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Lobu Zhang is a Luobouese (formerly Robloxian) dictator that founded the People's Republic of Luobu. He became dictator since 1936 when he was 31 years old. Lobu Zhang is criticized in capitalist countries due to controversies and events that have killed millions of Robloxians being all connected to one guy. This guy. He is known to be the deadliest dictator in Luobu, with 31,000,000 deaths all attributed to his policies.

Events and Controversies Caused by Lobu Zhang

First Luobese Civil War

In 1933, the Republic of Luobu has been split from the North and South. To the north, Lobu Zhang ruled with communism. To the south, some Robloxian ruled with capitalism. Lobu Zhang then declared war on Southern Republic of Luobu, leading to 12,000,000 deaths on both sides. Eventually, Lobu Zhang was able to push the Southern Republic of Luobu to the point where it does not exist in the mainland and was exiled to an island named Luobese Island, where they set up a government known as Republic of Luobu.

The Great Luobuese Leap Forward

In 1945, the People's Republic of Luobu has started to focus on its economy and its agricultural and commercial aspects. As unemployment rates soared, he forced them to decrease by enslaving 20 million Luobese. This effectively wiped out the gains on the unemployment rate. Eventually, a new job is born: Exterminating insects. One pollinator arrived to People's Republic of Luobu and started to hover on agriculture. When Lobu Zhang was contacted about this pollinator, he said it is "one of those insects I really despise". He hired insect exterminators to exterminate the insects, believing that life without those insects would "increase [the country's] crop yields". However, he was proven wrong when the insects turned out to be pollinators according to one government-hired scientist. In the end, the country's crop yields diminished considerably, placing People's Republic of Luobu in great famine until the pollinators returned. This time, Lobu Zhang let them stay, and crop yields recovered.

The Tianblox Square Massacre

On September 1, 1983, during the Tianblox Square Massacre, Lobu Zhang was walking in Tianblox Square, trying to find why would people massacre the government's Robloxians when all of a sudden a military remote-controlled tank with a built-in camera was driving along a city road Lobu Zhang just walked in the Tianblox Square at the speed of 11 studs per second (6.89 miles per hour). The tank, remotely controlled by 1 Robloxian and had their cannon initially in the upright position pointing towards the positive z-axis, suddenly rotated. As the other, the rotating end of the cannon pointed directly towards him, the Robloxian in remote control clicked on the built-in mouse in the remote control, causing a explosive cannonball to be fired. As its really black plastic surface touched his white plastic body parts, an explosion formed as white plastic and black plastic annihilated each other like an electron and a positron; yin and yang, even. The explosion with its large blast radius and blast pressure severed his joints, separating the arms and legs from the rest of the Robloxian body and reverting him back to his essential body parts: his head and his torso. Unable to run, let even walk, he was so shocked that his heart was unable to describe the emotion, so it failed. Therefore, he said his last words in front of authorities that surrounded his remaining body parts, "Authorities, take the person who shot me with the tank into an education center and continue where I left off. And let this be a lesson to the future of our country: Nothing important happened in this day. Thank you.". As the second explosive cannonball, with the same old really black plastic surface touching the same old white plastic body parts, steadily approached and collided with him, a second explosion occurred, severing the last joint between his two remaining body parts and killed him. Ectoplasm was confused, and Lobu Zhang never respawned that day.