Раскройте атмосферу Товокийской Республики и Роблоксиана Sarkov Cheatu, 1874

Sarkov Cheatu (Tovokian Language: Сарков Чеату) is a beverage that is made by mixing winter-champagne with vodka. First created by Sir Francis Sarkov in 1874, the drink is to be served in shot glasses during social affairs and cocktail parties or drink it in champagne glasses during formal events. The label also has the word written in Tovokian which says: "Раскройте атмосферу Товокийской Республики и Роблоксиана", which translates to: Unleash the atmosphere of the Tovokian Republic and the Robloxia.

The History of Sarkov Cheatu

In 1874, in the Tovokian Empire, Sarkov Cheatu was accidentally created when Sir Francis Sarkov accidentally poured vodka in his Winter-branded champagne intended for a Soviet Commanding Officer. When the officer drank it, he was impressed and asked what the beverage was called, with Francis saying it was Sarkov Cheatu.

In 1942, during RW2, Nazis then served Sarkov Cheatu to Adolf Kiwi Hitler, which he said that the alcohol content on the beverage was sufficient enough to make a Molotov cocktail. In 1946, after the conditional surrender of the Nazis, the Robloxia Forces manage to secure at least "four crates of the [Sarkov Cheatu] drinks" and it was drunk as a celebration for the win of RW2.

In contemporary times, Sarkov Cheatu is used around ballrooms and aristocratic families, with one notable family being the Tan family.

Method of Consumption

For Events and Ballrooms, it is Compulsory for the Bartender to either pour it in a Shot Glass or a Wine Glass before serving, as using other glasses in events and Ballrooms will loose it's interests.

For Cocktail Parties however, the Bartender may pour it in a Shot Glass with a side of Tonic Water.

Major Sellers

  • Tovokian Liquor (Cost at R$6,000 per bottle)
  • Robloxian Bar and Liquor (Cost at R$5,000 per bottle)
  • Sarkov Liquor (Cost at R$7,500 per bottle)
  • Telamonium (Cost at R$7,750 (TR$1,550) per bottle)
  • Gobloxia Liquor (Cost at R$6,860 per bottle)

Known Consumers

  • Global Furry Agency (They have seven crates of it. It is usually drunk at major celebration events.)
  • The Tan Family (They have six crates of it. It is usually drunk at special occasions.)
  • CARKSON Biotech (They have four crates of it. It is usually drunk at celebrations.)
  • Insurgency (They have two crates for "research" purposes)
  • The Authority (Formerly; one of their members, Luna, hates the drink because it's "commie juice")
    • "Eugh! Commie Juice! Get that shit out of my face!" -Luna Schwartz