"I always come back!" -His catchphrase
William Banana Afton, also known as William, or to Mr SKIM as "The Robloxian Behind The Slaughter" is a criminal that was born in 1960s. He is known by committing multiple crimes like arson, murder, kidnapping, and assault.
Early and Criminal Life
William was born in Kent Hill, South Dabloxa to the Afton family. later on, he was known by residents and previous encounters with state troopers that he was responsible for committing multiple crimes like kidnapping when he was the owner of a pizzeria. Mr.Banana was in death row but with intervention of RSCP Foundation he is currently a Class D. His son named p0orple_guy owns a vandalism group called Team P0orple_guy that is a possible ally to Team C00lkidd.
In June 2026, he was deemed a likely suspect behind the deaths of 7 people in Blorida who died via ingestion of genetically modified tapeworms, after previous false allegations against Laminax Labs, Monika, and Carkson, William was ruled out, after he recieved a letter from the FDA and police, he contacted one of his close friends regarding the matter.
RECOVERED PHONE TRANSCRIPT: 13 JUNE, 2026
*Keypad beeping and dial tone*
Luna: *moans* Hello?~ *yawns*
William: Goddamnit Luna are you there?
Luna: Oh geez William, Hello *yawns again* I didn't expect you to call me this late at night
William: Wake up Luna! I need you to listen to me! Were screwed! And i mean, REALLY screwed!
Luna: Wait a minute, wait a minute! What happened, you just woke me up!
William: I have just gotten mail from the FDA and an email from the local police station, they figured it out! Some supermarket employee must've spoke out!
Luna: William, wait, wait, wait! Spoke out? About what?
William: Just fucking wake up and think!
Luna: Oh no, Oh mein gott (my God) You don't mean...
William: Luna, since i trust you the most, I want you to listen to me OK? I want you do do exactly as i say. I want you to get rid of any evidence we may have left. You're the only one who has those jars with worms right now, the ones from Laminax. Drop the contents of those jars into the acid tanks you have in your basement, after emptying these jars, wash them, then go deep into the Brookhaven Forest, smash them inside the plastic bag and bury them at least 7 to 10 feet down.
Luna: Consider it done.
William: Also... uuuh, fuck... Y'know what, screw the client! Take █████ out of the freezer, drop her into the acid tank, cut contacts with the client and dump her as well. If the feds get into our basement and discover her like that, we're going to have more problems then I already have! It's not that very likely though, but we need to be cautious. After you're done erasing the evidence, get those tanks into your car, and take them to the dumping ground. you know where it is. Drive calmly and do NOT attract the police! They do not know about your involvement in my pizzeria yet, so you should be safe, but still just be alert.
Luna: OK Wait! oh man, what about the money? What about our money?
William: Luna, Luna, calm down. Calm down. I have it, alright? Already took it, go to my place, you got the keys for it. There's a box with 2 locks in my closet behind the plaster wall... which can be pushed to the side, to give you limited access to the safe. The codes for the locks are █-█-█-█ for the green one, and for the blue one, that's █-█-█-█. Again, that's █-█-█-█ for the green safe and █-█-█-█ for the blue safe. Take the money and keep it in your house somewhere secure. We're most likely going to be needing this in the future.
Luna: Ok, alright, wait a minute, where the hell are you right now? I hear running water in the background, also this fucking signal is crap, shitty RT&T...
William: Well, uhh, i threw my car into the river near the forest. I had to get rid of the evidence somehow. There were stains after 3 previous packages in my trunk, you know what i mean by "packages".
Luna: Okay... OOH FUCK WILLIAM! THE PROTOLOCK SUITS! WE STILL HAVE THOSE SUITS TO GET RID OF!
William: Woah, waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Don't panic! Don't panic! Before i got rid of the car, i dismantled the suits and put them into crates in the ditch that no-one known about! *sighs* Since we have no other options now, I... I've been thinking for a while. I've read the letter carefully. I am wanted for food regulations neglect only, so that means i'm not suspected of any murders. If that's the case... I'm gonna go to the police station and turn myself in.
Luna: WAS!? (WHAT!?) ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!
William: CALM YOUR ASS DOWN! THEY DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE I PUT THOSE WORMS IN! ALSO, THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING I'VE DONE PREVIOUSLY. THEY! HAVE! NO! EVIDENCE!!! ALRIGHT!? IF WE FLEE, THE WHOLE STATE WILL BE AFTER US! so you can keep the busniess alive for a while, when i'm gone!
Luna: *eyes glow red* Don't speak to me like that, now carry on.
William: Whatever happens, i must sacrifice myself for anything that happens, hopefully i won't be imprisoned for life, i've managed to call my lawyer, an old friend of mine, and she says that she'll try to minimize my sentence as much as possible. I don't have much time left, so i have to go, remember do exactly what I've said, and DO NOT fuck this up. Make sure no-one follows you! Stay alert! Alright? I'll keep you updated once i get access to the phone in jail. *sighs* I will come back...
William: I always come back.
William: Remember that. Farewell for now Luna, and good luck.
[END OF CALL]
Facts
- He has a brother named Alex Henry Afton.
Gallery
William and his son