The battle of Kyleblox was a military engagement that took place from March 30, 2021 to June 12, 2021 in and around of city of Kyleblox in Brickland, as part of the Great Meme War. Kyleblox, being the second biggest town in the Harris County, and a major target for the memes.
The battle was happening in one of the most heated parts of the war, in the middle of 2021. The siege of Harris was also happening around that time. After the battle, the memes were fully defeated, and gone from the city limits. However, the nearest place that memes still reside, is 40 miles away.
| Battle of Kyleblox | |||||||
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| Part of the Great Meme War | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
| 82th Armored Brigade
Brickland Defense Department
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Memes (including boss meme type) | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
 Mark Bear
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No centralized leadership, highest in meme hierarchy - boss memes | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||
| 16,000 | ∼50,000 memes
164 boss memes | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
| 412-462 troops
26 tanks and cars |
Unknown | ||||||
Background
An unused tank sitting in downtown Kyleblox in summer 2020.
The Brickland Military Base started defending Kyleblox from memes in early 2020, and it remained a safe town until the 2021 deeper escalation. A column of memes appeared from the south, and later they relocated to the west of Kyleblox. The 82th Armored Brigade was called out to go to Kyleblox and Harris, and fierce fighting had broken out in the west suburbs and the village of Andria. The Robloxians did not expect a major meme invasion in Kyleblox.
Events
March
- Fierce fighting in the west of Kyleblox, and village of Andria and Ursa Pillars. (March 30-31)
April
- The memes destroy the city hall of Kyleblox. Memes spread to more surrounding villages. Destroyed by a boss meme. (April 2)
- In the night of April 3, a boss meme defeats 45 Robloxians. (April 3)
- Ursa Pillars railway station destroyed by the boss meme, 3 civilians killed. (April 4)
- Memes try to make an offensive to the north on the Harris road direction. Because of that, the Interblox 167, is swarmed. (April 8)
- Village of Andria becomes more quiet, the Rox News calls it "likely liberated". (April 12)
- The south meme surge has been defeated. (April 23)
- Mayor of Kyleblox Benjamin Spawner, announced that the railway line passing Kyleblox will be rebuilt. (April 29)
- Robloxians demolish a bridge near the Kyleblox train station, for the purpose of memes falling. (April 30)
May
- The village Soho, north of Kyleblox, swarmed by more than some thousand memes. (May 4)
- Major barricade built in the north to avoid memes going from Soho. (May 4)
- Main Kyleblox stadium becomes a minor military base. (May 6)
- Daniel Cupper becomes the new mayor, as Benjamin Spawner resigns. (May 8)
- Bus attacked by a meme at night. (May 12)
- Soho becomes quiet, all memes surprisingly collided because of 2 boss memes. (May 21)
- Kyleblox experiences a 1.6 earthquake because of collision in Soho. (May 21)
- Governor of Brickland visits Kyleblox with the 82th Armored Brigade soldiers. (May 23)
- Chase Armyna (former governor of North Bloxifornia) announced on the news - I hope the best to Kyleblox, Harris, and Brickland! (May 27)
- Train tracks rebuilt in Ursa Pillars, Willna, and Kyleblox (May 31)
June
- Memes defeated in Odeja Forest, 6 km from Kyleblox. (June 3)
- Trains pass Kyleblox at speed. (June 4)
- Benjamin Spawner (previous Kyleblox mayor) sabotages Robloxians, also making posts on social medias. (June 6)
- Benjamin Spawner visits Harris, and was killed by a 16 year old partizan warrior Artemis Marrone. (June 8)
- Benjamin's protection team kills Artemis, they were arrested later in Harris.
- Harris nearly gets attacked, a convoy of Robloxians go through Kyleblox, and many memes from Kyleblox follow it. (June 12)
- Kyleblox becomes quieter, the meme count significantly degraded. (June 13)
- All memes killed. (June 21)