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May 2024
Robloxia to declare war on Coffee-Stained Republic
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000111902
PRESS RELEASE - Robloxia, the country, is currently voting on a war declaration on whether or not they would go to war with Coffee-Stained Republic. It all began with the "coeptus'd'etat" involving the assassination of Coeptus and the peaceful capture of Bloxburg, a key Robloxian city and its soil.
Coffee-Stained Republic has invaded Bloxburg soil and stole it and claimed it as their own. We accuse Coffee-Stained Republic as a war criminal. President David Baszucki
I will coffee stain you if you do not stop claiming ownership of Bloxburg Coffee-Stained Republic president Coeptus II
Experts are predicting that if the war goes as planned, it will most likely immediately escalate to DEFCON 4, then DEFCON 3 within 15 minutes, then DEFCON 2 within 6 hours, then DEFCON 1.
During DEFCON 1, the country of Robloxia will enter a thermonuclear war with the Coffee-Stained Republic. We will begin Operation Baking Soda on the Robloxian carpet today. In the end, Coffee-Stained Republic will be a republic of nothing. Robloxian Armed Forces expert
Meanwhile, counter-protests are developing. "Cease-fire now! Let Coffee-Stained Republic decide before you leap!", decries one counter-protester.
"Bro's repeating Israblox", says another.
The Robloxian government, currently aligned with the Fascist party, argues that the cleansing of the Coffee-Stained Republic will allow them to reclaim the territory that was rightfully theirs until one fateful afternoon day in December 2023.
June 2024
Blorida: Martial law declared
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000112307
On May 31, due to the increasingly frequent and bolder attacks of the Coconut Robloxia Troops guerrillas, a state of emergency was declared.
Despite this, the partisans continued to push forward. Currently, Warren Coolglasses' pro-Coffee-Stained guerrillas control approximately 48% of Blorida's territory. Today, May 14, 2024, a martial law was officially introduced in Blorida and Eastern Robloxia.
September 2024
Company From Catfish Islands Buys Espumpa Cola.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000113974
Espumpa Cola is a drink previously produced by Bloxy Cola Company. Production began in 2020 and ceased within the past few weeks. No longer interested in the drink, Bloxy Cola sold the recipe and production rights to the Nyoobooftsugu company based in Yuzu, Catfish Islands.
"The takeover of Espumpa Cola may be a chance for the city to become richer" mayor of Yuzu Town said.
The new Espumpa Cola factory is scheduled to open in October. The drink's new owner already plans to expand operations to Taiblox, Ro Fiji, Hilo and Rolaska.
January 2025
Breaking News!
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000117856
On January 25th 2025, the Blox Webb Space Telescope has captured the farthest galaxy ever, Carlton Galaxy, which is 44,999,842,000 Light Years away from Roblox (3,142,140,498,214,797,695,888,000 Studs)
With a normal Telescope
With a ⏣1,400,000,000 Observatory
With the Blox Webb Space Telescope (Zoomed in)
February 2025
Breaking news: Wolfpaq, mayor of Brookhaven has resigned
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000118345
The mayor of the city of Brookhaven has stepped down and given leadership to Voldex.
Breaking News: All of the candidates of the Noob Republic election shot to death
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000118749
On 14th of February, a party commenced organized by Micheal Noobers to his own house in Noobwood that invited special guests to come, including the other candidates for the Noob Republic election.
On the same day, an unknown person shot the candidates to death, after the incident of the shootings, Micheal Noobers house was closed off right after a minute of the shootings, the media press silenced any means of the incident, by today the incident was released for the public.
Breaking news: Telamon Islands Special Forces raided SOR headquarters in Kingdom of Oceania.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000118751
On the night of February 15-16, Telamonian special forces conducted a raid on the SOR headquarters in the Kingdom of Oceania. The counter-terrorists obtained the consent of the Kingdom of Oceania government for the action and after interrogating those arrested, both countries will jointly try them for terrorism.
At approximately 2:00 UTC+13 Telamonian counter-terrorists took up positions near the secret SOR headquarters near the town of A'a near Calville. The personnel operating from the headquarters were likely connected to the attempted attacks in the Telamon Islands that had been foiled over the past few months. It is possible that this was the SOR base from which members of the organization organized the operations in Aquaria.
After observing the base at 2:31, armed commandos entered the base. Helicopters landed around the base, from which additional support disembarked. The operation was additionally supported by the Kingdom of Oceania air force. The SOR members began to resist and a shootout ensued. On the Telamonian side, there were 2 wounded, and on the SOR side, 3 killed and 4 wounded. Other members of the organization were arrested. Some tried to escape. The base's arsenal was seized and important documents were secured.
The arrested terrorists have been transferred to various prisons in Telamon Islands and Kingdom of Oceania for interrogation. It is believed that the interrogations are taking place at this very moment.
The DSWN changes it’s flag
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000118875
To reflect on JJW’s ideology, the DSWN changed it’s flag, what is concerning for the Roblox world is a communist symbol that is located in the flag.
According to netizens, the flag change was suspicious and threatening to Democracy, some netizens even said that the NSWN is becoming a dictatorship without any sources.
Breaking news: Telamonian special forces have raided several SOR headquarters.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000118936
On the morning of February 22, Telamon special forces carried out another operation, consisting of taking over several SOR bases in Aquaria and Baoji. Bases in Samoa, Bloxstralia, United Roblox of Indonesia and Ro Philippines were attacked in agreement with local authorities. A total of 2,000 SOR members were arrested, who were automatically charged with belonging to a terrorist organization and terrorism.
Planning the operation was difficult due to the time zones. In Samoa the morning started 7 hours earlier, so this was a complication. Ultimately the plan was to hit the base in Samoa, hit the bases in Bloxstralia and Ro Philippines after 4 hours, and hit the bases in United Roblox of Indonesia after 1 hour. It is possible that the CIA agents sent there after the raid in Kingdom of Oceania on February 16 helped in planning the raids. It is not known what role they played in the operation.
The first raid took place in Samoa. At around 8:30 (UTC+14), special forces took up positions around the base near Ro Apia. They entered 27 minutes later. After a brief gun battle, base personnel were arrested, including those trying to escape. Weapons and documents were secured, and prisoners were transported to Telamon Islands for questioning.
In Bloxstralia, around 7:00 (UTC+8), the SOR base in the desert was surrounded. After 13 minutes, the special forces entered the building, smashing the doors and windows. The SOR members tried to resist, but they were unsuccessful due to the better equipment of the Telamonians. After a while, the more important people from the SOR tried to escape by helicopter, and other unarrested people fled to the bunker. The special forces managed to shoot down the helicopter, which fell to the ground, killing 2 people. The bunker was entered only after an hour, arresting the SOR members who were there.
The raid in Ro Philippines went more smoothly. Local police participated in it. Telamonians and Ro Filipinos took up positions around the base after 7:00 (UTC+8) and entered after 20 minutes. Local SOR members did not resist and were arrested. After questioning by representatives of Telamon Islands, Robloxia and Ro Philippines, they will be transported to the country where they were arrested.
The raid in United Roblox of Indonesia also went smoothly. At 6:30 (UTC+7) positions were taken. After 38 minutes, they entered. Telamonian special forces quickly took control of the situation, prevented escape and access to weapons, and arrested the SOR members, who will be interrogated soon.
In total, 2,018 members of the SOR were arrested and charged with terrorism and membership in a terrorist organization, and some were also charged with illegal possession of weapons and murder, etc. During the raids, 6 members of the SOR were killed and 23 were wounded. The Telamonians did not lose any men, but 7 were wounded.
This operation was proof of the Telamon special forces' ability to stop SOR attacks not only on their own territory. It is possible that the organization will want revenge, but it is hard to say whether they will succeed. It is also possible that the Roblox is heading towards a conflict with the organization.
March 2025
Another section of MetroBus Line 1 and new MetroBus Line 3 opened.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000119808
A new section of MetroBus Line 1 and a completely new Line 3 have just been opened.
LINE 1
Line 1, ending at Alberto Barjau, has been extended by another 6 stops. Here is their list:
Bloxburg:
- Chikorita Boulevard
Santa Catalina:
- Santa Catalina
- Ocean Avenue
Bloxburg:
- Bloxington Palisades
Nectarine City:
- Nectarine City
Santiago:
- Santiago
LINE 3
The newly opened Line 3 runs along the following route:
- With Line 2 on East Ensenada and Ensenada City College stops
- With Lines 1 & 2 on Downtown Bloxburg City and La Brea Palace stops
- With Line 1 on BAX Terminal 2, BAX Terminal 3, Alberto Barjau and Chikorita Boulevard stops
- On new opened West Coeptus Boulevard, Beverlox Hills, Bloxywood and North Bloxywood stops
April 2025
GFAH unit defeated in Laos
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000120300
On April 1, 2025, an AFC employee shot his high-ranking superior, fled to City of Thailand on a motorboat, and made his way to the Laotian jungle. Then he managed to defeat the AFC pursuit.
According to reports, a Furry Task Force unit was recently (April 3) defeated on the Laos-Cambodia border. However, this information was not made public earlier, perhaps the GFAH was trying to cover up the defeat.
The personal data of the fugitive remain unknown.
Also unknown to the public is the reason why the GFAH decided to attack the fugitive AFC employee who, with his attack, worked to the advantage of the GFAH.
Marcus P. Hanley Holds Third Rally in Nectarine City With 5,790 Attendance— the Largest Seen Yet
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000120752
RobloxianTimes 23 April, 2025 ~ Mark DiMino
Republican mayoral candidate Marcus P. Hanley issued a pointed response today to comments made by Dr. Lina Rivers at her recent rally, calling her speech 'a masterclass in revisionist history and empty slogans.'
Dr. Rivers claims to be a centrist, but she parrots the same tired rhetoric that let Bloxburg fall from corporatist mismanagement into full-blown communist takeover under Coeptus II,” Hanley said. “She talks about moving ‘forward,’ but I haven’t seen one policy of hers that wasn’t either recycled from a failed regime or written by out-of-touch think tanks.
Hanley also took issue with Rivers’s remarks about political elites.
It’s ironic hearing someone with tenure, university funding, and deep ties to the very activist networks that hollowed out this city pretend to speak for the working class,” he said. “She talks about ‘luxuries’—she’s been living in one her entire career.
Addressing Rivers’s jab about his military service and alleged 'tank comments,' Hanley didn’t mince words.
I served this country with honor. I protected people like her so she could stand on a stage and mock the very institutions that gave her that right. If she’s going to suggest I’m a threat to our republic, then she’s not just insulting me—she’s insulting every veteran in Bloxburg and even the entire nation.
He also addressed Rivers's comments on military imagery:
She wants to twist my words about tanks into some paranoid fantasy. But let’s be clear—Coeptus II rolled real tanks into this city. And no one stopped him. If she thinks warning about that ever happening again is ‘hate,’ maybe she’s not ready for leadership—she’s ready for denial.
Hanley wrapped up by hammering the Progressive Party’s track record with, “She says she doesn’t stand on the left or the right. That’s cute. But I’ve never seen a centrist call law enforcement ‘overfunded,’ suggest we should ‘reimagine’ public safety, or claim that debating real threats is ‘hate speech.’ She’s a leftist trying to play dress-up as a moderate.” He ended with:
Dr. Rivers says she’s the future. Then let her explain how her party let the past burn not only this city to the ground, but this entire state. I’m not here to play nice. I’m here to rebuild what they broke.
The Hanley campaign confirmed he will attend the upcoming mayoral debate, promising to 'bring facts, not slogans.'
June 2025
Treaty of Massagaf officially splits Bloxartica.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122203
Today, on June 8, 2025, the Treaty of Massagaf was signed in the Bloxjiado parliament building, which established a new division of Bloxartica. It contains the provisions of the Massagaf Conference, which was attended by most of the countries with claims on Bloxartica and representatives of countries wishing to declare independence. After several days of conference, the treaty was finally signed. Celebrations have already begun in Neotopia, and this country, along with Bloxmania Union, Free Bloxartica, and Marie Byrd Land, will soon apply to the United Roblox Countries, where a vote on accepting these countries into the organization is to take place at the end of the month. Below is a map with the new division of Bloxartica:
- Free Bloxartica
- Bloxji Polar County (Bloxjiado)
- Princess Astrid Coast (Ro-Norway)
- UXXR claims
- Neotopia
- Bloxstralian Bloxartic Territory (Bloxstralia)
- Bloxmania Union
- Ross Dependency (Blox Zealand)
- Notus Islands (Telamon Islands)
- Marie Byrd Land
- Peter I Island (Ro-Norway)
- Alexander Island Territory (Bloxile)
- Arctowski Peninsula (Ro-Poland)
- South Railroadsia Islands (disputed)
Bloxburg Evacuation!
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122623
After announcing where the meteorite would fall, Dr. Lina Rivers encouraged evacuations. Upon taking office as mayor on June 22, 2025, she ordered an immediate evacuation. This is one of the largest operations of its kind in Roblox's history, aiming to evacuate dozen million Robloxians from Bloxburg in just a few days. The economy has been practically frozen, the streets are emptying, and residents are leaving en masse or securing their belongings. Despite this, a large number of Robloxians remain in the city, hoping to wait out the disaster. The operation is still ongoing. One of the largest temporary settlements for displaced people has been established in and around Santa Cruz de Los Pumas, with a capacity of over 100,000 Robloxians, more than the city itself. The main places where evacuated residents are taking shelter are neighboring states, as well as other cities in the Bloxburg Valley. It is planned that up to almost 2,000,000 Robloxians may come to Silverton. In terms of logistics, this is a very difficult operation to organize, which the government was not able to properly organize, so the initiative was taken by individual cities, organizations, companies and even individual persons. By June 28, as many residents of Bloxburg as possible are to be displaced. John Puma personally went to the site to take part in the evacuation. Large vehicles are temporarily confiscated throughout Bloxburg Valley in order to transport residents. Other means of transport are trains or air vehicles.
BLOXBURG VALLEY STATE ROUTE 99 PROMOTED TO INTERBLOX 9
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122631
This frees Bloxburg Valley State Route 99 from the system, and it will be used in Brookhaven. This decision is widely praised, but it was criticized due to this decision being made during a natural disaster... The Robloxian government has been criticized for doing this boondoggle when all the money spent should be used to intercept the asteroid using RASA's DART.
Save Bloxburg!
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122640
Save Bloxburg! is an independent organization founded on June 18, 2025 to fund and organize part of the evacuation of Bloxburg. It is one of the main organizers of the resettlement, which is being carried out by road, rail, air, and water (mainly to Bloxington Island). It has many members and volunteers who also work in other parts of Robloxia to collect donations. The sole goal of the organization is to save as many lives as possible, although it is possible that after the meteorite falls, it will also collect donations to fund the reconstruction of the city. John Puma, who is in Bloxburg, is considering joining the organization as a volunteer.
The estimated number of deaths is around 2,000.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122767
According to Greater Bloxburg City data collected over the past 45 minutes, the death toll from the 2018 SR impact in Bloxburg may be around 2,000. There were around 15,000 Robloxians in the Bloxburg metropolitan area at the time of the impact, with the last of the authorities leaving the city an hour before the impact, and Dr. Lina Rivers, John Puma, and the last of the volunteers leaving the city around 10 minutes before the impact. At the time, RASA specialists were observing the meteorite impact from the hills near the city.
Dr. Lina Rivers's speech regarding the meteor impact.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122770
Today, June 28, 2025 at approximately 10:00 AM local time, a meteorite known as 2018 SR hit Bloxburg, killing approximately 2,000 robloxians and destroying much of the city. Dr. Lina Rivers, who led the evacuation effort and was in the city until the last moment, gave a speech about the situation a moment ago:
Citizens of Bloxburg. Today a meteorite destroyed our beautiful city, killing 2,000 robloxians. I would like to express my sympathy and condolences to the families of the deceased. What happened today will forever be remembered and the memory of the deceased will live on. I would also like to thank everyone who helped and organized the evacuation - Save Bloxburg! and many smaller and other cities in the Greater Bloxburg Valley for coordinating, and many cities and states that decided to lend residents a temporary roof over their heads despite the lack of organization on the government's part. I also want to thank you, most of all. For being able to act in such a cohesive way and instead of waiting for the meteorite, together we saved a large part of Bloxburg. Our city survived this ordeal and will continue to move strongly into the future. Thanks again to everyone. May Bloxburg remain strong and united forever!
July 2025
Missing Cat Found After Five Days in Oakton
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122984
A gray tabby cat named Whisker, missing since June 28, was safely recovered Thursday evening by a local resident of Oakton. The cat, belonging to the Murray family, was found hiding beneath a neighbor's garden shed after being spotted by a passerby. The discovery ended a five-day search that had drawn attention from several neighbors and community groups.
Owner Felicity Murray expressed relief at the safe return of her pet. "We're so grateful to everyone who helped look for Whisker. He's a bit shaken but doing fine now", she told reporters. Local animal services reminded residents to check garages, basements and sheds for missing pets, particularly during severe weather or evacuation periods, when animals are more likely to hide.
Prestonia government to look for new President.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000124027
Experts say that Prestonia has returned to Robloxian control.
August 2025
Breaking news: Vista Union's coup leader and president, Aiden Manakla fully removed
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000124461
On August 10, 2025, Aiden Manakla was fully removed by the former national force (supported by Telamon Islands). As result, the civil war officially ended. Bryan Miller will temporaily be the acting until the next election. Aiden Manakla is currently suspected to be in Luobu.
John Puma joins the Free Schlep Movement fight.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000124525
Progressive Party Chairman and Bloxburg Valley Representative John Puma officially declared his support for Schlepington and participated in protests against his deportation in Robloxia City. He commented on the situation:
Lately, it is clear the government is radicalizing. For some reason, they tolerate the ideas of Corporatists, and that's why this situation has arisen. I am ashamed of the government for behaving this way. Schlepington should be rewarded, not deported. You could just as easily deport me or everyone standing here; there is no real difference. A good Robloxian was punished for preventing predators from committing violence. I am embarrassed by the more radical Republicans, but by the Corporatists... I believe David Baszucki should be prosecuted for everything he did during his term. This should not happen in a country like Robloxia. And yet, this is exactly what has been happening for 20 years thanks to David Baszucki. If necessary, I will fight for Schlepington's return. For now, I have only one thing to say: #FreeSchlep.
The Progressive Party announces the start of their campaign for the Congressional Election.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000125156
The Progressive Party, which has become one of the main political parties in Robloxia in recent months, has officially announced the launch of the Congressional Election campaign, which will take place in November of this year. The elections will elect members of the House of Representatives for the next two years and members of the Senate for the next six years. Progressive Party Chairman John Puma spoke in Bloxburg:
For the past year, both our party and our voters have fought for a good, fair, and liberal Robloxia. We've achieved a lot, but we must move on. We must take another step forward. If you believe that Robloxia should be better, if you believe that idiocracy should end and that we should finally have competent governments, then the Progressive Party is the right choice. I appeal to voters old and new. To those who have been with us from the beginning, to those who joined recently, and to those who are not yet our voters. Together, we can change Robloxia. For a better tomorrow.
September 2025
Mabutu Kazonda, the missing De-Jure president of Zalimba found dead.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000125960
Mabutu Kazonda (1969 - lastly seen in 2018) was a politician, former lawyer and the president of Zalimba from 2008 after the assassination of Stuart Hashuba to August 2nd 2018 when he disappeared.
Mabutu's dead corpse was found nearly fully decomposed (he was missing for 7+ years) with remainings of his suit. His corpse was found in a rural village far away from Dangwa, the capital city where he was supposed to be.
The cause of death is unknown but the government blamed the People's Movement of Zalimba, the rebellious opposition of the Zalimban civil war as his disappearance occured during that crisis.
The new president will be the head of state and de-facto president, Simplice Zakanawi (Born in 1976)
October 2025
Mayor of Duckhaven arrested and exiled from Robloxia
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/wiki/RobloxianTimes.news?oldid=142762
28 October 2025
On the 27 of October, 2025, mayor of Duckhaven, Wairangi, was exiled from Robloxia for 5 years and 2 days by chikorita152e because of plagiarism. Many people also called him silly or goofy ahh mayor. Wairangi's rule was incompetent, but it satisfied the residents.
The county's leaders were divided into Wairangist (Loyalist) faction, seeking Wairangi's release, and Federalist faction, supporting the federal government.
I hereby inform you of the illegal arrest of our mayor by the government. I call on the residents of Duckhaven, and perhaps all of Duck County, to unite and attempt to free the mayor.Silly Cat, one of the Wairangist leaders
Tensions are rising in the town.
-Andrew Reiner
Duckhaven residents try to make their mayor return from the exile.
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000127139
On October 27, 2025, mayor of Duckhaven, Wairangi, was exiled from Robloxia for 5 years and 2 days by chikorita152e because of plagiarism. Many people also called him silly or goofy ahh mayor.
However, some Duckhaven residents wants him back. Group of them launched yesterday a special petition to make special calendar in Duck County, what would change 2025 to 2030 there. Residents believe, that it will make their mayor return from the exile supposed to last until 2030. The petition has so far been signed by 978 people (30% of the town population).
November 2025
Source: https://robloxcities.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000127150
Just now, the Railroadsian Goverment revealed a small population of Guests living off-grid in the Railroadsian mountains. The estimated population is 192, and had been living there since 1901. Most of the residents moved there after the 2017 genocide, and many of the original population had left for Crossroadsia.
Railroadsia swore to protect this ethnic group and even designated a small 2 square bloxile (0.5 kilo-stud or 2 miles) reservation for them in their territory, meaning only they can settle there and it may not be disturbed. Residents are reportedly celebrating this news, however, some residents said they hated the news.