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This is an encyclopedia project dedicated to showcasing the most interesting quotes ever mentioned by Robloxiapedia users. (whether they're funny or not!) Please follow the rules
Rules (must follow):
- Quotes must be funny (that is the point)
- Quotes must not be controversial (i.e. violating Fandom policies) (punishment: partial ban from editing this page. If extremely controversial and found by a user on a post, a tentative site ban but Discuss access after 24 hours of the post being made unless apologies were made to users, does not apply to staff, and occasionally, entire page protection. Possible that you may be referred to for Fandom staff for egregious cases)
- Do not put quotes in others', it is your quote, meaning you put it in your own.
- Quotes can be from edit summaries, Discuss, or block notes. Messages are also allowed.
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- Please note that Fandom staff may delete quotes. If such a quote is deleted by Fandom staff, please refer to Bullet Point 2 for proper punishment unless it was made by staff error. Do not attempt to reinstate deleted quotes unless it was made by staff error.
Guidelines (should follow, but not required):
- Possibly explain the quote if possible
And Now The Quotes
ChikoritaTheRobloxian
SOYJACKPOTTY oh sorry, cannot say enemies. that was a RARe mistake by me. oops, i did it again. hopefully this does not turn into a crISIS. oh my god what is happening. 23/10//25 Discuss
Explanation: SP, RAR, and ISIS Vandals were the three major Robloxiapedia enemies that attacked the encyclopedia in 2025. ISIS Vandals are notable in the sense their destructive edits spanned an entire month because Robloxiapedia was without a built-in abuse filter and the fact vandals kept on using virtual private networks to circumvent their bans and thus cannot do anything but contact Fandom authorities. However, they since have apologized and admitted their wrong on the ways they tried to convince Robloxiapedia staff to delete three ISIS pages. RAR attempted to attack the encyclopedia in response to slander written on it, but was promptly banned and even IP banned. However, it would continue to spy the Robloxiapedia encyclopedia. Current demands by the user include having Roblox and Guilded immediately remove the group and server for harassment of users on the basis of avatar appearance. It was later revealed that RAR just happens to be a subsidiary of the larger and more corrupt SP, which meant that even if the previous actions were done, SP could still persist (acronym expansion not intended). Currently, Robloxiapedia staff are now advocating that the federal government disband SP, with some even going to extreme lengths to prevent a similar SP situation from materializing on the United States. However, the recent government shutdown of October 2025 has complicated this as the White House has refused to do anything about it when in reality it could escalate to a issue of national safety. Currently, progress is planned to be made on Congress concerning the party. If successful, it would actually catapult Robloxiapedia to notable fame as interviewers would interview Robloxiapedia users and possibly edit some lore too, making them the second cohort of 20th century users to edit Robloxiapedia beside the creators.
A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE TOWERS?! HOW ABOUT A SECOND BLOCK HAS HIT YOUR ACCOUNTBlock note, around 9/10/25
Explanation: User made a 9/11 joke. ChikoritaTheRobloxian weaponized it, turning into a pun. Somehow, no Fandom staff noticed this joke and chikorita152e walked away without Fandom staff taking any action to the user, implying that this banter on Fandom could persist for eons to come.
Yellow Puma Plus
He had never met Lanakila Mikala. 08/07/24 Discuss
Explanation: Lanakila Mikala is a character from Robloxiapedia lore, serving as the president of Telamon Islands, whose lore is developed by Yellow Puma Plus. When he was on his first account, he obsessed with edits and wanted to get a lot of them, so many of biographic articles mentioned that the character had not met Lanakila Mikala. He eventually stopped, but left the wiki for almost two months, only to return as Yellow Puma Plus and try to become a serious contributor. Although the user's joke was not really funny, it can still be remembered jokingly after a long time.
Based on calculations by a certain famous astrologer aka. 4121, I can calculate the size of Roblox. Namely, including Bloxmerica, Eurobloxia, Baoji, Bloxveld, and Aquaria, as well as some continents like Centaura, Pula Dynasty, Atlantis, Chicorythia, and the largest of them all - a continent made up of floating infinite cans of your dad, I have calculated that Roblox is as much larger than Earth as Lanakila Mikala's iq is bigger than iq of average user of Robloxiapedia. Roblox, being 37 billion times larger than yogurt, is almost half as large as the Vatican. 10/09/24 Discuss
Explanation: In mid-2024, a massive movement to add numerous countries not based on real-life ones was popular on Robloxiapedia. Some added new continents to accommodate them, which the old editors disliked. Yellow Puma Plus wanted to maintain realism, so when other users began calculating Roblox's mass based on the new continents, he decided to parody it with the post from which the quote comes.
Tycoons are hyperinflation simulators. As you can see, tycoons are mainly about building for money. However, the price of products increases over time. I believe that this means hyperinflation. Think about it - you start a business activity, getting a plot of land for free (probably as an inheritance), and then you buy your first furniture/doors/walls/elements for a few dozen dollars. Later, the prices rise and for something for which you paid a few dozen dollars you pay a few hundred, and later a few thousand. Prices keep increasing until you finish the tycoon. This probably means that you have dominated the market and your company has driven out competitors. Tycoons are therefore a great simulation of hyperinflation, because the quality of things you buy is slightly higher compared to the previous ones, and the price is many times higher than the first ones. 22/05/25 Discuss
Explanation: Tycoons are a type of game in Roblox where you build various objects for money, which you collect from operating the object. In a quote, Yellow Puma Plus shared a random thought that it could be a hyperinflation simulator, as items that start out cheap increase in price without much change in quality.
I will save the link to this post and read it again in 2032 and only then will I panic :) 21/07/25 Discuss
Explanation: LightningRBLX posted "BREAKING NEWS" post about how a character named Roblox Egor is supposed to escape from a military prison in 2032 and cause a catastrophe in Brookhaven. Yellow Puma Plus decided to wait until the news became actual before panicking.
NO MORE CATNIP TODAY10/11/25 Edit summary
Explanation: A sandbox feature has been added to Robloxiapedia, giving users blank pages, presumably to serve as notebooks. Yellow Puma Plus could not figure out the purpose of the feature, so for some unknown reason, he wrote a 6,996-byte-long philosophical rambling about pages, superpositions, the end of humanity, the heat death of the universe, happiness, values, principles, and religions. After a few hours, he deleted the rambling using the edit summary provided above.
So now he is as old as the time it takes to write his nickname. 17/01/26 Discuss
Explanation: User JustARandomUserWhoLikesFrustratedGamer wrote a post celebrating his account turning four years and nine days old. Yellow Puma Plus then decided to joke about the fact that his nickname takes a long time to write.
"Wish to be like TheAndroidTan?" You mean impunity, tax evasion, having your own army and using plot armor? OF COURSE YE- I am an upstanding citizen. Yes, that is exactly what I meant. 31/01/26 Discuss
Explanation: User AndroidTan once posted a post in which a screenshot of a tweet encouraging to join the user's organization with the words: "Wish to be like @TheAndroidTan?". Yellow Puma Plus decided to respond by joking about some of the accusations against the organization.
Yellow Puma Plus: "I AM NOT YELLOW PUMA, DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT LIGMA!"
Yellow Puma: "What..."
What: "What do you want?"
You: "I don't want anything."
Anything: "What's the matter?"
Matter: "What the..."
The: "What's your problem, buddy?"
Problem and buddy: "Who wake us up?"
Yellow Puma Plus: "No more catnip I promise... No more catnip... No more catnip..."
Catnip and no more: "WHAT"
What: "YES???"
Yes: "No."
No: "Yes."
Yellow Puma: "Anyways, today I will show you how to double your edits using edit inflation."
Edit inflation: "I am not helping you with this one."
Yellow Puma: "WHY... DON'T LEAVE ME MY FRIEND."
Yellow Puma Plus: "Nah, you ligma."
Ligma: "No, I am ligma."
Am: "No sh*t, Sherlock."
Sherlock: "What?"
What: "Bruh..."
Bruh: "What?"
Yellow Puma Plus: "This comment is too long."
31/01/26 Discuss
Explanation: Probably nothing can explain what happened in this quote.
This is not a fight, it is just an afternoon yapping session. 21/02/26 Message wall
Explanation: Yellow Puma Plus often debates or discusses lore issues with other users. One of those users is Otocolobus Manul. User CaptainHamdaanAbidYT asked why the two of them fought so often, so Yellow Puma Plus decided to explain it to him with this quote.
I eat rice for breakfast. 27/02/26 Discuss
Explanation: In late February and early March, Yellow Puma Plus covered the February Crisis, a civil war of sorts in Robloxiapedia lore. After publishing a map of the situation at the time, Otocolobus Manul claimed the map was flawed because militias held too much territory, also writing "Don't forget about RICE", referring to an organization of the same name in Robloxiapedia lore. Map author decided to respond by joking about the similarity of the organization's name to the name of a food.
I dunno, I am just a Yellow Puma Plus. I am not used to solving complex philosophical issues regarding human suffering as a result of existence on the universal plane. 16/04/26 Discuss
Explanation: User Otocolobus Manul once posted a poll asking if Tix should be the currency of a country in Robloxiapedia lore called Free Bloxartica. In response, Yellow Puma Plus wrote: "FB Tix is cool". The poll creator asked him what kind of concept he was referring to, and a tired Yellow Puma Plus decided to answer directly.
AndroidTan
We forget thousands of things everyday, can you make sure this is one of them and are you sure about it?
Related to a known GTA Five Quote by one of the Protagonists, Micheal De Santa/Micheal Townley.
We sometimes need to make sacrifice's, are you willing to serve for the greater good?
This relate to one of his OC's original quote.
Knock knock knock, the FBI is at your door.
One of his intended quote to threaten FBI intervention.
Anti-Furry has been killed by AndroidTan using an Arctic M1911. [PLAYS KILLCAM FOOTAGE]
CoD PVP Parody.
I can't fix you.
A Lyric and Title of a FNaF music; click here for more info.
The Dragon eats the knight
This quote about the Dragon eating the Knight means how he was planning to make AndroidTan as a fairy-tale hero, but after his sanity recovering after 2023 to mid-2025, he became the dragon who ate the knight.
This reality, the mentality, everything changes so rapidly, And I'm ready for the never-ending fire, Dancing with my deepest dark desires. Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical, everything around me transpires, As I fulfill my darkest desire.
Chorus Lyrics of Darkest Desire by Dawko and DHeusta; Ironically, he quoted that this represents his user and mindset after his project became a Encyclopedia Ideology.
All information relating to Jayla and TanAndroid that is related to the JayonIphone3 universe; is now ret-con due to Jayla's controversy.
Explaination: Due to the recent case of Jayoniphone3 being revealed and moderated. AndroidTan (as of 12th of May 2026), has later made all information that is related with Jayla and TanAndroid's relationship with eachother retconed.
Brigadeiro48
Nokia is better than any phone
WE FOUND IT! E FOUND IT!
WAIT! I CAN STEAL YOUR :)
Avocados from MEXICO!!
Napoleon891
idk what 2 put here
MONSIEUR L'EMPEREUR LE SECOND BAGGUTE HAS HIT LE EIFIEL TOWEL
VIVE LA FRANCE.. OH MY GOSH IT IS LE BRI'ISH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayoniphone3
"STUPID BIRD, YOU KNOW THAT IM A BEAR JA?! I CAN JUST SCARE YOU AWAY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!"
God damn it Teddy! Stop slowly turning your show into an Adult Swim Cartoon!
Oh no, I've done it again!
I hate yoghurt!
I'm a professor.
I've had better conversations with a tomato plant. At least it doesn't repeat itself.
The reason I disagree is that there's nothing wrong with Labubus
I've matured now!!!
Upon getting banned on Robloxiapedia for being immature, user did not mature and later started going to other encyclopedias including Roblox Wiki. It is unknown if she even uses Fandom anymore considering the fact asking for administrator permissions is forbidden in any major Fandom encyclopedia. It is also unknown if she actually committed to take her life upon being banned.
ShinobuKochoIsMINE
I have escaped from de police! This is my new home, with da pigeon, Hello Pigeon! AEH! AEH! AEH! AEH!
#SCEPTER X LUNA 😏
Explanation: A joke make by ShinobuKochoIsMINE explaining the "love" between HECU Marine Scepter, created by E-11 Series, and Luna Schwartz made by SKIM, although no "shipping" has been confirmed by SKIM nor E-11 Series.
Honey! Where's my super suit?!
Explanation: Mr Skim owns a suit which has body armour made of pure Velkium, as such, he's invincible while wearing it, his wife often hides it to keep it secure, often without Skim knowing, so he always asks where it is prior to suiting up.
UwU
Explanation: UwU
Psst, I see dead people
Explanation: Nobody knows why he says this, some say he can see the dead, but this was proved false..
If your hotdog's strange, and it don't taste good, who ya gonna call? GHOST MUSTARD!
Explanation: An alternate version based off the Vine/meme of the same name. You can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgeMsBIBcUY
Hmm, yes, the quote here is made out of quote
Explanation: A nonsensical phrase ShinobuKochoIsMINE made up, inspired by the Buzz Lightyear "Hmm" meme.
THE RDA ARE THE GOOD GUYS!!! RAAAAAAAHHH HUMANITY FIRST!!!!! DESTROY AND KILL ALL BLUE FREAKS!!!! 🌎🌍🌏 THE STARS ARE RIGHT FOR OUR TAKING!!!!
Explanation: A chant made by ShinobuKochoIsMINE, who supports and roots for the humans in James Cameron's "Avatar" franchise, how he enjoys seeing the RDA (the main antagonistic faction) torture and kill the main protagonists of the film.
AndroidTan: You're mocking me are you?
SKIM: Oh no, no, no, no ANDROID LOOK IT'S LUNA SCHWARTZ!
AndroidTan: WHERE?
SKIM: BAH! Ha HA HA HA OH OH HAHAHAAAAA!
Explanation: In the Robloxiapedia universe, Mr Skim often likes to ragebait and mock AndroidTan, one of AndroidTan's weaknesses is his gullibility, as such, he'll often fall for things, no matter how absurd they are, especially in a situation like how the quote says here.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues- BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU GET WHAT IT IS
Explanation: Based off the copypasta, but the user refused to continue the rest.
Mai naem iz Anton, ehvery mornin' i yoousualy get arp at zeven o clok, end brrrush mai teez, zen i hev brrrrekfazt and go to skuul bai bas.
Explanation: originates from the opening scene of an episode from Russian comedy TV series Yeralash
LanaOnyxnite
YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.
nothing beats a jet2holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person, that's 200 pounds off for a family for four!.
Yukuionebinarre, jayjination and all of my DeviantArt opps, if your reading this. Genuinely I hope you get help.
Scorpio8783
Nuh uh
Lolpowarthunder
Nora hired a plumber to come to her house. The equation y = 35x + 50 represents the cost in dollars, y, of hiring the plumber for x hours. Interpret the y-intercept.
- The cost of hiring the plumber increases $35 each hour.
- Volume 90%
- The cost of hiring the plumber increases $50 each hour.
- Volume 90%
- The initial cost of hiring the plumber is $35.
- Volume 90%
- The initial cost of hiring the plumber is $50.Discuss
Context: Accidental copy-paste.
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Context: Lolpowarthunder had seen a post referencing the "Amogus" meme.
I mean, we have "brainrot" pages as jokes (the great sigma universe/girlboss pages) so a labubu page should be a joke as well. Maybe the first paragraph could be a text version of that one labubu phonk remix written as: "LABUBUBUBUBU! LA LA LA LA LA BBBB LA LA LA LA BBBB LA LA LA LA BBBB!"
Context: Deciding what a Labubu page would look like
HOLD ON TIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MY COMPASSS IS CURIOUSITYYYYYYYYYYYYY MY COM-PASS IS CURIOUSISTYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy IM DANCING THROUGH THE ROPE THAT STANGLED U AND ME WE AL STAY FEEEEEEEEEEuhhhhhhh
CORALREF
If yall touch my girlboss articles I will ship you together with Morphmeatball-CORALREF
Explanation: Back in December 2024, CORALREF had made several joke furry articles, poking fun at the known surgence of many furry articles, when he finished one of those, he typed in this comment section this exact quote. However in the present, the quotes origins are now possible lost-media, as some of the joke articles were taken down due to discriminatory words being used.
2 years ago I lost my Rose Toy 🌹 after I lost it while using it in the living room 😢🛋️ , when I read this page, I became very inspired by the life lessons and teachings of this page that I began to exert my inner third eye to open 😱👁️🦄 and I magically detected my Rose Toy 🌹 which is hiding in China 🇨🇳🍜🥟 , so I flew by a pigeon to China and went to a very nice city called Heifei 😍🌃🐦 and when I got there, I detected a very poor woman using it with her child, so I bought 2 hot honey buns and threw them to the woman and the child😄🥐🍯 , and they both died instantly on the spot 😍😂😵 , then I celebrated my victory of my Rose Toy 🌹 and walked back to my home city 😇🌃🏚️ !-CORALREF
Explanation: In 2024, a Belgian Robloxiapedian editory was making articles of daycares and various incidents that happened, meanwhile, CORALREF had grew fondly tired of these articles, and for a change, would make this copypasta using crude jokes on an adult toy and how he/she lost it and attacked a homeless family because of them stealing it. Now the quote was passed on in the Belgian editor's pages, and as a result the copypasta was posted in the discussions page for people to use it on merely nonsensical pages in their opinion, meanwhile, the Belgian editor had thrown a rage fit, causing a huge fight in the comment section of the post about him being bullied and how rude everyone is. At the end, CORALREF was banned, but after investigations on the Belgian user, CORALREF was unbanned and the Belgian editor had been banished finally.
27/3/2026
Explanation: This quote was made in a post in late 2025, with people arousing questions on this quote. In explainable terms, CORALREF was refrencing a new album that is in progress by renowned rapper Nicki Minaj, seemingly so because CORALREF was a fan of her. However, CORALREF had stopped being a fan of her since she attended a political event relating towards a dead individual known in the current American president's affairs.
Smilee1010
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The 4121
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by the way i replaced all the content of centaura pordier etc... with "retconned" why hasnt it been deleted yet?
for my christmas wishlist i want 4-8 waboba moon balls or an ENTIRE pack of them
CaptainHamdaanAbidYT
Yellow Puma Plus might be Lanakila Mikala
Explanation: This was the joke that exposed Yellow Puma Plus. After this, Yellow Puma Plus is known to be the real Lanakila Mikala.
RealNottingham
NOT TO FEAR, FOR SAMUEL IS HERE!! Discuss/Lana0nyxite's OC Posts
Explanation: A relatively more recent one. This quote would be used by Nottingham when he finds some random OC in trouble through the discussions tab (from roleplay) and was used by former President of Labublox, M.S. Samuel, when he arrives to save the day. It was always accompanied by 'Coming from (area)'. However, following M.S. Samuel's controversial impeachment and questionable actions, Nottingham does not plan to use it anymore.
Only legends will know that this was a changed/duplicate post 🗿🗿
Explanation: Admittedly, Nottingham didn't create this quote, but he tweaked it a bit. This quote is used when Nottingham changes a post he made (like the post where he told Jayoniphone3 to alter the usertab in the Page of Records). He also will alter duplicate posts since he cannot delete them. After this got old, he stopped using it.
NOTIFICATION: Evil dooer is 67 cm near your house.
Explanation: This was a joke reply to a Christmas post involving both AndroidTan and AndroidWolf. Evil dooer, for your information, is a parody account on X/Twitter. AndroidTan (in-character) was quick to point out the brainrot reference, though.
This isn't Samuel. This is spinal tap, where you have to turn the dial up to 11 to hear me.
Explanation: This was a reply to a post by fellow user Jayoniphone3 about the ship between Jayla Lockwood, created by Jayoniphone3, and TanAndroid, created by AndroidTan.
This joke can be irrelevant if you don't know the context. The reply is a reference to the 1984 mockumentary comedy film 'This is Spinal Tap'. In the movie, there is a scene where one of the characters, Nigel Tufnel, has a custom-made amplifier that has volume knobs that go up to eleven, stating that it's more louder than most other amplifiers.
(HTC phone rings)
TIME TO WAKE UP BROSKIEVS!!!
Explanation: This is an AndroidPhone joke. If you don't know what that means, it's the name of the ship between Jayoniphone3 and TanAndroid. HTC phones and Android are like peanut butter and jelly. The HTC Dream was the first phone to run Google's Android operating system.
ME ME ME ME ME!! DIS IS YUR ANGKOR MISTA. CHI KENJAKI!!
Explanation: A meme based on 'Chicken Jockey'. This anchor will be canon, though.
Damn, better get the Paris so that you can mime your way into the café and eat le croissant and le hors d'ouevres and go to the Cannes Film Festival to watch the uncanny valley. Also, new features? You mean a new feature that allows us to get normal chat in Roblox again?
Explanation: Random shitpost as a reply to one of Yellow Puma Plus's replies to Nottingham's newest hypertranslate post.
Old McNottingham had an aura farm, S-I-G-M-A And on his farm he had some rizzlers, S-I-G-M-A With a mew mew here and a mog mog there Here a phonk, there a rizz, everywhere a mew mog Old McNottingham had an aura farm, S-I-G-M-A!
Explanation: A parody of the classic nursery rhyme, Old McDonald Had a Farm. A reply to the June results of the Sugmometer, as Nottingham managed to earn three consecutive wins, and he made the joke because his rank is an 'Aura Farmer'.
ItzLarperH3r3
wheres the m&p-15 with the eotech express, the peq-15 laser and flashlight combo, and the horizontal grip though?
Explanation: This was a joke about one of Lana0nyxite's "Corruption Squad" OC's, [John, the corrupt SWAT member], and speculation of the firearm they used, as no rifle or sidearm was present in the drawing.
♪OHHHHHHH - CHAT RESTRICTIONS!! I DONT WANT ALOT FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEEEED [and iiiiii..] DONT CARE ABOUT THE ROLEPLAYS RUINED BY THE LEAKS OF PERSONAAA♪
Explanation: This was a play on "All I Want for Christmas" based from [supposedly] Roblox's perspective about the Facial Age Estimation update.