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The May 18, 2026 Attack on Robloxia City was an organized, incited, and executed attack against Robloxia City. Commencing on May 18, 2026, it was the first attack of the capital in approximately a month. The battle saw multiple far-right extremist, militia, political groups, and terrorist organizations attacking Robloxia City orchestrated by Trumpblox and Baszucki as they advanced towards the capital and demolished the Federal Court of United States of Robloxia, as well as many other government buildings that accepted the certification of John Puma's victory. The goal of the attack was to get the government to reject the certification of John Puma's victory. This marked the deadliest attack in Robloxian soil and history since the North Bloxifornia Prison Raid on October 14, 2024, which killed 5,489. The attack was unsuccessful despite the absence of President-Elect John Puma in the intervention process and the surrender of the city's entire police department, as chikorita152e argued that the government should continue to accept the victory certification.
In the days following the 2026 election, Trumpblox repeatedly claimed that the results were fraudulent, consistently urging supporters and rally participants to reject the certification of John Puma's victory and get the government involved in this victory certification rejection process during his post-election campaign, which surprisingly held political rallies even though it was after the election, effectively making him the first president in Robloxian history to hold political rallies after the election. Unfortunately, the claim to base the rally on had been disproven and contradicted many times by many politically independent fact-checking agencies. Political rallies consisted primarily of his rhetoric and secondarily of "Stop the John" and "Frisk the John" chants. In the middle of the political rally, he had a guest speaker David Baszucki say this to the rally crowd (it was on a smear advertisement that played during the rally that depicted like a film character from a comic book series and stood in front of a podium; to the left of him is the United States of Robloxia flag, and to the right of him is the country's unrecognized flag).
I'm David Baszucki and I'm with the Corporatist Party. I work with a lot of you who have to be safe. I don't know about y'all but we have worked long and hard to get our national safety up to a level where you could be decently safe. And now these Progressives are showing up and offering to do anything to make you unsafe! They took your safety! We need to take it back!
At the closing of the political rally, he would tell his supporters and rally participants that, parodying the Communist Party Robloxia Rordonez's slogan:
You'll never take back your country with weakness, but we'll take back Robloxia in one May Monday!
"Take It Back" became the last political chant. Later, chikorita152e on a televised statement said:
You and David Baszucki are the ones whose fraudulent. Please tell your rally supporters and participants to accept the certification of John Puma's victory and stop telling the government to recertify what is already known. Go Puma Go! He'll take back your country; he'll also take you back to federal prison in one June day! Also to Baszucki, you worked long and hard to get our national democracy down to a level where your country is now indecent! You are showing up and offering to do anything to make the robloxians silent and the profits noisy! You took our right to speak and other robloxian rights! Puma will take them back!
The May 17, 2026 Security Magnetometer Smash and Grab
On May 17, 2026, while a sit-in was occurring in the Federal Court of Robloxia, Trumpblox supported militias and the Robloxian Armed Forces smashed the windows of facilities known to have security magnetometers and grabbed all the security magnetometers available, effectively confiscating them. Due to the smash and grab of those, this would allow thousands of members of multiple far-right extremist, militia, political groups, and terrorist organizations, in particular to those armed, to go close to any government building. They also told supporters to grab knives and rifles.
Main Attack
chikorita152e opposes the blanket pardon of Baszucki, as well as the dismissal of the trial and the sentence of the Progressive Party to a five year federal prison sentence.
On May 18, 2026, the main attack began after Trumpblox illegally told the Robloxian Armed Forces to muster for the "War on Unsafe" and formally and professionally addressed thousands of his multiple far-right extremist, militia, political groups, and terrorist organization members occupying the exterior of the Blox House that while they will never take back their country with weakness, but they will take back Robloxia now. As soon as the last word resonated throughout the exterior of the Blox House on 13:11 Bloxington Sea Time, the first destination of those far-right extremist organizations were to visit the Federal Court of Robloxia courthouse located in Robloxia City, where a sit-in to demand a harsher sentence for the Corporatist Party was ongoing. With wooden plank signs painted a royal blue
, the far-right extremists angrily crowded the courthouse and demanded a blanket pardon on the Corporatist Party, the trial to be dismissed, and gave demanded the Progressive Party be fined and arrested for five years in federal prison, swinging the Federal Court of Robloxia into their favor. When they refused, they planted a incendiary high-explosive device which later detonated in front of the Federal Court of Robloxia, resulting in the deaths of 58, including all 11 Federal Court of Robloxia justices that were on the scene at that time and 47 Anti Corporatist Party peaceful protesters that were sitting in. 18 of the 58 in the building had been ejected out of the blast radius upon the detonation of the incendiary high-explosive and fell to their deaths, at least 2.048 kilo-studs (573.44 meters) away from ground zero.
chikorita152e, spectating, immediately force fielded herself and in a televised statement, said this:
I am chikorita152e, and I disapprove of the messages of the Corporatists and Conservatives. We have zero tolerance for their insurrected attack and symbolic message today that not only destroyed the Federal Court of Robloxia where the Corporatist Party was found guilty, but also killed every justice and peaceful protester that could have dispensed a five-year federal prison sentence for the Corporatist Party. Unless they reform right now, which they can do by simply accepting that John Puma declared victory over the Corporatists, we will notify the Metropolitan Police to consider dispensing a five-year federal prison sentence for all what is estimated to be thousands of perpetrators on this one May Monday. And yes, I do not need age checks to make that call. See you in prison, Neo-Kiwis.
chikorita152e in a televised statement and interview after the destruction of the Federal Court of Robloxia courthouse disapproves of the Conservative and Corporatist parties in Robloxia and demands the political parties immediately reform
chikorita152e reporting that Blox House had being demolished at 14:01
In between 13:11 and 13:30, the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel was called by chikorita152e, authorizing the formation of barricades on the back steps of the Blox House and the Robloxia Capitol and creating a challenge for the protestors. Unfortunately, for the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel, the barricades were easily breached. The rioters started to riot and protesters protested in both the Blox House and Robloxia Capitol. After 20 minutes of protesting and rioting, the protesters were informed by the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel that riot control would be sent to control the riots. Riot control arrived at 14:00, but by then, a incendiary high-explosive grenade had been pinned and thrown at a window in both the Blox House and the Robloxia Capitol, breaking both of those windows, before detonating in a explosion that spectators away from the blast radii commented that it sounded like that a rocket had been shot at the Blox House and Robloxia Capitol in 14:01 after all the rioters and protesters had evacuated the building and hampered the evacuation due to a bomb threat of Blox House and Robloxia Capitol federal government employees which approved the victory of John Puma. 190 had perished from the two explosions, all Blox House federal government employees that approved the victory of John Puma. 26 of the 55 in the Blox House and 76 out of the 135 in the Robloxia Capitol had been ejected out of the blast radius upon the detonation of the incendiary high-explosive grenades and fell to their deaths, at least 2.048 kilo-studs (573.44 meters) away from ground zero.
Meanwhile, a county public works department and agency, noticed that there was large and dangerous street debris on Rosylvania Avenue, causing safety issues and a temporary roadblock in Rosylvania Avenue in between 17th Street NW and 15th Street NW after receiving notifications of dumped debris-like items on the street itself from pedestrians calling its public works hotline. To prevent the debris from creating a danger, the section of the avenue was immediately closed to allow for non-routine avenue sweeping of the debris until the avenue is debris-free. Fortunately, no vehicle has hit the debris and triggered hazard lights, meaning that law enforcement received no calls regarding the debris on the street.
Destruction of the Robloxia Capitol at 14:01
The planting of the bomb.
Finally, on 14:02, the far-right extremist organizations decided to finally exact revenge on those that had barricaded the Blox House and the Robloxia Capitol. Using a tactic similar to the one used in the 2025 Bloxburg High School Shooting approximately seven months earlier, they baited all the officers of the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel Headquarters to visit the headquarters immediately, impersonating the chief of the Metropolitan Police while planting a remote high-explosive in the building. Once all 3,800 officers had been lured inside, they dashed outside and immediately chained up the mid gray
smooth plastic doors, preventing the officers from leaving the headquarters. 26 law enforcement officers had reportedly broke the windows of the police station and ran to safety before 14:49, when the police station exploded spectacularly, perishing 3,774 from the explosion and ejecting 222 officers out of the blast radius and fell to their deaths. The 26 officers who ran to safety to watch the explosion from a safe distance of at least 100 studs (28 meters) away reported that the following was said by the terrorists prior to the detonation:
[Terrorist A]: Now while we are pretty cool
I suggest Puma needs to go to school
Conservative Corporatist are the parties
You should give them on Halloween Smarties™
With Corporatist Baszucki with a little luck
He will prioritize the country increasing one Ro-Buck
[Terrorist B]: Whoa, did the terrorist just rap in verse?
[Terrorist C]: Yes, it's pretty cool.
[Terrorist A]: Yeah, I just did. Puma is just a little kid.
chikorita152e demands funding of law enforcement at 14:49
[Terrorist B]: Yeah!
[Terrorist A]: [bleep] Yeah mother[bleep]ers I am the coolest terrorist in this whole [bleep]ing country [bleep] the police *presses button*
After the terrorist attack was completed, all the rioters went back to their homes in Robloxia without any instruction made by Baszucki and Trumpblox. The 26 members of law enforcement tried to get the Robloxia Guard to quell the violence since they were clearly outnumbered (the terrorists were in the thousands, but the police were in the tens) but realized that the Robloxia Guard was aligned with the Corporatist agenda, resulting in a rare surrender and temporary abolition announcement of the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel until the police department was able to reach back to the thousands, when the police department would be rebuilt, and when the Robloxia Guard would no longer serve the Corporatist agenda, marking the first time a police department has officially surrendered to a far-right terrorist organization at knifepoint and riflepoint.
After the Attack: Justice is dispensed by chikorita152e
However, they would be confronted by chikorita152e, who immediately unofficially politically rallied the rioters on video conferencing software and recognized the terror organizations by their names. They were instructed to go see someone in a police station right now, where they would be arrested on sight for five years in federal prison for unpeacefully disrupting the process of power transfer. Most of the terrorists were logged using chat logging software to say some variant of, "Well, what are you going to do about it? Force me, ah?" and "Ah [bleep]" upon recognizing they are being arrested, before leaving with some variant of "Sucks. I hate this country". chikorita152e told Puma to confiscate all the weapons they used; bring back the security magnetometers that were used to secure the perimeter and circumference of all the government buildings; help street cleaners clean the streets of any large and dangerous debris; rebuild the destroyed buildings, including the Federal Court of Robloxia, the Blox House, the Robloxia Capitol, and the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel Headquarters; and hire more police officers to get the city back to thousands of police officers actively on duty patrolling the city in any given time in any day of the year, effectively declaring the end of the temporary abolition of the city's law enforcement. All of these actions should be done on June 1, 2026 or later. Finally, he repeated the demand to get Baszucki sentenced for five years in federal prison for violating the former Robloxia Code Article 18 and Section 1001.
Aftermath
Meanwhile, the Progressive and Reform parties in Robloxia have jointly condemned the insurrection, with the former calling it an act of terrorism. chikorita152e, an Independent, called it a domestic terrorist attack. Formerly, a Progressive spotted the collusion between the Corporatists and Conservatives, especially during 2026 when the Corporatists authorized the Conservative Party candidate Donald Trumpblox to invade Rovenezuela and Iran, calling them "losers that will destroy random objects to secure their egos". A political cartoon with the Robloxia wordmark shows them sharing the letter L of the wordmark. The Progressive Party was also reporting that the Corporatist Party was ruling Robloxia as if it were a corporation and not an country as once assumed earlier. The Progressive Party headquarters was secured to prevent a breach and was made into temporary housing for those displaced by the riots. Meanwhile, the rioters did not visit the Progressive Party headquarters, saying that the destruction of Robloxia City is already sufficient to make the Progressive Party unable to rule until some time after June 1, 2026.
Meanwhile, the first criticism directed at the Progressive Party was that it failed to take immediate action to address the violent riots. This caused some robloxians who was in this party to swing to other parties, such as the near-left Anti Corporatist Party, the left Reform Party, and the far-left Communist Party, of which the second has formally addressed it as an insurrection and all thousands of perpetrators will be brought to justice. In the Progressive Party headquarters, robloxians assembled peacefully and repeatedly urged John Puma to address the riots. On 5:46:52 AM Telamon Sea Time, the Progressive Party President-Elect John Puma spoke on why they were not immediately addressed, but this failed to catch the attention from the left-wing voters which demanded a more immediate response be done:
"I must apologize for my absence, but yesterday I negotiated with the Eastern Robloxia Liberation Movement and met with the trade union to improve the situation and actually help citizens, something President Baszucki has not done in over a decade and should start doing. I tried to return, but some rioters decided it was a good idea to destroy the railway tracks and attempt to storm the airport, which is causing flights to be canceled". He continued: "What happened yesterday is a complete demonstration of the fact that Corporatists and their colleagues from the Robloxian Conservative Party have absolutely no respect for democracy and citizens' choice, only demonstrating their immaturity for public office. Your supporters suggested that I go to school, so I am making you aware that I have the education necessary for my future position and I recommend that you try to acquire it, because after what you did yesterday, many have reason to doubt your competence. I would like to thank everyone who helped restore order and I assure you that they will be rewarded. However, Baszucki, Trumpblox, and everyone who decided that it would be a good idea to attack innocent robloxians will soon be brought to justice. Only a dozen or so days left and then you will receive the appropriate punishment. You are probably wondering why I am holding a ream of paper in my hand. I will answer: this is not a ream of paper, but a several hundred-page impeachment act against the President, which I prepared while the Corporatists were blocking me the way to Robloxia City. This deed will be presented to Robloxia Congress in the next few days."
Independent fact-checking agencies have revealed that the main targets did not include the city's airport and railway tracks linking the city with other cities nearby, but the official airport had to undergo elevated security measures until the attack was over. At 13:11, the airport activated elevated security measures. Railway tracks had to be closed due to large and dangerous street debris on them, causing severe safety issues, such as derailment, and a temporary roadblock in certain railway tracks after receiving notifications of dumped debris-like items on the railroad itself from conductors calling its public works hotline. To prevent the debris from creating a danger, the section of the railway tracks was immediately closed to allow for non-routine avenue sweeping of the debris until the railway tracks are debris-free. Transit maintenance crews took a while to remove the large structural debris from the railways before reopening the railroads later. The runways, approximately 24.6 miles away, did not suffer from any debris from runways.
Meanwhile, Progressives also began taking to the streets and suppressing the potential of Corporatist and Conservative mobs from uprising again, with some Robloxians critiquing those deployments as against the former Robloxian Constitution, as a peaceful assembly by Conservatives and Corporatists was told to disband. Former Robloxian Citizen Militia units saw the news of law enforcement surrender and immediately decided to become the city's new law enforcement until the city was restored, a move that was condemned by the remaining 26 police officers as falsely portraying themselves as law enforcement. Several clashes and threatened arrests broke out between the law enforcement and the Robloxian Citizens Militia when the law enforcement demanded the Robloxian Citizen Militia to show their IDs to confirm membership in the law enforcement, which saw them being threatened with a one year imprisonment and a fine, as well as it being logged as a misdemeanor. However, the threatened arrests were mostly unsuccessful, and the Robloxian Citizen Militia managed to become a de facto military and police, policing 80% of the city at its height. Meanwhile, the militiamen arrested many Corporatists and imprisoned them in temporary prisons, but the arrests were refused to recognized by the city's police department and had to undergo the police department's approval. The police department also had to approve of the unofficial preparation of temporary barricades, just in case the military sided with the Corporatists or Trumpblox supporters (other Conservatives were fine). Meanwhile, crowds began gathering in the city to prepare for a possible second wave of Corporatist attacks, but the Corporatists and Conservatives have called all the rioters to go home. Vice President Fidel Klaasen in the cabinet room has not expressed a comment about the insurrection. John Puma himself later arrived in Robloxia City on May 20. Meanwhile, the Rogaulians offered military aid to aid the Progressive Party, as soldiers from the Rogaulia Armed Forces have arrived to patrol the city.
chikorita152e said that the Robloxia Citizens Militia should immediately draft a city bill that would allow it to become an police department if they want to avoid any more arrests, and without hesitation, even offered to author a bill that would grant the Robloxian Citizens Militia who were tasked to monitor Robloxia City official jobs in the city's police department, which she argues would increase law enforcement capacity in Robloxia City to thousands. This bill surprisingly passed with a 80% popular vote, with supporters arguing for the funding of police. The 20% opposition came from the police department, which argued that this would serve a pardon for them since they were technically under arrest and would be sentenced for a year, and protesters demanding the defunding of all law enforcement operations due to its disproportionate brutality treatment against BloxAfrican-Robloxians, favoring more of a community-based approach that proponents claim would be more equitable to the racial demographics of a city. With the passage of the bill, the city's police department blanket pardoned thousands of Citizens Militia soldiers, granting them the right to behave like law enforcement officers. With this, they were allowed to construct temporary prisons and house criminals and install temporary barricades without the approval of the police department.
On May 20th, John Puma said that Robloxia City is now currently 100% controlled by the Robloxian Citizen Militia, up from 80% yesterday as the last 20% fell under the vigilant authority of the Robloxia Citizen Militia. Numerous local volunteer units in an amendment to the bill were also given blanket pardons to become law enforcement, increasing police beyond the thousands originally stipulated. Barricades are in place on most streets and were now lawful rather than illegal. The city prepared to defend itself against a potential second attack by Corporatists even though the Corporatists and Conservatives argued for the rioters to remain home and do not attack Robloxia City. Addressing the militiamen, John Puma stated he is trying to get a bill that will allow citizens to have the right to defend their own homes against hostile threats to Robloxia, implying that some citizens might not have that right. With the destruction of the Congress of Robloxia and the failure to acknowledge the existence of remote options, that right will have to wait for a long time, and chikorita152e decided to propose a bill that will patch the delay by requiring that the Robloxia Congress shift from in-person to online whenever there is an insurrection in progress. Meanwhile, John Puma also stated that the militiamen restored order in the city. A bill is attempted to be passed that will allow law enforcement to not negotiate with crowds of attackers and rioters, nor with the corrupt government, but should only negotiate with themselves or the military, and chikorita152e cited that the law enforcement surrender in Robloxia City was considered a symbol that a country is collapsing. "When a lawfulness enforcement surrenders to the criminals it tries to catch, it becomes an lawlessness enforcement", noted chikorita152e, who argued that lawlessness enforcement is how extremism can breed. Most of the residents of the country are expressing solidarity with robloxians living within the Robloxia City metropolitan area, emphasizing that they have the right to defend themselves against the oppressive crowds, and are praising for a federal bill that will grant that for all citizens. Despite this, Trumpblox supporters and Corporatists have said that the attack could have been averted if they emerged victorious, to which they did not.
Some residents seriously fear that parts of the patrollers will side with the Corporatists and advance on the city or support Trumpblox. Baszucki, Bloxman, are currently inside Robloxia Corporation, having managed to escape inside of a building that looks like a corporation headquarters, whereas Trumpblox was found in his estate in Blorida, having escaped via his private clone of Blox Force One that he had landed on the city's international airport on the day of the insurrection. Since the Federal Court of Robloxia was destroyed, there was minimal punishment given to Baszucki as the sit-in occurred before the dismissal of the Federal Court, but the remaining Federal Court of Robloxia members who refused to attend the meeting recognized the sit-in was in progress and immediately sentenced Baszucki to a five-year prison sentence in federal prison, which would have served as a nice opportunity to introduce a similar bill that will allow Federal Court of Robloxia to shift to an online modality once it is confirmed there is an insurrection. Meanwhile, the Robloxia Congress will likely soon vote on the impeachment of David Baszucki, as John Puma announced on May 19th, and chikorita152e said it was the perfect revenge for impeaching the President-Elect: impeach the President after he serves his term on June, and chikorita152e considered the possibility of barring David Baszucki of any public office position in the future but allowed to become a corporate office position until he reaches retirement age.
Actions During The Main Attack:
During the 98 minutes, all 3,065 members of the Baszucki cabinet remained inside the Robloxia Corporation, where they decided to watch the violence unfold on television. Lawmakers, advisors, Baszucki's own family, and Anti Corporatist Party protesters assembled outside peacefully and repeatedly urged the cabinet to authorize the development of the Robloxia Guard. Eventually, he called the Robloxia Guard, but they had a proclivity to intervene on the assemblers outside of the Robloxia Corporation and urge them to stop the occupation of the Robloxia Corporation as it is classified as a crime to intrude on private property. Despite the urging of the assemblers that it was peaceful, they were informed that Baszucki had implemented an act making any right to assemble subject to the Terms of Citizenship. All of the assemblers disbanded as if it was a riot controlled by riot control. chikorita152e condemns the actions as even the Robloxia Guard is treating peaceful protests as riots to be controlled by any law enforcement agency and demands that Robloxia Guard should have no control over peaceful assemblages.
All Organizations Involved
Robloxian Corporate Conservative Keepers
The Robloxian Corporate Conservative Keepers are an prominent Corporatist and Conservative-run militia whose members are known for having law enforcement and military backgrounds, as well as supporting the Corporatist or the Conservative Parties. This militia was convicted by chikorita152e of seditious conspiracy for plotting a coordinated, military-style operation to prevent the peaceful transfer of power.
Proud Young Male Robloxians
This group aims to promote chauvinism and recently, corporatism in the Western Hemisphere. The organization's leadership was central to the violence, with multiple key figures convicted of seditious conspiracy for their role in planning and spearheading the breach of the Robloxia Capitol, as well as the Blox House. Some say they might have played a role in demolishing the Federal Court of Robloxia and impersonating the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Cassel.
Zero Percenters (0%ers / Zeropers):
The Zero Percenters (also known as 0%ers or Zeropers) derive their name from an unsubstantiated historical claim that no Robloxian colonists took up arms against the Ro British during the Robloxian Revolutionary War. This Corporatist and Conservative-run militia movement only accepts authority by the Corporatists or the Conservatives. Several localized factions near the Robloxia Capitol and individual members participated in the violence and were charged with conspiring the demolition of federal government buildings.
Other Organizations;
Various smaller factions and extremist groups also participated or provided support, including white nationalist factions, who demanded Baszucki immediately deport all non-white robloxians; the Assault Rifle Ministries, who brought assault rifles to the battle; Super Happy Fun Robloxia; and the Anti Communist Action, which called the Progressive Party "Communist Party Robloxia: Reborn".
