The Democratic States of Working Noobs, in short is the DSWN, formerly the Noob Republic, is a country and an island located in the Telamon Ocean. The capital city and the biggest city of the DSWN is Noobwood.
The DSWN had declared independence from Robloxia in 1999, and is now a communist union of states in 2025.
History
Anthem
"We can be the most Powerful Empire. But we are not. The Noob empire is a very powerful empire, but the Noob is not powerful enough to be a true empire because of the power that they have. They are powerful in the sense that their empire can control the world"
Noob Empire
In 1293, they were powerful as they had a powerful army. In 1295, they began conquering parts of Roblox.
In 1297, they gained even more power and control and began invading Robloxia, which was a threat to their existence. In 1299, their power was so strong that they almost destroyed Bloxburg. However, the castle of Bloxburg was mostly left unscathed.
In 1301, the king of Bloxburg killed the emperor, Noobilicus The First, with a sword, which angered the son of the emperor, Noobilicus The Second. From 1346 to 1348, the son finally had his revenge; there were battles between the Noob Empire and Bloxburg.
In 1342, the island of Unified Pufferbloxia was found by explorers from the Noob Empire, with slavery of Pufferbloxians being the highest resource in the new gained territory.
In 1349, no one was left standing in Bloxburg except the king and his army. However, again the Bloxburg Army killed the son, angering the son of Noobilicus The Second, which was Danoof The Explorer, at that year, Pufferbloxians were known to be caught more and sold off at slave markets.
In 1407, slavery of Pufferbloxians were abolished, after the death of Danoof The Explorer, that year marked a celebration in Unified Pufferbloxia, which is still celebrated to this day.
In 1412, a stalemate was declared after Bloxburg and the Noob Empire had no armies left to battle. The kings retreated and signed a treaty, forgiving that they fought together. The agreement stipulated that freedom of religion is to be preserved.
In 1515, Illeaksi Malliasksei, a noob in the Noob Empire, violated the treaty by committing arson in Bloxburg churches. The treaty violator was caught and sentenced while the churches were rebuilt.
In 1529, the Bloxburg kings wanted to control Noob Empire to prevent this from occurring again. In 1530, a peace treaty was again signed, stating that the battles are to hereafter cease. With no desire for further conquests, the Noob Empire turned into Noob Country and the unlimited monarchy turned into a limited monarchy, meaning that there were limits imposed on the emperors and the would-be emperors.
Noob Country
Noob Country was a country in 1531, which had given the independence of Unified Pufferbloxia, and another territory that was called The Noob Empire, which had been kicked out from the Noob Country due to them despising the new rule.
In 1586, the king of Korblox, Korblox I, was defeated by Bloxburg. The battle was a decisive victory for the Korblox Empire at first, which led to Korblox creating many bills and threatening to lunge opponents with linked swords, but the Korblox were defeated in the subsequent campaign. The Korblox was forced to return to Bloxland, and was killed in October 1586.
In 1587, Noob Country repealed every law that was made by Korblox and hired more senators and representatives to make up for the losses.
In 1598, Bloxland began to attack Noob Country. Bloxland gained control as it was ruled by the House of Ronite and became part of Livetopia. In 1601, the Noobs had enough of Bloxland taxing them without representation, therefore, they had to fight them. They won the war and Noob Country once again became independent until Robloxia annexed the Noob Country area in 1602.
Noob Country temporarily revived (1763-1781)
Beginning with the expiration of salutary neglect in 1763 with the Robloxian Proclamation of 1763, and ending with the First Robloxian Revolutionary War in 1781, Noob Country seceded from Robloxia because they learned that Bloxland was here to tax them heavily without giving them representation in Parliament.
Communist era (1944 - 1998)
Communists invaded Robloxia, specifically the Noob Territories. They had bombed the island, killing many people. However, once they invaded Noob Country, they found out that they could not invade further to Robloxian soil. This leads to noobs being exiled. Eventually, the noobs found a plan to destroy the communists.
Noob Country secedes and becomes Noob Republic (1999)
Due to the Robloxian House of Representatives and the Robloxian Senate concurring that Noob Country should not have any representation in the Robloxian legislative branch due to the fact that communists may have influenced the passage of several bills to the President of Robloxia, Noob Country threatened both legislative houses by seceding. They renamed their country to Noob Republic. Due to Robloxian influence, they also practiced democracy and practiced republican ideology.
Complimentary Era (2000 - 2025)
Ever since the 2000s, the Noob Republic has had a peaceful stance, with four presidents, including Micheal Noobers.
Communist Era (2025 - Present)
2025
In January 2, 2025, a normal house party before the election in the DSWN hosted by Micheal Noobers, which also took place in his house, had turned into insanity when all of the candidates except for John Jason Wayne were gunned down in Micheal Noobers's house, along with others who were invited to the party, who had survived the shootings. After the shootings which had happened, seeing a power gap, John Jason Wayne, as the sole survivor of the attacks decided to use his party to make a communist Noob Republic, the name and the flag of the Noob Republic had been changed, and it had changed its name to be the DSWN. Most of the states of the Noob Republic had been turned to different divisions with governors.
On March 6, 2025, a fighter plane from the DSWN crash landed into Robloxia, probably to defect to Robloxia. Due to the crash, Robloxia-DSWN ties became more bleak, as for the fact that there is proof that there is something wrong with the DSWN. At the same month, John Jason Wayne had visited Robloxia due to the meetings of the recent crash. However, John Jason Wayne had left after a week in an enraged mood, saying that the media has not even released the meeting yet. After that, flights and ships to Robloxia in the DSWN had been cancelled, causing outrage to the locals and the Robloxians who either reside or came to the DSWN for a vacation.
On May 11, 2025, The Noob Empire had been finally absorbed into the DSWN. With the absorption, the DSWN had grown more stronger in its army. This was planned after the communist rebranding of the Noob Republic, as the DSWN wanted a unified state in which communist Noobs can unite.
In July 22, 2025, the DSWN had presumably had an attempt to fly a cargo plane to Robloxia via Unified Pufferbloxia. The plane had landed in Puffer's Isle in Unified Pufferbloxia. While the aircraft was disloaded, multiple furries were found lodged inside a cargo box, as well as furry defecations, furry urine, and furry food. It was then discovered that all of the plane's cargo was living furries and even dead furries. The plane was supposedly from Roblox Cargo Airlines. It is revealed that the registration of the plane was fabricated, so the plane was stored in the airport. There are several suspects of the owner of the aircraft, which include the DSWN government due to their earlier crackdown on furries.
On July 30, 2025, a blacklist for Noob Citizens was made after the bombing of a mall in Noob City. The perpetrator of the incident was revealed in August 1, 2025, which was a Noob citizen called Riley Nooblox, who had explained that he bombed the mall because he opposed the rule of JJW, and Riley Nooblox had said that the victims were apparently supporters of the rule of JJW, considering that Noob City has a very large number of supporters of JJW and also most people from Noob City voted JJW for a stronger Noob Republic due to his military experience. JJW then requested to have guards deployed in his house in Noobwood and other government buildings, and also jobs for more tighter security just in case JJW gets attacked. Riley Nooblox had died in an electric chair in August 3, 2025.
In August 6, 2025, transport and cargo from Robloxia and some countries that the DSWN had urged to stop transport had silently been allowed, making many flights, ships, and cargo ships to Robloxia and other countries enter the DSWN.
In August 8, 2025, Micheal Noobers, long thought to be dead for being shot on February 14, 2025, was revealed to be alive after he was spotted in Robloxia making a speech. Micheal then criticized the DSWN government for manipulating the press to make him seem dead.
In August 29, 2025, Micheal Noobers was captured and kidnapped by spies from the DSWN and was detained and jailed for 90 years. Some riots had happened in the DSWN against the rule of JJW and to free Micheal Noobers. Eventually Micheal Noobers was rumored to have the death sentence, giving the first death sentence in the DSWN since 1998. As of 23 Febuary 2025, Micheal Noobers didn't recieve the death sentence.
In November 28, 2025, the Robloxiapedian page for the DSWN was edited to mislead people about the DSWN, and modified the history of the DSWN and the capital to Nacoof. The DSWN government had stated this incident as a national cyberattack, and the wiki editors of Robloxiapedia swiftly removed anything that was made during this cyberattack. It turned out that the attacks were actually a huge misunderstanding for Nakoof, which is a city in Selbesti.
2026
On January 9, 2026, passengers in Noobwood International Airport, the largest airport in the country, had expected a busy day of traffic and to arrive to their destinations, but they were proven wrong when terrorists of the Noob City Seperation Group had started to take over the airport and cause shootings around it. It shown a very shocking example of a stance of a seperation group that would be willing to disrupt a vital connection of the DSWN to the world. Several days later the airport was freed from the control of Noob CIty Seperation Group and the airport faced a huge revamp.
Biggest Cities
There are three cities with at least 1,000,000 Robloxians:
1. Noobwood
Noobwood is a city that is both the capital city, the most populous city, and the largest city that is located in the DSWN, with a population of 9,000,000. With that, many businesses are based in Noobwood, which makes it a huge business hub for many Noobs that have an ambition, in Noobwood, many significant and historical sites are inside the city, including the country's largest museum, which displays artefacts that were found from all over the DSWN.
2. Noob City
Noob City is a city that is the second largest in the DSWN. Having a population of 2,000,000, Noob City is located west of the DSWN and is a stopping point for travelers coming to the Noobish Atoll, which is a large tropical archipelago that attracts a few million visitors each year.
3. Nacoof
Nacoof is a large tropical island that houses the city of the same name. The city has a population of 1,000,000. Many foreigners live in the city, which in fact is the second largest population of foreigners in the DSWN. Nacoof is known for its pristine waters and beaches which surround the area.
National Icons
National Animal
The national animal of the Noob Republic is cats, which is favored by many of the population, which is why the Noob Republic has a huge population of cats that live throughout the country.
The Noob Republic also has many cosplayers as cats, which also contributes to the LGBTQ community in the DSWN.
A bowl of Noodle Soup.
National Food
The national food of the DSWN is noodle soup, which is very unusual for the location of the DSWN. Back when the country was known as the Noob Empire, a group of traders from Luobu wandered into the Noob Empire, and brought Luobese delicacies, especially lamian, which also was the foundation for the Roblox-renowned Neo-Japanese noodle dish, ramen. Many people were interested in the concept of lamian that it was very famous. However, the recipe for nooble soup for had stuck with a generic name, which is called nooble soup. Noodle soup is considered a comfort food for many noobs, as it is very tasty and delicious being cooked the Noob way.
Noodle Soup is sold widely with chili oil, soy sauce, pickles, and sriracha sauce, all of which enhance the taste of noodle soup. The closest food to noodle soup is Vietbloxian pho and Neo-Japanese ramen.
Culture
The typical outfit that many Noobs wear.
Fashion
Fashion in the Noob Republic is very rudimentary in style, often with Robloxians having a small fashion palette thats dimmed by Noobism, which encourages Noobs to wear bright blue in their shirts and bright yellowish green in their full-pants.
Many Noobs wear iconic and stereotypical bright blue shirts and bright yellowish green full-pants, which is practiced in Noobism, as these clothing are very sacred due to Noobism lore. Sometimes, Noobs would also wear normal clothing as like so for the typical Robloxian, which is allowed to be worn in Noobism.
Despite the religious following of the holy shirt and pants male Noobs may wear other clothing because the typical clothing that most Noobs is too basic for hair styles. Other forms of clothing are also used for female Noobs.
In LGBTQ culture, Noobs involved in LGBTQ are known for growing off yellow tufts for them to look more sillier and cute, however this style is heavily despised by many people nowadays, as this hairstyle is now considered Retroslop.
Social Culture
Noobs have great social culture, often speaking to one another. Noobs have a great level of confidence in themselves that most often adds to the stereotype about Noobs that claims that Noobs are generally dumb people that have too much self-tolerance in themselves, causing many negative outcomes to others that are not Noobs.
Noobs mostly live in villages and towns if they are outside the city. This behavior is caused mostly because most of the Noobs are extroverts as they would rather stay in places that house a group of people than being alone somewhere.
Racism
Unlike Nusia, its close counterpart, which has many instances of racism, DSWN is welcome to robloxians from all races and all differences of the world, both according to locals and visitors that visited or lived in the DSWN. Most of the racist cases against the locals in the DSWN are mostly caused by visitors from other countries that try to make robloxians believe the common stereotype of Noobs.
For racism caused by locals, Pufferbloxians often get the most hated by locals for being a different ethnic group and being a different type of robloxian. Many people discriminate Pufferbloxians because of the close distance of the DSWN and Pufferbloxia, because of their ethnic group being very different than those of Noobs. Most locals call the Pufferbloxians offensive nicknames. A few examples of offensive and derogatory nicknames to Pufferbloxians are "mutations", "pufferhumans", or "alienfish".
Deportation
Some deportation events had happened, including a great Furry deportation incident where Furries were disappearing from the face of Roblox and presumably sent to camps or Anti Furry organisations. A great Retroslop deportation incident may be possible, since Furries and Retroslopians had mostly protested against communism. And since the Amethyst Age Of Robloxia (AAOR) founders had decided to become allies. They were planning to arrest and deport Retroslopians and cosplayers on September 1st 2025. this struck controversy because why would a Communist (JJW) be partnered with fascists and weirdos (AAOR). Well. The excuse is simple, JJW said "We are friends since the beginning" meaning that JJW has ties with AAOR before their debut on February 20th.
Relations
Allies
Amethyst Age Of Robloxia
AAOR and DSWN are great allies since AAOR's pre-debut. Especially Amy Chalice (Dictator Amethyst) and JJW. they would trade for goodies or discuss about plans for the future and deals.
Anti-Furry Coalition
The AFC and the DSWN are great allies and have positive ties because of John Jason Wayne's controversial opinion against furred humanoids. In return to their relationship the DSWN has been rumored to supply furries to the AFC by illegal methods. Most of the furries that was caught being smuggled are rumored to be either abducted or from the DSWN.
Enemies
Robloxia
Robloxia and the DSWN were very good allies before 2025, but ever since the DSWN had became a communist nation, Robloxia severed ties because of suspicion. It was also confirmed that some of the DSWN's residents had attempted to escape the DSWN to Robloxia, which included a fighter jet crash that consisted of a fleeing Noob soldier.