Not apart of general Robloxiapedia lore unless people want it to be, mostly a joke article. Not based off an existing film/content (yet), however it is a parody of The Passion Of The Christ.
The Passion Of The Blox is a 2022 epic film directed and produced by CineBlox Productions based on the last 12 hours of Schlepington's (first) life. It is critically acclaimed for its' visuals, storytelling, and accuracy to his last hours alive before being resurrected. The film has no Anglobloxian speaking, and every character either spoke Ancient Robloxian or Proto-Dynabloxian. Subtitles were made in Anglobloxian and other languages for the film.
Plot
On April 2, 2002, Schlepington, a known advocate and leader against the Robloxian government for its' corruption and silencing of minorities and victims, and an advocate for a reformed justice system in Robloxia, is kidnapped for his "crimes against the Robloxian authority" by FSI agents. He is wheeled out in public in front of the Capitol building in Robloxia City. People were mostly against Schlep due to his portrayal by the government as a heretic conspiracy theorist who was attempting to start another Robloxian civil war with his followers.
As Schlepington is placed on a wooden board for a few hours, David Baszucki (accurately portrayed as a demonic entity) silently mocks Schlepington from a distance, then ordering his soldiers to begin torturing Schlepington. As he is tortured, he smiles and looks up to the sky all of a sudden, realizing his ultimate goal; to do this for the sins of the Robloxian people. Schlepington has a flashback where he is being raised as a young boy in Kyle City and his mother is killed in a gunfight against homeless men hoarding food scraps in an alley. He remembers how his family was in poverty and how they had to constantly kill other homeless people for their supplies, until his parents died. Schlepington remembers how a church dedicated to Ratism takes him in, raising him as a Ratti.
As he reminisces his life, Baszucki is in Banland specially ordering guards to release followers of the Flamingan-Rat faith, the main religion of Schlepington's followers who believed that the government was a conduit for demons to rule Roblox. The Flamingan-Rat followers were sent on trains to Robloxia City to the Capitol, where a large underground train station has been set up for political prisoners to arrive and depart from secretly. The prisoners arrive and are set up in shackles to watch Schlepington be tortured.
An hour later, as the sun rises, a crowd forms around the Flamingan-Rat followers. Schlepington begins preaching parts of what is now known as the First Testament of the Flamiratanian Book, the main text of the modern Flamingan religion. The crowd goes silent, as some secret followers in the crowd do not want to boo him for preaching. David Baszucki arrives and orders men to crucify Schlepington.
In the last hour of his life, Schlepington is being nailed to the cross as(title drop) what Saint Greenlegocats describes as "speaking with The Passion Of The Blox." Schlepington's last words as he bleeds out in front of thousands of Robloxians is "I saw the face of God... And it was blox. IT WAS BLOX!"
The film ends with a credits background scene depicting the rise of Flamingan-Ratism in Robloxia and the eventual overthrow and banishing of David Baszucki, leading to the rise of the new religion and destruction of the old Robloxian military state.