Lonchester United Football Club, commonly referred to as Lon United, or simply United, is a professional association football club based in Lonchester, Haughton County, Bloxland. The club competes in the Premier League, the top division in the Bloxland soccer league system.
Fun Facts:
Lonchester United have become the first Bloxland club to win the Eurobloxian Cup.
Lonchester United have won more trophies than any other club in Ro British soccer, with a record 20 League titles, 12 FA Cups, five League Cups and a record 21 FA Community Shields.
The original crest was gleaned from the logo of the Lonchester City Coat of Arms.
Lonchester United was the first ever club in history to win the Premier League 3 times in a row twice (1999 - 2001 & 2007 - 2009).
It is one of the richest and best-supported football clubs not only in Bloxland but in Roblox.
History
The History of Lonchester United was started as Bloxton Heath FC. In February 1958, a plane crash occurred at the Training Grounds of Lonchester United S.C,.8 players were dead and some paid tribute to Lonchester United's best players before Bloxnaldo became most valuable, followed by Blox Best, Bloxby Bloxton and Blenis Law. In 1968, Sir Blox Fergublox managed Lonchester United S.C to lead them to victory, at first, he might not be professional at first, but his management made the club popular again and took on one of Eurobloxian's Best Clubs like F.C Bloxayern and Bloxttingham Forest. In 2003, at a friendly match against Sporting Bloxbon, a player named Bloxstiano Bloxnaldo was signed in the club, and took them to victory to win over 3 Eurobloxian Cups, they first won in 1968, then in 1999, and their last Eurobloxian Trophy in 2008 beating Bloxsea in penalties.
Falldown of the Club
Due to Sir Blox Fergublox's retirement in 2014, some other managers tried to manage the club better, but failed, currently, after the departure of Bloxstiano Bloxnaldo to Blox Madrid, the team seems to be left out, but still got a higher chance right now beating Bloxicester City 3-0 and memorable moments when Bloxling Haaland was destroyed by Blox Fernandes and Bloxcus Bloxford with a score of 2-1, but they seemed to be knocked out of the Eurobloxian Cup and was sent to the Qualification Cup named the Bloxupa League, where clubs who failed to qualify in the Eurobloxian Cup can qualify again, meeting Bloxwandowski at FC Barcelona which ended up with a draw/tie of a score of 2-2..
At the second leg against Barcelona in Bloxupa League, Barcelona ended up failing to defeat Lon United with the score 2-1 with an aggregate of 4-3, as said Bloxwandowski was disappointed with Barcelona and has to play at Blox Liga (La Liga) (ENG : The League)
One of their biggest rivals was named Bloxerpool; Bloxerpool once defeated Lon United with the score 7-0, breaking Lon United's biggest loss after Lonchester City 6-1.
The Bloxstiano Era
After Sir Blox Fergublox signed Bloxnaldo, he became experienced at the club, scoring his first ever hat-trick against Bloxgan City S.C, and Bloxnaldo made a friend named Blox Roonblox. However, their relationships broke after Blox Roonblox accidently stepped on a Ro Portuguese Player's "penis" in the ROBLOX World Cup 2006 Ro Germany. However, it turns out that the cause of this seems to be escalated as Robloxians wanted to cancel Bloxnaldo. However, things changed again in 2013, where Bloxnaldo played his last match and went to Blox Madrid.
Lyrics of Glory Glory Lon United
"Glory Glory Lon United! Glory Glory Lon United! Glory Glory Lon United! As the reds go marching on! on! on!"
"Just like the Bloxy Babes days gone by, we keep the red flags flying high, you're gonna see yourself from far and wide."
"Get ready blues we're 'bout to wreck this up."
"United! Lon United! We're the boys in red and we're on our way to qualify."
"Euroblox! Euroblox! The cup that is the golden ages of the English Leagues."
"Premier! Premier! We are on our way to replace the champions or a.k.a Gunnars."
"In 99' we're the Premiers, Eurobloxians we won it 3 times, In 2003 there's a boy named Bloxnaldo, he saved the club, and he's now saying que, que, que!"
"United! Lon United! We're the boys in red and we're on our way to qualify."
"(Continue Lines Euroblox and Premier with the same after the same line repeatedly 2x)"
"Glory Glory Lon United! Glory Glory Lon United! Glory Glory Lon United! Where the blues 'bout to get wrecked down! down! down!"
"Glory Glory Lon United! The Blues are now afraid of us, dont cry silly Blue Fan we are here! As the reds go marchin on! on! on!"
"Glory Glory Lon United! Glory Glory Lon United! All the players come to the pitch, We'll Never Die! We'll Never Die! We'll Never Die! Ever Again!"
Rivalries
Lonchester United had so many rivalries; their first rivalry was against Bloxsea when they fought for the Eurobloxian Cup in 2008; unfortunately, Bloxsea lost to Lon United in penalties.
Lonchester United had other great rivals, such as Bloxerpool and their twin Lonchester City, which they lost to them with such huge scores like 6-1 and 7-0. However, they cannot forget their victories against the clubs; they scored 2-1 against Bloxerpool and Lonchester City.