2026 United States of Robloxia presidential election
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2026 United States of Robloxia presidential election
2024 < May 5, 2026 > 20321,057 members of the Electoral College
Presidential elections were held in the United States of Robloxia on May 5, 2026 (previously unspecified) in 2026 as early elections instead of holding them in 2028. Fortunately, no electoral interference from the previous United States of Robloxia presidential election occurred. It is the 28th presidential election ever done in the country.
It is notable as this is the first presidential election in which the winner of the election gets a six-year term instead of the four-year term that has dominated the Robloxian electoral scene since 2024 or the ten-year term that has occupied the majority of the Robloxian electoral scene.
In the end, Puma won the election, securing a 3.51% above majority.
Original forecasts called for this election to have lower turnout due to decreases in the public trust of electoral processes, democracy, and freedom in Robloxia. However, thanks to the presence of pro-democracy and pro-freedom candidates in the election, the turnout of the election managed to skyrocket to 86.05%, meaning that out of twenty eligible robloxians, on average, about seventeen went to the ballot box. This election broke the pattern of higher turnout elections followed by lower turnouts. It also broke the record for the highest percentage of eligible voters who voted in a United States of Robloxia presidential election, as well as the record for the highest number of votes in Robloxia's history.
Robloxia's political scene during the 20th century was typically described as a struggle between two parties: the right-wing Robloxian Conservative Party and the liberal Robloxian Reform Party, with third parties having little, if any support. After years of political division, David Baszucki, with a then-innovative perspective on the political scene, was elected in the 2004 presidential election. He founded the Corporatist Party, becoming the first president from outside the two ruling parties since 1720, 284 years ago. Right-wing voters saw the new president as a hope to save Robloxia from numerous crises (since the Corporatist Party argued in favor of federal surpluses over citizens, the most important crisis was likely the Robloxia debt crisis) , as liberal voters began to fear Corporatist repression of democracy since the Corporatist Party argued for federal surpluses over citizens. In the 2014 presidential election, the three political parties clashed for a second time, and political scientists expected that the two traditional ruling parties would reassert a near unanimity. Corporatist David Baszucki, seeking re-election despite being accountable for the passage of the " Authorization of Robloxian government to make price floors to country-made clothing" Act on January 2013 which saw moderate-sized month-long protests against the executive order and demands for it to be revoked, faced Conservative Donald Trumpblox and Reformist Oliver Fisher. Instead of the two traditional ruling parties asserting near unanimity, they asserted 64.7%, showing that corporatism was enough to disrupt the traditional two-party system and establish a three-party system. At that time, voters were split primarily between three camps, with Baszucki receiving 35.3% of the vote, Fisher getting 33.5%, Trumpblox being supported by 31.2%, and "fourth-parties" receiving <0.1% of the popular vote.
In their second term, the Corporatist government's support began to decline significantly, driven by public exhaustion from authoritarian rule and the fact the government was no longer listening to its citizens as it used in the past, but rather implementing policies that prioritized federal surplus over all citizens. Controversial government decisions, such as the withdrawal of Tix and the subsequent deprecation of the minimum wage of 10 Tix per day (equivalent to 0.58 Robux per day as of the same time), as well as inaction during the Guest Genocide and the passage of a law that requires all Guest Kingdom immigrants to visit Robloxia at most 20 times before citizenship is required to enter the country before blowing out to a full blown Guest Kingdom ban altogether, undermined support for the government. Staffing the army with incompetent commanders chosen not for experience but for loyalty to the government, led to Robloxia's defeat in the war with the Coffee-Stained Republic and the loss of the western half of the country, which was practically political suicide for the Corporatists, though losses were later pared and Historic Downtown Bloxburg still remains a disputed territory between the Coffee-Stained Republic and Robloxia. Nevertheless, Baszucki managed to convince key institutions that he should be allowed to run for a third term despite his incompatibility with the 22nd Amendment of the United States of Robloxia. He even cited that he changed the Constitution of Robloxia to the Terms of Citizenship, which effectively made the 22nd Amendment of the United States of Robloxia repealed and allowing any working-age robloxian to become president. The 2024 presidential election also saw the entry of the Reformists, represented by Peakala Harris, and the Conservatives, represented by three candidates: Jackson Moris, Mason Smith, and Donald Trumpblox. The sixth candidate was John Puma of the Progressive Party, which was entering the political scene as a centrist party in opposition to the political scene. The seventh candidate, Coeptus II and his Communist Party, ended up becoming a minor party and only gained popular support from historic Downtown Bloxburg voters, and the entire Robloxian West Coast felt alienated from communism and swinged towards conservatism, though recently, the trend has reversed beginning after Scorpio's impeachment for inactivity.
Smith won the 2024 election, gaining 33.6% of the vote thanks to his "Make Robloxia Great Again" campaign. The Conservatives themselves achieved a very high result, with the combined support of all their candidates reaching nearly two-thirds of all voters. Many voters pinned Smith's victory on hopes for a return to normalcy and the reconstruction of the country after the Corporatists' rule. However, as it turned out, Baszucki and his party now shifted towards quiet influence to infiltrate Smith's government. The infiltration ran so deep that Smith's nomination to have someone else head Robloxia Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (RICE) was defeated by when a remaining Corporatist at the Robloxia Senate voted no to the appointment, thus allowing Matt Bloxman to remain the head of RICE. Nobody knew how controversial the Corporatist Party would become until RICE decided to authorize Schlepington's deportation on August 2025. Meanwhile, the Progressive Party, after the revelations of the June Affair and the July-August Affair, also exposed the incompetence of the new government and gained more support. All parties began preparing for the 2025 congressional elections as the final elections to decrease the ruling party in Robloxia by the Corporatist Party, but the Corporatist Party remained firm in the Robloxian Supreme Court. Unexpectedly, due to the voter turnout poll conducted by the Progressive Party revealing that only 4.5% turnout will occur, the Progressive Party delayed the congressional elections, showing that public trust of electoral processes, democracy, and freedom was finally being destroyed. Upon hearing that the elections will be delayed, the Robloxia Congress building was raided by the Corporatist Party, causing many of the senators and representatives in the building to evacuate the building. After that, the building was sieged. Corporatists took advantage of all the empty 535 seats to pass numerous laws favorable to them, but were regarded as unconstitutional by everyone else, who still relied on the original Constitution of Robloxia. The party then ironically did a neutral move when they impeached President Smith on the grounds of political inactivity (the good), then proceeded to impeach his entire presidential succession, replacing him with Baszucki and all of the succession with a corporate structure including all 3,065 party staffers of the Corporatist Party as of 2025 (bad). Baszucki on the first day of his third term sent an executive order saying that congressional elections in 2025 will be canceled and that the Terms of Citizenship has been reinstated as the Robloxian Constitution, granting clemency to effectively the Corporatist Party.
Soon, a series of unpopular executive orders were introduced, including Age Checks for Communication Executive Order on January 7, 2026, which led to widespread protests in Robloxia. By packing the Robloxian Supreme Court with Corporatist Party members and many other institutions, Corporatists were able to break the original Robloxian Constitution without punishment, while citizens had to follow the Terms of Citizenship. After numerous incidents, such as the January 17 Massacre and the arrest of opposition politicians, including John Puma, a revolutionary mood gripped the country, with some advocating the complete overthrow of the Robloxian government. The Progressive Party and the Committee for the Defense of Democracy launched a roadblock campaign against Corporatists, which set off a domino effect, leading to unrest and rebellions across the country, and ultimately to the control of half the country by citizen militias. They later merged into the Robloxian Citizen Militia. Alpha Chips, the anti-corporatist terror organization at that time, swore to get rid of Corporatist influence in Robloxia by killing all the Corporatists. They also sieged Robloxia City as a last resort. Many robloxians even doubted if they were actually going to bring back democracy to Robloxia or will replace it with an equally authoritarian left government. Meanwhile, the Robloxian government secured a rare collusion from the Robloxian Conservative Party candidate Trumpblox, authorizing Trumpblox, despite not being the chief executive, to invade Rovenezuela and Iran, though he regretted invading the latter. Support for the government was very low. Meanwhile, in prison, John Puma wrote a bill, later edited by chikorita152e, that would introduce early presidential elections. Initially, they were supposed to take place in November of 2028, but brought back to 2026, they would have provided an opportunity to replace the regime with a new, democratic president. After being introduced twice in the Robloxia Congress, the Early Election Act of 2026 finally came into effect, giving the green light to new presidential elections, and the fact Baszucki signed the act, thinking that this would do nothing since he believed he got rid of elections, effectively increased his regret.
Candidacy process
Currently, six candidacies have been confirmed. To file a candidacy, candidate must complete a complex process involving collecting signatures from all Robloxian states (ranging from several hundred to several hundred thousand depending on the state), as well as establishing an election committee, possessing sufficient funds, and meeting constitutional requirements.
The Communist Party of Robloxia announced its presidential candidates on March 20, 2026, becoming the first party to announce candidates. The party did not hold primary elections, instead selecting its candidates directly at a party congress. Jordán Rordóñez, previously serving as prime minister of the Coffee-Stained Republic, was elected as the presidential candidate. Coeptus II was planned to usurp Rordóñez's position, but the legacy of his Bloxburg laws, including the law that guaranteed wealth equality to all working-age robloxians, he was seen as controversial, although the controversy has faded.
Also, Coeptus III, due to him being 16, meant that he could only communicate with 18-21 year old voters per the executive order, which might prove to be challenging to secure a win due to the fact a near unanimity of voters are 21 or older. Unfortunately, if Coeptus III lost and assuming the reinstatement of the Constitution of Robloxia, he would be ineligible to run until 2048 (when he turns 38).
Otto von Manul-Pallas, a former candidate for the Robloxian Reform Party, was the running mate. He reflected the party's more moderate leanings, emphasizing reforms toward social democracy.
Recently, Rordóñez has become the subject of inheriting Coeptus II and III's policies, albeit with cautious implementation to make sure they are not perceived as controversial. As an example, Coeptus III told Jordán Rordóñez to adopt his anti-ageist position, making it a federal crime to discriminate on any robloxian based on age. This would also effectively make the Age Checks Executive Order illegal. Whether Rordóñez would endorse this position is unknown at this time.
The Corporatist Party held its primary elections on March 22, 2026. Due to the party's low support, only two candidates filed, and the primary elections determined only which candidate would run for which position. Matt Bloxman, perceived as a continuator of President David Baszucki's policies, became the presidential candidate. His running mate was Vice President Fidel Klaasen, a representative of the party's less radical wing, defeating Baszucki in the narrowest margin of the Corporatist Party's history. Selecting Bloxman as Baszucki's successor was seen as a natural move given Baszucki's inability to run for re-election under the 22nd Amendment.
Unfortunately, Baszucki said that reference to the 22nd Amendment is unfortunately deprecated, and he does not accept the outcome. Moreover, he also said that "the chief national safety officer should not be given the title of chief executive" (referring to the president in the latter), arguing that a chief executive should not only be an expert in national safety but also an expert in other fields. He has seen then demanded a recount on the Corporatist Party primaries and also demanded that primaries should be cancelled for the political party, as it was in 2004, 2014, and 2024.
Despite this, Bloxman insisted to Baszucki and to the public that he will prioritize national safety before its citizens. His alternative slogan: A safer country is possible, parodies the A better country is possible as promoted by the Communist Party.
The New Voldex Party announced its candidates on March 21, 2026, after consultation with senior party politicians. Voldex Bloke Jr., known as the mayor of Brookhaven, became the presidential candidate, while his running mate was Jimmeh Brookhaven, a prominent businessman who previously served on the party's international leadership.
The Progressive Party did not hold official primaries, instead announcing its candidates at the party convention. The candidates were announced on March 21, 2026. John Puma, a well-known party chairman and democracy activist, was announced as the presidential candidate. His running mate was Mark Johnson, widely recognized as the party's co-founder. Corporatist Party members reacted to the candidacy announcement with disgust, as they insisted that a prisoner should never be elected to public office. Unsurprisingly, the party that reacted to John Puma with disgust was the same party that authorized the arrest of him; the arrest is currently annulled.
The Robloxian Conservative Party held its primary elections on March 21, 2026. Seven candidates initially entered the race. However, Louiedi Vincentelli abruptly withdrew from the election shortly before the final decision and vote certification process, reportedly after realizing he had virtually no pathway to victory. His campaign had struggled throughout the primary season, attracting minimal public attention and extremely low polling numbers. The late withdrawal became a minor talking point among party commentators, with some describing it as symbolic of the fractured and increasingly chaotic state of the party’s smaller factions.
Donald Trumpblox ultimately won a resounding majority with 68.7% of the vote, reflecting the party's growing radicalization. Moderate Jackson Morris came in second with 15% of the vote. JD Archer followed with 8.3%, Marcus Hanley with 3.2%, Cuomo Robloxian with 3.1%, and Neutral Jackson Smith with 1.7%.
Following the primary, Donald Trumpblox appointed JD Archer as his running mate. Two years earlier, both had run together on the Robloxian Conservative Party presidential ticket. The party is now forecast to face major backlash due to Trumpblox allegedly colluding with Baszucki to help capture Nicolas Radublox, former president of Rovenezuela, on January 3, 2026, and later aligning with Israblox during the February 28, 2026 invasion of Iran. The resulting geopolitical instability caused crude oil prices to surge to levels not seen since 2022, fueling economic anxiety throughout the Robloxian world.
Withdrawn candidates
Candidates for this section are those that withdrawn from the primaries
The Robloxian Reform Party held its primary elections on March 22, 2026. It was the largest primary in Robloxia in many years, surpassing 25 million participants. Peakala Harris, who ran on the Robloxian Reform Party ticket in the previous election, was a strong contender in the party but ultimately withdrew. This allowed Julian Jefferson to win the primaries. In his primary victory speech, he advertised himself as a socialist. He designated the runner-up, Michael Adams, as his vice presidential candidate. The selection of both politicians as candidates signaled the taking of the party's reins by a new generation of politicians. In the primaries themselves, Ken Bloxtin finished third with 16.4% of the vote, Kenneth Davidson Jr. with 6.6%, Darren Dean with 6.2%, and Archer Shaffer with 5%.
Withdrawn candidates
Candidates for this section are those that withdrawn from the primaries
Other political parties tried to nominate their candidates for the presidential election, either via primary or via convention, but they were ineligible under a act dating back before the 2024 United States of Robloxia presidential election that prevented any presidential election from having more than six candidates or an act requiring that at least 1% of robloxians sign the candidacy petition for it to be considered. This has led to controversy, with some smaller pro-democratic political parties, such as the Anti Corporatist Party, calling for the reversion of the act and allowing for more than six candidates to run, as well as niche candidates.
Due to the influence of the act, smaller political parties were forced to endorse a subset of the candidacies of the existing presidential candidates. Below is a list of all smaller political parties and the candidates they support:
Anti Corporatist Party: John Puma
The write-in protest
On May 5, 2026, 0.9% of the voter-eligible population was found to have voted for a candidate named "Why the #### did I get this ballot" as a write-in candidate. This protest was led by an unknown robloxian who only prefers to be nicknamed RecruitMuffin and was meant to tell citizens to ignore the election. Post-election auditors were baffled on what could it mean if a write-in candidate written in protest won the election, with some even nervous that it might be a vote for allowing Baszucki to secure a fourth term until November 2032. It became the most successful turnout for a write-in candidate in recorded Robloxian history.
Other write-ins
Other write-ins included Jackson Moris, which won only 0.1% of the vote, with all of the voters being in Nebloxa, Jackson Moris's home state.
History before the General Election
2024
November
On November 8, 2024, David Baszucki announced his candidacy in his concession speech, announcing that he was going for the Corporatist Party.
December
On December 1, 2024, Mason "Scorpio" Smith revoked the candidacy of David Baszucki after the Constitution of the United States of Robloxia was reinstated, arguing he could not serve a third term because of the 22nd Amendment. However, for some reason and shortly after, the Corporatist Party lobbied the Robloxian Congress to get David Baszucki up for a third term, to which it was successful; the bill was passed by the Robloxian Congress but vetoed by Mason "Scorpio" Smith before being overridden by the Robloxian Congress.
2025
October
On October 28, 2025, after the successful impeachment of Mason "Scorpio" Smith, Mason Scorpio Smith did not state that he would regain candidacy for the next election, but rather, he hoped the president following him would continue to follow his conservative stance. Unfortunately, the president following him would be catastrophic.
November
On November 15, 2025, it has been proposed that Julian Jefferson announce his candidacy and go for the Robloxian Reform Party, to which he accepted the proposal and immediately announced it after. Bloke Jr. and Mason Smith also announced their candidacies. As a result of too many candidates announcing their candidacies more than one year prior to the election, there was a proposal by the Progressive Party leader John Puma to have all candidates reconsider their candidacy in 2027, a year before the election then, to make sure if those candidacy bids are serious in nature or comedic.
However, all candidates rejected it, with Jefferson and Baszucki calling John Puma as a “wannabe Trumpblox”. As a result, both of critics faced a huge wave of criticism. Because of that, Jefferson's candidacy was threatened by other rivals from his political party, with some arguing that he was planning to associate the Robloxian Reform Party with socialist ideals when in reality, most Robloxian Reform Party members would rather not have means of production, distribution, and exchange owned by the state or the collective.
2026
March
On March 1, 2026, the March Surprise occurred in which Classic and Coeptus III announced candidacy, going for the Anti Corporatist Party and Communist Party, respectively. There is an ongoing request in the Progressive Party office to have the vice chairperson accept the offer to become a candidate going for the Progressive Party. However, later, Coeptus III was disappointed to see that he could only communicate with 13-20 year old voters due to the age checks to unlock communication executive order. On March 2, John Puma, while in prison, drafted a bill, later edited by chikorita152e and re-approved by the politician, which would speed up the election date. The Early Election Act of 2026, as the bill was dubbed, was presented to Congress on March 8 and passed with a 67% majority. However, the Supreme Court vetoed the bill 10-4. The bill was reintroduced to Congress on March 15, where it achieved a 60% majority. Early elections were secured as soon Baszucki unexpectedly signed the bill. On March 20, the legal registration of Jordán Rordóñez and Otto von Manul-Pallas as candidates of the Communist Party of Robloxia was confirmed, making them the first registered candidates after Coeptus II's greatest controversy of wage equality re-surfaced. The next day, the next candidates were announced. Donald Trumpblox and JD Archer became the Robloxian Conservative Party candidates, while John Puma and Mark Johnson received the Progressive Party nomination. Late in the day, Voldex Bloke Jr. of the New Voldex Party also announced his candidacy, with Jimmeh Brookhaven as his vice presidential candidate. The next day, the final two candidates were announced. The Corporatist Party nominated Matt Bloxman and Fidel Klaasen, while the Robloxian Reform Party nominated Julian Jefferson and Michael Adams after the primaries. However, the Corporatist Party results were disputed by Baszucki and he demanded a recount, as well as critiquing the fact a national safety officer would make a great executive officer. Despite this, he said that if Kaufman won, there might be higher emphasis on national safety in the country, placing lower emphasis on other national values. Surprisingly, in the first polls conducted in late March done by the Progressive Party, John Puma received a resounding 68% of the popular vote. Support for important contenders like Bloxman, Jefferson, and Trumpblox was only around 10%, while Rordonez and Bloke Jr. scored very low at 1%, with Rordonez presumably only able to secure Bloxburg voters and Bloke Jr. only able to secure Kionne Republic voters. The Classic of the Anti Corporatist Party attempted to register his candidacy alongside his running mate, Swagger, but fell just short of the required number of signatures to be submitted for registration and was therefore unable to participate in the election.
April
On April 1, the Progressive Party along with other party staffers proposed a bill to hold the elections on May 5, 2026, a Tuesday, which surprisingly passed, indicating that the Corporatists were trying to relinquish power. More bills to relinquish power passed, one of which was to have the United States of Robloxia territories be enfranchised to vote in national elections, including the upcoming 2026 elections. The Progressive Party feared that the relinquishment of power might be a trap and that they would actually return back to infiltrate the winning government should they lose the election. John Puma and Mark Johnson were the only ones campaigning nationwide, as the rest of the candidates planned to held rallies only in their hometowns or in places where they were guaranteed support. In their campaign, Puma and Johnson emphasized the need to fight poverty in Robloxia, the need for reforms, and also criticized the policies of the Corporatist government. However, upon seeing Puma's first nationwide rally, all other candidates immediately decided to rally nationwide.
In mid-April, one of the hottest issues was the possible endorsement of any candidate by the Anti Corporatist Party, the largest party not fielding a candidate. On April 15, the party's leader, The Classic, announced that he would not be serving in the public office for this election. He told his voters to express support for John Puma, and the news spread throughout Robloxia within next day.
On April 27th, a debate was hosted by RNN.
Finally, on April 30, the Robloxia government, in a letter to voters who were registered as Corporatist Party as well as publishing the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) report for 1st quarter 2026, finally reported that age checks have forced the Robloxian government to cut their GDP projections. Upon the release of the report, the Robloxia Corporate Index crashed to a new 52-week low at 16,700 from 22,104, an approximate 24.44% decline, before paring some losses to close at 18,052 (with futures at 18,084). It is now official that the stock index is now down about 72.28% from its all time high.
May
On May 1, David Baszucki praised Matt Bloxman-led Robloxians Immigrations and Customs Enforcement and the Robloxian Armed Forces for annihilating the Retroslop Annihilation Federation, a retroslop-hate group. This increased the Corporatist Party's popular support as retroslop are now free from being hated upon by the hate organization. This again verifies the precedent of Baszucki's rule, that hate groups in Robloxia were illegal.
On May 3, the Progressive Party candidate and the Corporatist Party president, John Puma and David Baszucki respectively, delivered nationalized addresses to the United States of Robloxia in different locations. David Baszucki held it in the Blox House. Donald Trumpblox, the Conservative Party candidate, however, decided to hold it in his estate in Blorida, and make it a televised rally. Supporters arrived in his estate where he spoke about Robloxia's decline, border security, crime, and economy under Baszucki. As of that day, three other candidates are yet to make nationalized addresses or rallies, but unfortunately, they were unable to address the nation or even host a rally before the polls opened at around May 5, 2026, midnight Telamon Ocean Time.
General Election
The general election started on May 5, 2026, midnight Telamon Ocean Time.
History after the General Election
Canvass Period
After the general election poll stations closed on May 6, 2026 at midnight Telamon Ocean Time, polls were speedily counted. This counted every valid ballot. After all polls were counted, a required post-election audit occurred. After the post-election audit, the winner was officially announced to be John Puma, the Progressive Party candidate. Turnout was initially estimated to be 11.38%, which would make it the lowest election in Robloxian history in terms of turnout before being revised to a more realistic 45.12% (the lowest since 1984).
The Board of Directors
Immediately after the announcement that John Puma won, the Corporatist Party prepared for 75 days of transitioning from the Corporatist Party to the Progressive Party, but the Corporatist Party was mostly focused on letting David Baszucki continue to serve as David Baszucki, the titular Chief Executive of Robloxia, refused to recognize the presidency, calling for his cabinet's board of directors to evaluate John Puma's performance as if he were a chief executive officer in some corporation. Mistakenly, they assumed 75 days of transition, not being aware of an act that pushed inauguration days to the first of the next month closest to the election that was accidentally signed by Baszucki, thinking this would do nothing since he already suppressed national electoral processes in Robloxia and that the only national electoral processes allowed would be to have the board of directors vote for a new president should the current president announce retirement.
A regular performance review is scheduled to occur on John Puma soon. However, many have pointed out that The Board of Directors is an unconstitutional organization according to the original Robloxian constitution, therefore John Puma is not obliged to appear for review and is to be sworn in on June 1, 2026. Despite this, the Robloxian Supreme Court argues it is constitutional due to corporations having similar processes to hire their chief executives.
Baszucki continues to gain support
Even though the election was over, Baszucki continued to gain support. On May 7, 2026, the Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, after hearing shocking, disgusting, and disappointing stories of predatory activities from Urbanshade's employees, including Ren, made the ultimate decision to close Urbanshade, accusing the company for allowing predatory activities to happen and without predators being held accountable for those said activities. This was successful as the Robloxian government finally adopted the "Do not support Urbanshade" stance. As a result, Baszucki's popular support increased, compounding on the gains made when he authorized the destruction of Robloxians Against Retroslop and the execution of Snead as he continued to remain against predators and sexual assault, rape, and sexual abuse in the country. Experts said that this effectively established a precedent in Baszucki's rule that was verified many times; predators, sexual assault, rape, and sexual abuse were illegal in Robloxia.
Later, after deciding to make Urbanshade a restricted facility for Robloxians over the age of 18 who have face scanned, the company reopened.
Further turnout revision
On May 9, 2026, further revisions were made to the turnout of the election, pushing voter turnout to 86.05%.
State electoral vote map released
On May 10, 2026, the state electoral map was finally released, revealing a huge swing towards Progressive Party and a success in the Electoral College since the majority candidate also won the majority of the electoral votes from the Electoral College. Voldex Bloke Jr. and Progressive Party managed to win their home states this election, while the rest of the candidates did not win their home states. Fortunately, the "why the #### did I get this ballot" voters never won a single state, but experts say on a county-level, they might have won disjoint counties instead. Unsurprisingly enough, the county where "RecruitMuffin" was claimed to live in Robloxia had a majority of them voting for that joke candidate.
Puma gets a "strike"
On May 11, 2026, Puma was claimed by the Corporatist Party to have micromanaged the Corporatist Party's board of directors by dissolving them without the majority support of the board of directors and the registered Corporatist Party voters. As a result, he received a strike and impeachment charge, increasing his probability of impeachment by the Robloxian Senate and House of Representatives respectively. This also marked the first time a president was ever charged for impeachment even though that president has not been officially inaugurated yet. He was also required to attend a meeting with the Corporatist Party and sign a letter promising to stop his micromanagement. A witness will be available to strike him again if he refuses to sign the letter for the another fictitious charge of insubordination.
In response to this, Puma went on to lash at the Corporatist Party, arguing the political party is sufficiently and necessarily cooked and argued that the charge and strike was on a fictional basis as there was no evidence has emerged that John Puma manipulated the Corporatist Party or its internal affairs, but Corporatist Party noted he removed the mention of the "Board of Directors" on his inauguration announcement. Legally, Puma is not obligated to appear at Corporatist headquarters or sign anything, as he is guaranteed inauguration. Furthermore, these statements do not provide legal basis for impeachment. Numerous lawyers have offered John Puma assistance if he wishes to sue the Corporatists.
Winner sues Corporatist Party, wins again.
On May 12, 2026, John Puma sued the Corporatist Party for violating the General False Statements Act, which existed in the former Robloxia Code Article 18, Section 1001 before being repealed in favor of a new code that effectively is equivalent to Robloxia's Terms of Citizenship, as well as many other violations. The trial took place on May 16. All 11 judges unanimously ruled in Puma's favor and ordered the Corporatists to apologize on behalf of John Puma and many other robloxians for the violations, declare many of their claims false, and dissolve The Board of Directors. Additionally, proceedings were initiated against several of the Corporatists, including Matt Bloxman, after it was revealed that the federal government website's cabinet page actually contains the background of all the cabinet since Robloxia reformed their government website.
On May 18, 2026, a violent mob of supporters of President Donald Trumpblox and David Baszucki attacked and demolished the Federal Court of Robloxia, the Blox House, the United States of Robloxia Capitol, and the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel Headquarters to coerce the Robloxian government to reject the certification of the 2026 United States of Robloxia Presidential Election, which John Puma had won and to accept that Baszucki won instead. The insurrection resulted in 4,022 deaths including the immediate aftermath, including 3,774 law enforcement officers (which was 99.32% of the entire police department at that time, causing the law enforcement to surrender to the violent mob as they have been outnumbered and the efforts to call the Robloxia Guard turned out to be a partisan trap), and extensively total damage to all four buildings targeted.
On that tragic day, protesters and rioters pushed past law enforcement barricades to breach the federal government buildings and to ransack interior offices. Lawmakers and staff left their interior offices and tried to get to safer rooms, but even the safe rooms were no match to the unyielding and unrelentless explosions of the incendiary high-explosive devices thrown and planted on those buildings. The attack is currently and widely regarded as a key event in modern Robloxian history.
John Puma was unavailable that day, causing fear that the attackers would never be caught and receive justice. However, chikorita152e caught the attackers when they were invited to a video conference in which they were condemned and notified that their police departments have been contacted to place them immediately on a five year federal arrest, bringing justice to affected parties. Meanwhile, chikorita152e presented orders to John Puma that upon office, he should plan on implementing a six-step plan to restore Robloxia City to its former hope and glory:
confiscate all the weapons used
bring back the security magnetometers that were used to secure the perimeter and circumference of all the government buildings
help street cleaners clean the streets of any large and dangerous debris
rebuild the destroyed buildings, including the Federal Court of Robloxia, the Blox House, the Robloxia Capitol, and the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel Headquarters
hire more police officers to get the city back to thousands of police officers actively on duty patrolling the city in any given time in any day of the year, effectively declaring the end of the temporary abolition of the city's law enforcement
get Baszucki sentenced for five years in federal prison for violation of Article 18, Section 1001 of the Robloxia Code
On May 23, 2026, David Baszucki, serving as the 32nd president of Robloxia, was impeached for the first time. The reason it took 22 years to impeach was due to the Robloxian government making it so that any vote for impeachment effectively became a decision within his Board of Directors and that fact it was consistently backed by a majority of Corporatist Party registered voters. This was the result of John Puma submitting articles of impeachment to the Robloxia Congress after he told the Board of Directors to dissolve. The impeachment was supported by a vast majority of citizens, with 80% voting to convict, 10% voting to acquit, and 10% preferring not to vote. The Robloxia Congress conducted the impeachment online due to the fact any robloxian can decide on the President's future. Eventually, the majority was reflected when it easily exceeded the 67% needed to impeach the president, and Baszucki was impeached. Moreover, his place was raided by the Robloxian Citizens Militia, which arrested him and imprisoned him in a federal prison for five years, only to be released in June 1, 2031.
Electoral vote map in the 2026 United States of Robloxia presidential election. The map shows 1,012 electoral votes, excluding only the District of Cassel, which was allocated 45 electoral votes due to the fact the Constitution of Robloxia is void, meaning that it can now have as much electoral votes limited by the proportion of the population of the country that lives in the district. The total number of electoral votes is therefore 1,057.
Election forecasts
Polls
Polls were conducted by independent media. The polls are used to determine advantages and forecast election results. All three independent media polls successfully predicted that Puma would win the 2026 election.
"Do you believe age checks to unlock communication promotes safety in Robloxia?"
Bloke Jr.: "Absolutely fricking no! This executive order is just crap. We should have privacy, not expose our identities. This is why Baszucki is a douschebag."
Bloxman: "We prioritize citizen privacy as well as safety. This is why images and videos used for our facial age estimation vendors will be deleted immediately after they have been securely processed. Also, I encourage you to talk to your children about national safety (including grooming) and what your children are doing. The Robloxia Safety Center and Help Center has more information about our multilayered approach to national safety as well as how to complete the government age check. We believe by implementing age checks, we have ushered in a new era of national safety. The Family Robloxia Safety Institute (FRSI), an institute dedicated to making families safe in Robloxia, has argued in favor of it. According to supporters, it primarily promotes public and online safety among youth after the increases in sexual assaults and political extremism over a ten-year period, while also providing regulated communication and new safety features for educational systems. So yes, it promotes safety in Robloxia. It is never OK to use swear words. Robloxia is for everyone, including young kids. People must use words that are respectful and welcoming for our entire country or they will be deported."
Jefferson: "I really will not say anything on this, but this is clearly violating human rights and just like Bloke Jr, WE NEED PRIVACY! David Baszucki is a monster, racist and wicked president, he better not be re-elected. I wish the Age Checks Order is revoked."
Puma: "Many have spoken out in about the age checks, criticizing or supporting them. Today, I am here to speak on behalf of those who can't because their own government has taken away their right to even communicate with another robloxian. Those who cannot call for help because the president has taken away their right to do so. Those whose freedom of expression has been taken away. Those who want change. The Age Checks for Communication Executive Order was not implemented to help citizens. Age checks divide citizens into several categories, and they have to care for themselves without any help. They are left to their fate. Furthermore, over half of Robloxia's citizens have not verified their age, so they can't talk to anyone. Imagine waking up and not being able to talk to your family. These robloxians have been like this for over four months. Taking age checks further, they seem downright ridiculous. The ability to communicate across age groups is essential. How can you imagine school and education in the age check era? How can you imagine trying to contact the emergency services? Someone might ask for help and be unable to say anything because the government has taken away their ability to be anything. Thanks to the current government, half the country has been reduced from citizens to some subrobloxians, denied basic rights. We need to do something about this. Moreover, age checks don't guarantee the safety of children. Government age verification systems have been proven to be frequently broken or flawed, causing some robloxians to be assigned the wrong age group. An adult might be assigned the age of a young child, or vice versa. Such situations are even worse for children than before, because while previously they could talk to their parents and other trusted robloxians if something bad happened, the government now forces them to remain silent."
Rordóñez: "We want to create a country where things like Age Checks have no place. They don't fulfill the purpose they were created for. Instead, we plan to strengthen the police and create a program that will keep children safe without any barriers dividing citizens."
Trumpblox: "We believe free speech is important. We plan to deregulate his speech regulations soon.
Safer Marketplace Executive Order and Robloxia Plus Executive Order
"Do you think the Safer Marketplace Executive Order is a practical solution to the low quality and unoriginal problem?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Yes, we believe this will force the Robloxian marketplace to be filled with high-quality, original items while maintaining the safe country where creativity can thrive. Also, for your information, that executive order has been temporarily repealed because we listened to 90% of the citizens at that time. We noticed that our lead time of two weeks was admittedly too short, and after they protested for six days, we made the call to temporarily repeal it. If elected, I will reinstate it on August 1, 2026."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I have to say no to the Safer Marketplace Executive Order. This law has a very negative impact on Robloxia's economy and the clothing market. This law also has a very negative impact on smaller businesses. Its purpose is to allow robloxians affiliated with the Corporatist Party to monopolize the market and is another attempt to turn our country into a playground for Corporatists. The Safer Marketplace Executive Order does not mean a safer marketplace. It means no marketplace at all. I am against and sympathize with the striking footwear workers."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "No. We will keep this woke executive order and corporate policy repealed just as long I am here. Never reinstate woke! Instead, we shall tariff them and support industrial policies! We will protect Robloxian jobs and counter non-Robloxian competition."
Baszucki's government
"What is your attitude towards David Baszucki's cabinet?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Oh, I am a part of his cabinet, working for Chief National Safety Officer. Hello Chief Executive! If you see me, I made Robloxia safe!"
Jefferson:
Puma: "Baszucki's government is one of the worst in Robloxia's history. It is constantly trying to introduce an authoritarian dictatorship in our country. Let's start by saying that this government should never have been established. Corporatists did not win last fall's congressional elections. They literally rigged them and overthrew the previous government through legal loopholes. The government is illegal. From then until now, Baszucki's government has introduced successive executive orders attempting to subjugate the robloxians who oppose them. But they should know that the people of Robloxia will not submit to a dictatorship. If I win this election, I can promise three things on this matter. First, I will reverse all government-issued executive orders that constrain Robloxia's citizens. Age checks, market restrictions, and numerous laws that violate robloxian rights will all be gone. Second, I will attempt to return Robloxia to the path of peace, progress, and development from which the Corporatists derailed it. Third, all those robloxians responsible for this lawlessness and millions of misfortunes will finally be brought to justice!"
Rordóñez: "Baszucki's government is comprised of criminals who steal and commit crimes across United States of Robloxia. President David Baszucki is a felon who must be brought to justice."
Trumpblox: "His cabinet needs to be restored back to the traditional cabinet; he does not have a vice president, for example, and his department heads have titles such as Chief X Officer. His cabinet-level officials are what he calls his employees. Fortunately, he knows my laws; because of the Robloxian Senate Corporatist unanimity, he managed to confirm all of the cabinet members."
June Affair and July-August Affair
"What is your stance on the June Affair and the July-August Affair?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman showed this image when he was asked this question.
Bloxman: "Your democracies are not our problems."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Well, I have spoken out on these issues many times. I believe I did the right thing by exposing these scandals back in the summer of 2025. Robloxians need to know if their votes count in elections. As has already been exposed, President Smith interfered in the last presidential election and then tried to rig the election in Bloxburg. I find it abhorrent for a president to rig a national election to benefit his supporters. In fact, we have not had a good president in over twenty years. I hope I can change that. If I win the election, I will fight corruption and nepotism. I will purge all committees of political influence. Elections should be objective, and voters should be able to sleep soundly knowing their vote will be counted."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Get the 8.5% who supported me back in the 2024 Robloxia presidential elections. I refuse to accept the new 2024 Robloxia presidential elections results. I will even stage an insurrection on the capitol building like I did in January 6, 2021, demanding they stop the count for this election. My proud boys will not be reckoned with."
Free Schlep Movement
"What can you say about the Free Schlep Movement?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We found a lot of tribute buildings to Schlep. Since he unsafely took the law on his own hands and prevented us from doing our work, we had no choice but to demolish them. The only tribute buildings you are allowed to have in Robloxia are those who safely take the law on their hands and allowed us to do our work."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I believe the Free Schlep Movement is a good example of how Robloxians can unite against the Corporatist dictatorship. I am glad such a movement has emerged, as it shows that we know how to fight for freedom. Schlepington should be free. He did nothing wrong. If I become president, he will be freed. However, even if I don't win the election, I will continue to fight for the release of many political prisoners, including Schlepington."
Rordóñez: "Schlepington should be released from prison because he was illegally imprisoned by the Corporatist government."
Trumpblox: "A statement from one of my supported state polices showed that Schlep worked with them. We are glad that the entire community was in this movement together, even if we lost in the end."
Robloxia Immigrations and Customs Enforcement
"What is your attitude towards the Robloxia Immigrations and Customs Enforcement?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We believe RICE has increased national safety in Robloxia."
Jefferson:
Puma: "While the initial intention of enforcing immigration and customs regulations was likely to be for the good of Robloxia, or I simply hope so, the Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement has now decided to move away from it. Currently, it is a paramilitary organization that has been operating continuously for several years at the behest of the government, whose goal is not the good of Robloxia, but the good of those who govern it. Baszucki's new government uses this organization to eliminate political opponents and fulfill the Corporatists' sick ideas. This organization currently fails to enforce immigration and customs laws. It violates them itself. Many newcomers from other parts of Roblox, regardless of whether they have lived here for one year or twenty years, whether they have family here or not, whether they are here illegally or have already obtained citizenship, are deported illegally. Additionally, many robloxians are held in Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement custodial facilities under extremely poor conditions. They are treated like criminals, even though they have done nothing. A significant number of them are elderly, women, and children. We have to stop this. I intend to reform the organization, release those illegally held, and then bring to justice those who turned this organization into the Corporatists' secret police."
Rordóñez: "RICE is currently being used as a paramilitary organization, a weapon against the president's enemies. I heard that RICE destroyed several villages in South Bloxlina for sympathizing with the LLAF. This group must be disbanded and replaced or restructured, with all current leadership brought to justice."
Trumpblox: "RICE needs to only deport people who came to this country illegally. Just deporting people for a violation of the Robloxian Constitution is not right. However, I believe that reports of such cases at this time are false and spread by Robloxia's enemies. RICE has done a good job so far, and I hope they continue to do so."
Anti-Corporatist protests and riots
"What is you attitude towards the anti-government protests that have been going on since November?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We occasionally listened to them. For example, we decided to delay the Safer Marketplace Executive Order until August 1, 2026 because 90% of the community opposed the two week lead time. However, sometimes, you have to prioritize national safety over the anti-government protests, and to this end, we have implemented many national safety executive orders in Robloxia."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I believe citizens should have the right to protest. Over the past six months, Robloxians have repeatedly protested against Baszucki's government, and I believe they should continue to do so. After all, the government gives them a lot of reasons to protest. Who sows the wind, reaps the whirlwind. I am proud of those who demonstrate their dissatisfaction by choosing peaceful means. Any protest, as long as it is peaceful, can take place in Robloxia. However, I must condemn riots. They lead to unnecessary destruction and violence, which I do not condone. I encourage all rioters to change their form of protest to less destructive and join us in a large, peaceful march for the freedom of our country."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "The anti-government protests must stop. Per the old Robloxia Code, any Robloxian charged with advocating to overthrow the government by force or violence is a federal crime in itself. Fortunately, Baszucki removed it, but if elected, I will bring all the laws of our former country back. I will make Robloxia great again!"
January 17 Massacre
"What do you think about the January 17 Massacre?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We may have accidentally sent law enforcement over. To be honest, it was peaceful protesting. However, I am certain that the officers could not have attacked unprovoked. The protesters must have attacked them first."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I consider what happened in Robloxia City on January 17 to be an example of unimaginable power abuse by the local police. There are many theories that the government had something to do with it, although that is not what I am going to talk about. I was there when police officers, unprovoked, opened fire on peaceful protesters. These were innocent robloxians who had come to the square to show their strength in unity and demonstrate their dissatisfaction. Meanwhile, the government, whose task was to protect Robloxians, failed to prevent this. The police, a uniformed state force, should serve the public. How did they serve the public in this situation? Dozens of robloxians died, and hundreds were injured. What happened there is shocking. I sympathize with the families of those killed and injured. They are suffering the most, because the law in Robloxia and the safety of its citizens depend on the uniformed state force that led to this tragedy that affected them. I swear that if I win the election, I will personally ensure that this case is resolved and the officers responsible for the massacre are punished. I intend to launch an investigation into this matter until I receive answers as to why public officials opened fire on defenseless civilians."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Excellent work, Bloxman! You just sent the law enforcement over to deal with the protest that advocated for an government overthrow. Matt, you're doing such a good job, it makes me sad that I'm going to win this election instead of you. If I don't win this election, it is surely rigged!"
January 25 Robloxia Congress attack
"What do you think about the January 25 Robloxia Congress attack?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We saw the losses of many Corporatists that day. Corporatists will now be chosen to occupy the remaining seats."
Jefferson:
Puma: "As I have stated many times, I don't support unnecessary violence. The attack on Robloxia Congress by militias constituted just such unnecessary violence. Those dissatisfied with the government should protest peacefully, not engage in attacks or destruction. I hope there will be no more attacks of this type in the future."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox:
Arrests of the opposition
"What do you think about the arrests of opposition members in the last few months?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Those opposition members clearly violated the Robloxian Terms of Citizenship. However, they can appeal this arrest."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Many of the people watching the debate probably know that I spent fifty-three days in Corporatist custody. So I can describe what happens there. In such custody, prisoners don't have lawyers. They are interrogated using illegal methods. They don't get real food. The cells are filthy, and there is no hygiene. Prisoners are deprived of sleep and subjected to violence, most often psychological, but sometimes physical. Prisoners have no contact with the outside world, so their families don't know if they are fine. The only news about a prisoner that reaches their family is their eventual death certificate. It is especially painful that a significant portion of robloxians condemned to this cruel fate are opposition activists, whose only crime was having the courage to speak out. To be clear, no one deserves such poor prison conditions. Therefore, if I become president, along with purging the courts and public services of political influence, I will also address the prison system and ensure that custodial facilities are maintained in decent conditions. If I win the election and take office, one of my first steps will be to pardon all opposition activists wrongly convicted by a corrupt justice system. Then, I will personally close down the corporatist custodial facilities that are unable to provide decent conditions for prisoners. Arresting opposition members simply to get rid of political opponents is unacceptable, and it will never happen under my presidency."
Rordóñez: "The arrests of political opponents are unconstitutional and will be stopped under our rule. The judiciary will be made independent of the government, and we will create special camps for criminals to rehabilitate them."
Trumpblox: "If the opposition is a Robloxia citizen, we will immediately bring them back to Robloxia. However, if they are not, the deportation holds. Moreover, if the opposition representative acts in favor of a foreign government, for example by criticizing my war in the Middle East, he should not return."
2026 Robloxian roadblocks
"What do you think about the 2026 Robloxian roadblocks?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Finally, a peaceful protest."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I think the activists did a great job organizing the Block the Roads to Fascism campaign. Although initiated by the Progressive Party, the action was supported by the Committee for the Defense of Democracy, the Independent Party, the Robloxian Reform Party, the Safe Bloxburg!, and many more organizations. I am pleased that Robloxians from across the political spectrum supported the action, demonstrating widespread dissatisfaction with the government. I think this moment was a great way to strengthen the unity of the citizens of Robloxia."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Finally, a peaceful protest."
Robloxian Citizen Militia
"What do you think about the Robloxian Citizen Militia?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Wait, we have a third-party militia in our country? Keep it, but if it violates any Robloxian Terms of Citizenship, lock the militia website to prevent any more joins."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Just like with Block the Roads to Fascism action, same with Robloxian Citizen Militia, I think the citizens of Robloxia did a great job. The militia was formed peacefully to seize land from a corrupt government without bloodshed and in the form of local neighborhood patrols. I believe this is what citizen militias should look like: not armies fighting civil wars, but neighborhood watches guarding their homes and families and not using to weapons unless necessary. I think this militia has done a great job of showing our government that it would be best if it retired and let ordinary citizens have their say. Now, although the Robloxian Citizen Militia has suspended operations and essentially disbanded, I think if I became president, I could help its former members join the Robloxian Armed Forces. A merger of our military and volunteers from the former militia would work well, as it would remove political influence from the military. It is like pouring the army through a militia sieve. I also intend to honor the memory of the deceased militia members."
Rordóñez: "The RCM should be disbanded once the Corporatist Party loses power. However, if Baszucki wins the elections, it should defend the oppressed, just as our party does."
Trumpblox: "The United States of Robloxia Constitution states that third-party militias are allowed if their purpose is to execute the laws of Robloxia, suppress insurrections, and repeal foreign invasions. We hereby charge the RCM with the federal crime of attempting to overthrow the Robloxian government."
Separatist movements
"What do you think about the separatist movements that have recently taken place in Robloxia?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Separatism? I never thought about that. Whatever it is, we still recognize that they are part of Robloxia and should follow the Robloxia Terms of Citizenship."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Many have recently been trying to solve the separatist problem by force. I disagree. In recent days, the Robloxian Armed Forces and Robloxian Immigration and Customs Enforcement have completely needlessly attacked the Livetopia Liberation Armed Forces, leading to the destruction of villages simply because the residents supported the separatists. This should not be done. I agree that separatists must be encouraged to return to Robloxia. However, we cannot do this by force. If we continue to repress robloxians simply for wanting independence, it will only increase the popularity of the separatist movement. In my opinion, we should not fight the separatists. We should encourage them to return to Robloxia peacefully. If I become president, I will personally go to all separatist movements and peacefully negotiate a possible rejoining of Robloxia."
Rordóñez: "Separatist movements will not be necessary after Baszucki will lose power. However, our party intends to hold referendums in various places where separatists currently exist."
Trumpblox: "The Union is strong if those separatists immediately go back to Robloxia. We are losing land area!"
Early Election Act of 2026
"What is your opinion on the Early Election Act of 2026 and its implementation?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "The Board of Directors would have to approve the new President as a result of this election. The Board of Directors has a Board Chair that will make the final decision. Following this, we plan to do a public press release to the country on whether or not the new President is approved. We also plan to provide a public newsroom update reflecting the decision, containing Baszucki, the new president, and the effective date of the change should our board find the new president compliant. If the new president is approved, please expect a few months of transition."
Jefferson:
Puma: "As a co-author of the Early Election Act of 2026, I strongly agree with it. I believe that citizens should be able to elect a new president during the current term if the incumbent president is not performing their duties properly, and members of Congress were not legally elected, and therefore should not be able to independently elect the president's successor in Congress. In such a situation, citizens should take the initiative. This is precisely what has happened in recent months. The Robloxia Congress was illegally taken over by the Corporatist Party. President Baszucki is incapable of effectively exercising the presidency, and his party lacks significant support. In the last poll, Matt Bloxman, the candidate supported by Baszucki, had only 1%. There is no way that the ones supported by only 1% can govern and break the law while the rest does not have any influence. To clarify, I am not talking about a situation where citizens overthrow the government or president because the majority do not support them. I am talking about a situation where the government and president break the law, and new ones must be elected to ensure the country remains safe. In recent months, Baszucki's government has repeatedly introduced laws that violate robloxian rights, deployed the military to suppress peaceful protests, and been incompetent, losing control of half the country in a single month. Therefore, the Early Election Act of 2026 is not about using polls to overthrow the government. This bill is about preventing dictatorships if the government degenerates into one. I believe it is a good bill."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "We demand a reinstatement to the November 2028 date immediately. Let Bloxman serve the remainder of his term provided he is not impeached. Then voters will decide."
Crisis in the judiciary
"What is your stance on the current crisis in the judiciary?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "What crisis? Corporatism needs a corporatist court to critique."
Jefferson:
Puma: "For the past twenty years, two political parties have been taking turns packing their judges into court. I believe this should not happen. Courts should be independent. If I become president, I promise to combat nepotism and corruption in the courts and purge them of political influence, so that every Robloxian can be sure that court rulings are truly objective and not the result of court packing."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "I suggest we change some justices to Conservatives. Court packing is not allowed, unless I am the one doing it."
Power abuses
"What is your stance on the power abuses and their punishment?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Well, we believe this was not a power abuse, but the 2004 transition was good."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I cannot tolerate abuses of power by certain state institutions. If I become president, I will purge them of political influence and punish every abuse of power that has occurred within them. Power abusers will not go unpunished."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "I am not a power abuser. I guess."
Taxation
"What do you think about current taxation and what would or would not you change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Currently, the 30% flat income tax in Robloxia is working. Everything you buy in Robloxia, the manufacturer gets 70%, and we get 30%. There is no intent to change the share we get at that time."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I am a proponent of progressive taxation, which would ensure everyone pays the same percentage. Over the past few decades, some politicians have implemented a system in Robloxia where corporations pay a lower percentage than the lower classes. I believe everyone should pay the same to ensure equal opportunities and non-discrimination. I also want to lift many Robloxians out of poverty, so a lower tax burden on the lower classes and an equal distribution of who pays what will be beneficial. I hope that with the introduction of progressive taxes, Robloxia will develop and see a positive impact on its residents."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Bring back the taxation system we had in the past. Also we plan on lowering taxes (but only for the rich)!"
Inflation
"What do you think about current inflation and how can you fix it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Inflation is being curtailed. Per Robloxia law, we now have dynamic price floors for virtually every attire item category now. We have no intent to price ceiling the marketplace, but the software currently assumes a de facto R$1 billion price ceiling, and a hidden R$263-1 in fact."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Above all, I intend to increase citizens' trust in the bank and its credibility. I intend to stabilize Robloxia's internal situation to end its influence on high inflation. I will then cleanse the bank of political influence. I also intend to clearly communicate the inflation situation to citizens on an ongoing basis. In the meantime, I will stop unnecessary money printing and introduce progressive taxation, which should generate profits. Inflation is a difficult opponent, and correcting the current situation may be difficult, but for the good of Robloxia, we must try. However, this should be done by professionals selected for their competence, not party colleagues."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Inflation will be kept at 2%. I am not sure if Bloxman even cares about inflation anymore."
Healthcare
"What do you think about current healthcare and what would or would not you change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Not our problem. Just get healthcare yourselves."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Healthcare is important and is one of the foundations of services in our country. However, access to it unfortunately depends on the size of the wallet, not on need. It is estimated that over 57 million Robloxians currently lack access to healthcare. Among these residents may be those who need it, or even those whose lives are at risk due to the lack of it. If I win the election, I will introduce a public healthcare system in Robloxia. It is a matter of weeks that every robloxian in the country should be able to benefit from free healthcare. Of course, I have no intention of fighting the private healthcare system that exists in most of the country. I believe a good solution would be to establish free healthcare for those most in need, those who cannot help themselves, and to maintain private healthcare for those who can pay for it themselves. Private clinics will be able to continue to compete. I think this competition would be positive, as it would improve quality. I also intend to model the public healthcare system after high-quality private clinics, so that it is accessible, comfortable, and truly helpful. I hope that if I become president, no resident of Robloxia will ever again have to suffer from the lack of such a universal service as healthcare."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Just get healthcare yourselves."
Infrastructure
"What is your stance on the current infrastructure?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Currently infrastructure in Robloxia needs no changes at that time. We hope everyone has been building infrastructure that is compliant with the Robloxia Terms of Citizenship, however."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Robloxia is currently experiencing many problems. If I become head of state, I will have to devote a lot of time to addressing them all. But even if I solve them all, infrastructure still ranks high on my to-do list. In rural areas, infrastructure requires expensive repairs or even construction. Furthermore, there are areas like Greater Bloxburg City. In this case, the metropolis has not fully recovered from the meteorite impact. In the western part of the country, there are also remnants of the fighting with the Coffee-Stained Republic, while in Eastern Robloxia and South Bloxlina, destruction from illegal operations by the Robloxian Armed Forces and Robloxian Immigration and Customs Enforcement against civilians remains. I can't forget all of this. Appropriate funding will also be allocated to our infrastructure."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Just let them build infrastructure that is compliant with our old government rules."
Education
"What do you think about current education and what would or would not you change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Education is good at that time. We hope everyone is still following the Terms of Citizenship!"
Jefferson:
Puma: "I believe we should reform our education system. The current system sometimes seems outdated. We should prioritize greater student integration and increase the adoption of new technologies. We should also start teaching certain taboo topics that previously seemed uncomfortable. Many problems begin with education. Without good education, the entire system collapses, as the successors of the previous system members are unable to maintain it. I intend to increase the budget for education, including ensuring student comfort so that future generations will be able to take responsibility for the future of Robloxia."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "We suggest we remove some Reformist-influenced education. Reformists have influenced education with their wokeness. We must eradicate the wokeness from education!"
Security
"What do you think about current security and how can you improve it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Currently, the nation is very border secure."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Unfortunately, the truth is that a significant portion of Robloxians cannot feel safe. The military, police, and government organizations are breaking the law, and riots occasionally break out in some cities. The situation in Robloxia should stabilize. My plan is to abolish executive orders and other laws that violate robloxian rights, cleanse government organizations and public services of political influence, and then prosecute those responsible for any violations. After these settlements and reforms, the situation should calm down. Then, I intend to propose further reforms to ensure safety. Robloxians should be guaranteed comfort so they don't have to live in constant fear."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "I will build a great wall on our southern border and I will have Bloxico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
Ecology
"What do you think about ecology and what would or would not you change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Currently, ecology in Robloxia is being regulated by acts that we did not pass. We have no influence on the ecology at the time."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Although the situation in Robloxia is challenging, we can consider ecological solutions. We should especially pursue those that would save budget funds, as these are desperately needed right now. Once we close the budget gap and rebuild the economy, we can consider further futuristic solutions that will improve the environment."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Ecology is overregulated. Reduce the regulations in ecology."
Artificial intelligence development
"What do you think about artificial intelligence and what would or would not you change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "AI is powering corporatism. We are gradually adding AI to more things in the country."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I think we could actually dedicate some time to artificial intelligence. Investing in its development could further enrich Robloxia. However, we should prioritize using AI in ways that are beneficial and harmless."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "We must lead the AI race!"
Social policy
"What do you think about current social policy and what would or would not you change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Currently, social policy is good."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I support focusing on improving social policy. Currently, this sector of domestic policy is significantly neglected. I intend to allocate funding to protect against poverty, unemployment, and disease, as well as to address social problems and implement social justice. I believe that just as everyone should be equal before the law, everyone should be equally important to the state. I intend to be a president for all citizens, not just some of them, so I will leave no one in need."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Currently, social policy is good."
Immigration policy
"What do you think about current immigration policy and what you would or would not change about it?"
Bloke Jr.: "I think we should ease immigration a little bit and less stricten it."
Bloxman: "Currently, immigration is good. We have an open borders policy. However, we can deport you if you violate the Terms of Citizenship."
Jefferson: "It should be less strict, easy."
Puma: "Robloxia should open up to the influx of immigrants from other parts of Roblox. This will allow us to improve our demographics and also generate economic benefits. It is immigrants who build this country. I believe that if someone wants to be a part of Robloxia and agrees to abide by the country's laws and help build it, they should have the opportunity to become a part of Robloxia. When I become president, I will lift the recently introduced restrictions that raise concerns about racial discrimination. I believe Robloxia should be just more open."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "The current immigration policy allows for illegal immigrants to sneak to Robloxia undetected. We plan to deport those immigrants soon!"
Trade policy
"What do you think about current trade policy and what you would or would not change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We do not conduct foreign trade in Robloxia, but we have inter-user trade. This is a privilege given to our Robloxia Plus stimulus members for attire items. We also have many cities in Robloxia also having the concept where you can trade items regardless of membership, but those are limited to city-exclusive items."
Jefferson:
Puma: "We should further liberalize the market while ensuring that the economy remains healthy. Government restrictions against the market should be lifted, and traders should be allowed to trade freely again."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "More tariffs!"
Foreign policy
"What do you think about current foreign policy and what you would or would not change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We are trying to be compliant with their requests. For example, immigration to Robloxia is currently banned by many countries because we violated some law. By listening and respecting to those countries' wishes, we can basically get immigration back. Especially since I have not seen my colleagues from Tovokia for a long time, maybe we could get Tovokia to let me meet them."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Robloxia has to change its foreign policy. Over the past decade or so, Robloxia's leaders have repeatedly insulted their allies, verbally attacked them, and sought conflict without any benefit to our country, while openly praising our enemies. The North Bloxington Treaty Organization is our ally, yet its members are constantly attacked by Conservatives and Corporatists. We should seek an alliance with Eurobloxia, not damage our relations. Then there are neighboring countries like Bloxanada, Bloxico, Coneland, and Polytoria. We should strengthen our relations with them to build a local bloc. This should not be a second North Bloxington Treaty Organization, but simply cooperation between neighboring nations. Furthermore, Robloxia should stop aiding dictatorships. It should stop accepting bribes from Israblox and Tovokia, and focus on defending its true allies. Most importantly, I believe Robloxia should stop attacking other countries and playing a bad cop. Instead, it should take on the role of a global mediator, helping to resolve conflicts, not causing them. If I become president, I will travel to neighboring countries and to Eurobloxia. I will stop supporting genocide and start working for peace in Roblox."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Our foreign policy. Iran shall not develop a nuclear weapon. Rovenezuela is not democratic. However, recently we found out that the war in Iran was deadly, so we are considering a ceasefire agreement."
Direction of Robloxia's development
"In what direction do you think Robloxia's development should go?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Robloxia should continue to preserve national safety. Currently, we solved the national safety problem as is, but there is no finish line. New national safety violations come out every time, and we need to monitor them and make executive orders to address them."
Jefferson:
Puma: "This is an important question, and it requires a detailed answer. In the short term, Robloxia should focus on repairing the damage caused by recent events. Legitimacy should be restored to the country, institutions should be purged of political influence, the guilty should be brought to justice, and Robloxia's path to the future should be cleared. A period of recovery should follow. Then we should focus on rebuilding the economy, financing new sectors, and improving life in the country. Only then will a period of progress and development come, and this will happen once we have fully recovered from the devastation. Then we will be able to invest in many futuristic solutions, and who knows, perhaps a golden era in the country's history will come. For now, it all depends on who wins this election. I think the candidate who wins should be one who understands how to rebuild Robloxia and actually does it, and then knows how to lead Robloxia to prosperity and actually does it. This is the kind of president our country needs."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Robloxia First, Robloxia Always!"
Military
"What do you think about current military and what you would or would not change about it?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Our armed forces have done well. We also allow the establishment of paramilitary armed forces on the country but they have to be compliant with the Robloxian Terms of Citizenship."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I think our military is well-trained and capable of defending Robloxia, but it has one major flaw. There is significant political influence within the military. We should get rid of it to ensure the military truly serves Robloxia, not a political party. I also think developing advanced military cooperation with our allies would be a good solution."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Currently our armed forces have done well. Unfortunately, the RCM is one militia I swear to God to federally punish! Other state-run militias can stay provided that they enforce the Robloxia Constitution, suppress insurrections, and repel foreign invasions. Absolutely no militias should overthrow the Robloxian government."
Middle East wars and conflicts
"What is your stance on the wars taking place in the Middle East?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Not my problem. Let them handle it themselves and hope they broker a peace treaty soon."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Well, the conflicts in the Middle East are complex. I will begin my response with the conflict between Israblox and Palesbloxia. I must strongly condemn the genocide that Israbloxian soldiers are committing against civilians in Palesbloxia. The very bad thing in this situation is also that the Robloxian government has been donating money to Israblox for decades, which is used to commit this cruel genocide. If I become president, I assure you that I will ensure that taxpayers' money never again funds crimes against robloxity. Add to this the Israblox invasion of Lebanon. The Israblox government claims there is a ceasefire in both conflicts, yet it continues to attack civilians. This should not happen. If I become president, I will end these crimes. Regarding war with Iran, I do not support it. It is not a just war. If I win the election, I will make peace with Iran, but I will also ensure that the Gulf countries are not attacked. It is difficult to restore the status quo. I also intend to stop Israblox's airstrikes on Iran, as those are also ongoing. I hope that a lasting peace that does not harm anyone will be achieved in this region."
Rordóñez: "There's no need for war with Iran. It's just unnecessary deaths and costs. When I win the election, I'll end the war within three days."
Trumpblox: "I started that war. Unfortunately, I will ceasefire it. But Iran will have to develop a nuclear weapon. We cannot let Iran go nuclear."
Tovo-Keviabloxian War
"What is your stance on the Tovo-Keviabloxian War?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Not my problem. Let them handle it themselves and hope they broker a peace treaty soon."
Jefferson:
Puma: "We should support Keviabloxia. Keviabloxians are not just fighting for themselves. They're fighting for the entire North Bloxington Treaty Organization, even the entire free Roblox. If we don't support Keviabloxia in its fight today, tomorrow there will be similar fight in Ro-Baltic states, the day after tomorrow in countries like Bloxomania, Finlatopia, or Ro-Poland. We must defend the Eurobloxians. They are our allies. Keviabloxia too. We must fight the Tovokian occupiers who are unlawfully attacking other nations. This is in our best interest."
Rordóñez: "Personally, I believe this war is none of the USR's business, but a Tovokian defeat could be in NBTO's best interests. Therefore, as president, I intend to hold a congressional vote on continued support for Keviabloxia. Even if we lose, Keviabloxia will still receive some funding."
Trumpblox: "We do not plan on supporting Keviabloxia. The Reformists want to support Keviabloxia. I prefer to support Tovokia because their president pays me more."
Sebelsti-DSWN war
"What is your stance on the Sebelsti-DSWN war?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Not my problem. Let them handle it themselves and hope they broker a peace treaty soon."
Jefferson:
Puma: "I believe this is one of the conflicts that we should help resolve through mediation so that peace is lasting and fair. If we engage in peace efforts, we can resolve the problem and avoid unnecessary bloodshed."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Those countries do not exist in my Roblox map! These are towns in Roregon! My friend Josh was the mayor of one of them. He was a really nice guy, by the way. Really nice guy. It is just a shame they locked him up for corruption in 2022. It was not him. It must have been those Progressives."
Risk of Roblox War 3
"What is your stance on the risk of Roblox War 3?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "We believe Roblox War 3 can be averted if they just broker a peace treaty."
Jefferson:
Puma: "Unfortunately, judging by recent events in Robloxia, it seems that war is not as far off as most robloxians thought. However, if we manage to stabilize the situation and engage in mediation and international peace efforts, we can try to avoid any unneceseary armed conflicts. I believe that we should strive for peace, which is one of the foundations of a comfortable life."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "We believe Roblox War 3 is unlikely at this time."
Other candidates
"What do you think about the other candidates and their programs?"
Bloke Jr.: "Bloxman is wrong, my repealing was correct."
Bloxman: "Bloke Jr. has deviated from the Robloxian Constitution by repealing our executive order. If elected, I will make an executive order prohibiting this. We made a mistake when we arrested Puma. We checked his government account and there seems to be nothing violating the Terms of Citizenship. I suspect Rordonez might tax some of our party's billionaires and the entire political party."
Jefferson: "I’m with Bloke on this one but Trumpblox, you would have made this place worse
Puma: "Well, I am one of the candidates myself, so I don't think I should answer this question. My role was simply to present my views and program, but it should be the role of voters and interested robloxians to compare and evaluate them. I do not intend to evaluate other candidates, as that would be biased."
Rordóñez:
Trumpblox: "Bloxman, I have no words for say to you. You helped me get funding so I can start a war in Rovenezuela and Iran. You were awesome. Also, Jefferson, my formidable opponent, you are so crazy and laffin'. You are dumb as rock, stupid person, low IQ. You are lazy as hell. Very grossly incompetent. Recently, you have been identified as a different race altogether. I hope you get smarter and less lazy and more mentally enabled. In fact, you will be an excellent Vice Comrade to Rordonez. Also Puma, I demand you delay the election until November 2028 if you win the election. Just sayin'. Out of twenty people I know, maybe three support Puma, so if I don't win this election, they are rigged! For now, let Bloxman serve his term provided he is not impeached, and then voters will decide."
Other matters
"Do you have anything else to say?"
Bloke Jr.:
Bloxman: "Robloxia will continue to maintain the right of our citizens to play, build, and have fun while respecting national safety rules. Let us make Robloxia safe!"
Jefferson:
Puma: "Yes, I have something to say. Many Robloxians live in poverty, can't afford medical bills, or struggle to find food. If I am elected, I intend to do everything I can to help these robloxians no longer have to suffer and to finally lift them out of poverty. No president has addressed this before, but I want to change that. I must admit that I grew up in poverty myself, and I would not wish that life on anyone else. It is time to do something about it. Furthermore, if I become president, I intend to work tirelessly to strengthen Robloxia. To rebuild and update it. I will also ensure peace, freedom, development, justice, progress, and change."
Rordóñez: "When I become president, my government will consider the possibility of intervening in the Futuristic Republic to restore peace in the region. If given the green light, the operation will be planned to be as short and to have as little casualties as possible."
Trumpblox: "Let us make Robloxia great again! Robloxia First, Robloxia Always!"
Footnotes
↑Withdrew due to political inactivity leading to impeachment.
