Chris Skim, (Born, July 22, 1994), commonly known as Mr SKIM, is a Bloxstralian BloxTuber, singer/songwriter and rapper who is known by criminal groups across Roblox. He is known for his rap songs that have gained fame and controversy for their vulgar lyrics inspired by L1ttle B0Y.
For his U-3408 counterpart, go here
-Skim
Early Life
Chris Skim was born to his parents in 1993 in St Leonards, Bloxydney. He would live in Adelaide for 9 months until moving back to a small suburb in Bloxydney. He was the first child of the Skim family until the birth of his sisters in 1999, and the ohther 2004. At 2 years old, Mr Skim was diagnosed with mild Bloxergers, ADHD, and anxiety, which made it hard for him to be more social and interactive with other people, it was at the time in the late 90's that mental disabilities weren't as recognised then, hence his parents had a lot of struggle giving him the help he needed. At 5 years old, he would attend speech therapy on how to socially communicate with other people. He would first attend school in 2000, to which he was picked on for being "weird and nerdy". His teachers reported that it was hard for him to concentrate, in which his mother became more stressed, feeling that the school wasn't even trying, and in May 2003, he was pulled out. He would attend a new school in June of the same year, one which promised Skim with more help during school.
His school life from years 3-7 would see him getting into trouble, and nearly costing him juvenile detention, once such incident was in fourth grade when he would assault a student he hated with a soccer boot and giving another a black eye with a heavy lunchbox. His parents attended numerous psychological therapy sessions about his violent behaviour, in which he was given new medication scripts. His graduation from school in 2020 was said to be a turning point for himself, and pursued numerous careers and jobs, in early 2021, he left to go to Brookhaven, all while waving a tearful goodbye to his family.
Appearance
Chris Skim is a short, but a medium-sized individual, slightly more taller than his wife, He has black helmet hair, a custom-made bomber jacket with a white scarf neck area made of real Kemono fur, the jacket also has silver zippers and hoodie tighteners finally, he wears dark grey khaki pants and black sneakers.
The Haruka Doll
In the late 2000's when SKIM was a young teenager, he got a gift for his birthday, at that time he was into NJ-pop music, so one of his friends, Sir Noob, got him a doll of Haruka Amami. The doll could talk 40 phrases and sing 5 of her bestselling hits by pressing a button on her belly, it was also one of 40 dolls that came with a golden microphone accessory. Even after he met his wife, Skim still keeps the doll with him.
Sir Noob: Happy birthday Skim! I got ya something!
Skim: Ay, thanks mate! *he unwraps the present, only to find a Haruka Doll*
Skim: Oh my-
Sir Noob: I know how much you like NJ-Pop, so i'd thought this be perfect for you!
Skim: Thanks Noob! *presses the doll's button*
Voicebox: Ichi! Mi! San! Let's Go!
Skim: Haha! Nice one Noob!
Sir Noob: Your welcome pal!
In 2007, one of his former classmates came over to his house, but the doll caught his attention.
(Transcript TBA)
Skim's Dating Game
In June of 2021, Chris would start looking for a love interest. His first attempt was with a girl named Nikki, but would break up after Skim would find out Nikki was an addict to drugs.
His second attempt would come months later, when he would meet Shinoblox Kocho at a local cafe, he tried to bond together with her, but she seemed uninterested. Skim desperatley wanted Shinoblox, as he was attracted to her but Shinoblox would become more interested in Skim's ability to charm her by telling her jokes, giving her compliments and decided on going on a date, Skim and Shinoblox would end up getting to know each other. In March 2022, Skim would propose to her in her board meeting between Hashira Biotech, the Furry Blood Corps and the AFC. She said yes and in October, they would get married in Brookhaven.
Post-2022 Events
January 2023: New Friend?
One time as Skim was walking back home, he met criminal mastermind William Banana Afton, there, he discussed to Skim about his wife and how she's just like him, saying that both have in common.
Afton: Hey kid, you're from around here?
Skim: No, i'm new to Brookhaven
Afton: You work for Hashira? is that how you're so rich while working at McBloxxer's
Skim: How do you know about this?
Afton: I just know! Say, your wife is really pretty, a nice looking-woman
Skim: Oh, you're eyeing my girl right, you must be so jealous that i have a beautiful woman who is a living goddess.
Afton: Here *gives him a 12 gauge shotgun* If anyone bothers you *pumps shotgun* bang bang soda pop.
Skim: Thanks purple man! This will be very useful!
Afton: Oh, take these, *hands him earmuffs* You don't wanna fire this without ear protection, unless you want your hearing gone by 25, trust me.
Skim: thanks!
Afton: You're welcome, and remember, I always come back! *slinks into the bushes*
2024: Dropping The Beat.
In July, Skim released his first rap song, titled "Favourite Freestyles" in which he would compete in freestyle rap tournaments.
Albums and Songs released
Mr SKIM is so cunning and deceitful that some of his albums and songs were actually released when he was in prison for attempted assassination of Jayoniphone3.
- FREE OUR BOY (2025)
- FURRIES R FREAKS (2026)
- ALL 4 SHINOBU (2028)
- Rattled (2029)
- RESISTANCE (2031)
- Love Songs For An Anti-Furry (2033)
Trivia
- This page is based of Robloxiapedia user ShinobuKochoIsMINE, whose name is an acronym of "SKIM"
- ShinobuKochoIsMINE IRL is a furry, however, he was a former anti-furry. As such, he is one of two Robloxiapedia Users to be a former Anti-Furry; with the other being User:AndroidTan
- Mr SKIM, growing up, used to and still has, a doll of Haruka Amami that can talk and sing.
- The birth date and first name is the same as the user IRL, but was born in the year 2007 instead of 1994. For privacy reasons, his IRL surname will not be showcased here.
- The transcript part where William Banana Afton hands him a shotgun is a reference to "Wolfenstein: The New Order", where character Klaus Kreutz hands protagonist B.J Blazkowicz a shotgun.
- He likes to blast Tovokian hardbass in his car at full volume with the windows down, he has since been the subject of numerous noise complaints in Brookhaven.
- The incidents Skim had at school are based on real ones ShinobuKochoIsMINE had when he was in primary school.
- He wrote a song with his wife called "My Little Mochi", which became one of the most streamed love songs in Roblox history of the modern decade.