Luna Schwartz

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Biology

"Consider it done!"Luna's Baseline Phrase

Luna Schwartz is a cold, calculated, incredibly intelligent mercenary and private hitman, Luna is a familiar face on wanted posters across Romarkia, though an assassin, she copies and practices methods used by the International Agency of Contracts, though she's not affiliated with them.

Abilities

• Levitation

Luna can somehow "hover" a few studs off the ground as simply an intimidation tactic because it really serves no other practical purpose. She levitates via catching and holding any gust of wind produced in her cape to float.

• Invincibility

Practically invulnerable to small-arms fire, Luna was observed to have been shot with an anti-material round and lived. This could be as a result of her excessive body and genetic modification.

• Intelligence

Luna is very intelligent, despite having no higher education, this is due to her implementing micro cybernetics in her head that makes her able to perform a variety of tasks, even if she has little to no experience in that said field. She's capable of piloting aircraft, hacking, and even disrupting connection to other people's devices. It was also rumoured that she even owned an Asuka Submarine.

Physical Appearance

Luna has black and white hair, with silver piercings and earrings in her ears. She wears a black commanders cap with silver accents and a silver skull with a crown, surrounded by laurel branches on the peak, along with Ro-Christian crosses in small chains at the cap's peak edge. Her clothing is a black Roblox War 2-era Romarkian officer outfit, with black gloves, though the outfit is mostly hidden by her assortment of gear she carries. She has a shoulder pad that has three orange-hued serum syringes that can heal her wounds instantly. Despite this, she rarely uses them. She wears a stolen black tactical vest from a Furry Task Forces soldier on her chest. Continuing onto her waist is an armoured skirt clad with chains and titanium plating that protects the side and half the frontal sections of her legs. Lastly, she wears a black and silver cape to complete her menacing look.

Early Life

Luna was born to her parents, Kaiser and Irene in Dresden. She was the first child of the Schwartz family before her sister. As a teenager, she was rebellious and often skipped school. She dreamed of being a free individual. She then dropped out of school at 15, living her own life by shoplifting, mugging and minor public property damage. At 16, she liked to collect RW2-era army, navy and air force models. Because of her antics, she continued until she was arrested by police, but escaped as she had planted a pipe bomb in the car before they could put her in. Luna decided to leave Romarkia under the alias "Blackfire", and lived in Brookhaven.

Despite not having a higher form of education, Luna became obsessed with the concept of genetic modification, thinking that it would grant her abilities. After months of long and hard, continuous scientific study, she developed a serum known as ES-34, but due to her constant life of evading law enforcement, only 3 ES-34 serums were made. In the meantime, her body would become nearly indestructible with her only weakness being splashed by Holy Water or Sprite.

Luna's Canon Events

2021: Supersoldaten

Luna would start to excessively modify her genetic code and structure via use of modified drugs and serums. Her skin would be as hard as steel, muscular mass virtually tripling in density, and her eyes would glow a menacing red at night due to side effects from the serums affecting her tapedum lucidums.

2023: Choom got new chrome 💀

At some unknown specified date, Luna stole a shipment of cybernetic implants from a loading dock in a Tan Industries building, she used these new implants to enhance her technical skills.

October 2024: Springlocked

In October, Luna kidnapped a furry in a Protogen suit, using her new technical skills, she sent a string of erroneous commands to the suit's operation matrix. This caused the components to snap shut, and parts of the suit were lodged into the flesh, bones and organs of the furry operator, the pressure of the seized suit crushed his skull, organs, pierced his lungs, filling them with blood, and tearing his vocal cords from the sharp metal parts slicing his neck open.

However, Project Revival manage to revive the furry as the protogent suit was known to a GFA Higher-up.

TRANSCRIPT:

Operator: You'll never figure out how this works! Ha ha!

Luna: Wanna bet? *sends command*

Operator: Hahaha, haha, you can’t get m-

*springlocks go off*

Operator: WAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! 

Operator: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! DEAR GOD! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

Operator: HELP! OH GOD OH GOHOHOHOD!

Operator: NO! HELP! SOMEONE! ANYONE~!

*Blood splats out and the operators skull cracks open as the Protogen ear locks impale his skull, his throat is slit in half, this severs his vocal cords making him unable to scream*

Operator: AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH- *falls over as the metal buckles his legs, crushing them*

Luna: Music to mein ears! *picks up the fused body*

*AndroidTan kicks open the door*

AndroidTan: What is all that racket- *looks at the body* OH MY GOOD GOD! *Notices Luna* You sick- UURGH!

*AndroidTan attempts to shoots Luna but she was faster and fleed the scene, dropping the body*

AndroidTan: SHIT! NO! *calls GFA Trauma Team*

*2HRS LATER*

Medic: He's stable, response normal, GFA Leprozine nominal, he's waking up!

Operator: What- what happened?

AndroidTan: You died, we had to revive you. It was a 20 hour surgery to get rid of the Protogen suit, you experienced a Protolock failure.

Operator: OW OW! MY HEAD IS ON FIREE!

AndroidTan: you literally had your brain impaled, you're gonna experience pain until we give you painkillers

Operator: *sighs* i'm not wearing that ever again.

News TV: In 2 days time, we are looking for auditions who will play fictional villain William Elston in the new Five Nights at Noobs Movie! In other news, Monika Corporation has been under fire...

AndroidTan: *side-eyes the operator with the face when he has an idea*

Operator: No! i will not! Don't even think about it!

AndroidTan: hmmm...

*AndroidTan gives a brochure for a Tan-Costume Protosuit set.*

AndroidTan: Purchase this, it's better and reliable.

March 2025: Deep-Fried 🅱️o🅱️loxians 💯💯😂👌

Schwartz would visit a Wingin' It resturant in Keysota. She ordered one of her all-time favourites, The Romarkian-Style Wings but one of her chicken wings came raw, giving her salmonella. Luna at this time was less resistant to pathogens, and she was hospitalised by AFC agents after she fell ill after throwing up violently during a training exercise 2 days after. Luna furious at this went back to the same installation a week later ended up throwing a bombing into the kitchen, killing 3 and injuring a further 4. A few other employees tried to stop her, but were severely injured as well.

2026:

In April, Luna was called by William Banana Afton to remove all the evidence of the Blorida Poisonings. She was pulled over, but managed to get away.

BODYCAM FOOTAGE

*Luna drives on a road in her Sapphire Hellhound leading out of Brookhaven*

Luna: Cmon Schwartz, gotta move on, gotta move on, get a hold of yourself girl

*Siren wailing*

Officer: POLICE! PULL OVER!

Luna: Scheiße! Nein, Nein, NEIN!!

*Siren rapidly yelps*

*Luna pulls over to the right, near a bus stop*

Luna: Great, just fucking GREAT!

*The officer steps out of his cruiser, a yellow-faced Noob wearing aviator sunglasses*

Officer: Mornin', how you doing today?

Luna: Uh hello officer, i'm doing just fine

Officer: Excellent, well my name is Jacob Noobwell, i'm from the Brookhaven Highway Patrol, could you hand over the keys and step out of the car?

Luna: Alright, but uh the keys? Why?

Jacob: Standard safety protocols, don't worry

Luna: Uh Ok, here's the keys, let me just step out of the car real quick.

Jacob: Alrighty, take your time. Now, license and registration please?

Luna: Uuh here you go. *hands papers*

Jacob: Thank you. Alrighty Ms Blackfire, let me get to the point, do you know why i pulled you over?

Luna: Uuh no, you got me, i couldn't tell ya.

Jacob: So in case you didn't know, first, take a look please *he pulls out the reading on his speed radar* You've exceeded the speed limit by 30mph, and second, your left brakelight is not working, third, this forest is still very dark even in the morning, and you weren't driving without your high-beams on, and finally, you have a dark grey paint job so others can't see you.

Luna: Geez, really, i've always driven the same route, and it was always 100mph

Jacob: yeah unfortunately, after so many accidents here, Mayor Mr Brookhaven II decided to change the sign on the entrance to Interblox BH3 not even 5 days ago so... now the speed limit is 70mph here. Since the law is new, i won't give you a ticket for speeding, but i have to fine you for the broken brakelight, and state laws classify this as a misdemeanor and that equates to 200 Robux and one point removed from your licence for that.

Luna: Urgh, Scheiße.

Jacob: Well actually, if you have a spare bulb that works and can replace it yourself now, i'll let you off without a fine, but that license point will still be removed.

Luna: Yeah well, i have spare bulbs in my... trunk (gulps, and her breasts jiggle, an indication that she's nervous)

Jacob: Alright, can you pop the trunk for me real quick?

Luna: OK *She opens the trunk and Jacob looks inside*

Jacob: Quite a large tank you have here. Can i see what's inside?

Luna: (hesitant) uh yeah, sure, uuh, but just be prepared for a god-awful smell (chuckles nervously) Uuum, hey listen, I was disposing some old meat from the store i work at, right? and i tried dissolving most of it in hydrofluoric acid, uh, but there's still bits and pieces of the lamb legs inside, so it's not going to smell very good.

Jacob: That's uuh, quite a bizzare way of disposing old meat, not gonna hold ya, you surprised me for a minute.

*As Jacob looks in the tank, Luna draws a silenced pistol, when Jacob opens the lid, he discovers the arm of and head of a female Kemono furry*

Jacob: What the fuck?!!! *draws pistol* SHOW ME YOUR HANDS-

*Luna shoots Jacob in the head*

Jacob: OOF!

*Jacob then falls to the floor*

*END OF FOOTAGE*

2029: The Bird Cage

On 23rd, Luna and 2 FBI agents would capture GFA Cyber Security Overseer Tari Cyanotica, she would then proceed to torture her. Under Luna and the rest of the Insurgency's command, Tari would serve as part of the Insurgency's Cyber department. Although the cries of help from her became useless, as Tari would remain under the control of the organisation until AndroidTan rescued her. Upon knowing Tari's marriage, she was furious, and implanted an IED in Laura's wedding veil, but was removed by security.

2035:

Luna Schwartz was given operational command over Delta Squad, the HECU Marine hitsquad under command of the infamous Scepter and the Authoritarians. Schwartz was excited to have her own squad and thus wreaked havoc over many GFAH sites. They brought in an incredible amount of test subjects and Persons of Interests, and thus Schwartz was given more command, this time over Delta and Juliet Squad, and a trio of Elite SWAT Operators.

Her outfit changed as well. She now wears a tactical helmet with fold-down NVG's, protective eye shield goggles, a modified tactical vest and her signature armoured skirt, however she now has swapped her ES-34 gauntlet for one with a grappling hook on her right arm.

Mid-2035: Risky Business

On June 12th 2035, she was taking up the assignment of capturing AndroidTan; who was having some time with his sister Diana Rose (renowned fashion model) and Tyler Peterson (clown turned children entertainer).

She traced the duo to a McBloxxers establishment in Ro-London; however, when she arrives, she saw the horror that unfolds, AndroidTan was going to drink an re-released edition of the Grimace Shake, the latter was infamous for causing a minor wave of Roternet "brainrot" in 2023

When she told command about it, they panicked; they demand Luna to stop AndroidTan from consuming it and preferably without killing. She then dash into the restaurant attempting to get to AndroidTan before he drinks it.

Depending the choices, three things can happen.

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Kills

Main Article: Schwartz's Hit List

Gallery

Luna's Gear

Schwartz's Swag

Luna's Favourite Pastimes

• Hoon driving

*Tires screech*

Person: GOOD GOD!

Person 2: LEARN TO DRIVE NITWIT!

Luna: Hehe! *swerves her car near the person, running over his foot*

Person: AAAAOOOWW! MY FOOT!

Person 2: How DARE YOU!

Luna: *revs car, leaving tire marks on random people's driveways*

• Selling "apple juice"

*she looks at a random person*

Luna: Hallo sir, vould you like some of mein homemade apple juice?

Person: Sure! *drinks a glass of it* Hang on a sec, this isn't apple juice, it's...

Luna: THINK FAST! *splashes bucket on him*

Person: AGH, YOU- *chases after Luna*

*Luna throws a rock at him* "Vatch your step!"

Person: *high-pitched squeal of pain*

• Modifying electric wheelchairs/mopeds to have near instantaneous acceleration, often causing the person to crash.

Luna: Zere you go mister!, i fixed your moped!

Person: Oh~ Thank you kind young lady! God bless you!

Luna: *Devious grin* ooh this is gonna be spicy!

*the moped then accelerates to lightning speeds*

Person: Oh my heavens! Oh no! Look o-

*the moped and the person crash, T-boning the side of a car*

Person: Ooh, my back! 

Luna: *wheezes and laughs* 

Person: I see a pretty white light! *gasps*

Luna: *Hysterical laughter* 

• Evasion of police:

Police Commander: "Uhm... AndroidTan, you maybe pissed when I tell you this... Luna escaped the prison."

AndroidTan: "Jesus H fuckin' Christ on a stick, how did she manage to escape?!"

Police Commander: "We also do not know-"

*Luna was sighted by AndroidTan*

AndroidTan: "OH! This conversation... save it for later. I have sighted the target. Get me Police Metro."

*He then unholster his pistol and run to Luna*

AndroidTan: "GLOBAL FURRY AGENCY, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"

Luna: *pokes out tongue* Ner ner ner ner ner! Hey Lothar! Need a lift!

*"La Cucaracha" horn beeps*

Lothar: Luna you daft cat! Get in before this psychopath kills you!

*AndroidTan tries to shoot Luna, but she manage to dodge the gunfire and gets into her black armoured SUV "Schwartz One"*

Luna: See you later stinky!

*tires screech*

*AndroidTan then grabs a race motorbike*

AndroidTan: NOT TODAY!

*She then turn slightly before throwing a item to AndroidTan to stun him - it was a sticky grenade*

AndroidTan: What the- OH GOD!.

*AndroidTan managed to throw the grenade off before it exploded, however he stopped at the side of the road knowing he may not reach her in time, as he sees Luna escaping...*

AndroidTan: *inhales* AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

• Ragebaiting the GFA:

*At night at a unknown GFA site*

Luna: Hehe *spray can hisses* Pffff!

*THE NEXT DAY - 00:05:00AM - AndroidTan clocks into work*

AndroidTan: *yawns as he unlocks his office door, noticing the graffiti out side* WHAT THE?

*The graffiti is a crudely-drawn version of AndroidTan, other drawings include Sierra hanging on a noose and troll faces with the words "U MAD LOL?"*

AndroidTan: *fumes*

Operative: Sir?

AndroidTan: WHAT?

Operative: We have reports of graffiti scrawled on several GFA sites, no culprits have been found yet.

AndroidTan: Oh for fuck sakes, can we clean it?

Operative: "It's permanent paint..."

AndroidTan: "Ok, I need 7.8 thousand litres of white paint on each site by next Tuesday!"

Operative: "Yes sir, expect 7.8 thousands of White Paint to arrive at each site."

• Ragebaiting AndroidTan

R&J Tailoring Manager Kamolov: "Ah hello comrade AndroidTan, my friend since '07."

AndroidTan: "Hi I would like to buy a suit."

Luna: "Oh! Guten Morgen you Bloxian-Sexhund!"

AndroidTan: *angry groan*

R&J Tailoring Manager Kamolov: "Your enemy?"

AndroidTan: *sighs* "Yes."

R&J Tailoring Manager Kamolov: "I see-"

Luna: "Come on Bloxian-Sexhund, spare him you embarrassment."

AndroidTan: "If you excuse me for a moment Kamolov."

*AndroidTan attempts to shoot her, but she runs away. Reholstering his pistol, and it only damaged a mannequin's head*

Kamolov: "Ah blyat! Those mannequins are expensive! Anyway, what can i get for ya?"

AndroidTan: "Could you ring me up on a Grey Gradient Suit? Social Event, Trousers Tapered, and Lining Tactical? Rush Order."

R&J Tailoring Manager Kamolov: "Sure comrade. Where would you like it to be sent?"

AndroidTan: "The Tower, Office #1."

Luna's Transportations

• Sapphire Hellhound
• Haunebu-V
• Starwolf

Trivia

• On her right arm, she carved a pentagram using a heat knife to carve the symbols, cauterising the blood, to make the skin smooth she used an ES-34.
• She feels a connection with her father, Kaiser, who served in the Wehrmacht, after Kaiser passed away, his uniform is a symbol of fatherly connection, reminding Luna of his sacrifice.
• Although Luna is an anti-furry at heart, she does feel sympathy towards Casandra Fox.
• She likes to eat beef jerky, although tough for most Robloxians, Luna's sharp teeth and dense muscular structure mean she can eat the toughest of jerky with no problem.
• She has a thick Romarkian accent when speaking English.
• Unbeknownst to her, Scepter has a custom body pillow of her.
• She hates Sarkov Chateau, mainly due it's Soviet origin and although Luna has only drank it once, she reported she "felt like shit" after that. She also calls it "Commie Juice"
• Luna is a alcoholic, but due to her genetic modification, the alcohol in her bloodstream is instantly killed off, She prefers many Romarkian beer brands.
• She owns a Sapphire Hellhound SUV, chaffered by her personal driver, Lothar.
• She has a child called Vivi Schwartz, who is part of the Spectral League
• ShinobuKochoIsMINE is currently working on several Luna fanarts.
• Many people and several magazines have appointed her as #3 on the "Hot" scale.

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