History of the state of Bloxifornia

This is a surface level history of the state of Bloxifornia.

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-450,000,000 CE

Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from a series of volcanic eruptions in the Bloxican Peninsula.

2975 BCE

Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from Mt.Blox.

1200's

  • “Despacito spiders” settle in the region.

1430's

  • The despacito spiders start forming a civilization.

1756

  • Spanish missions are commissioned in the river valley.

1759

  • Spanish settlers establish Blox Angeles on the coast.

1763

  • Spain withdraws from the river valley region, due to a lack of gold, organized civilization, and the Seven Years War. Though many chose to stay in the settlements.

1764

  • Spanish criminals, escaped slaves and convicts flood into the river valley seeking freedom from Spanish rule following their departure.

1770

  • First recorded contact between man and despacitian spider.

1776

  • Myrtleblox is founded.

1786

  • The river valley is explored by American explorer Erik Cassel, which later passed away due to cancer in 1792.

1792

  • American explorer Erik Cassel passes away of cancer. The state of Bloxifornia, along with other states in Robloxia, make substantial contributions to cancer research and thank citizens for respecting and supporting Erik Cassel.

1793

  • The first time the river valley is dubbed the “Roblox” River Valley.

1805

  • The Robloxia Territory is founded, named after the river valley. For the first few years of its existence, it lay unclaimed.

1815

  • The Robloxia Territory is claimed by the United States.

1824

  • Bloxburg is founded by Mayor Coeptus, which eventually became a massively populated city.

1827

  • Due to the region’s abundant natural resources, several “boom” tycoons are set up near the Roblox River.

1835

  • Fighting arises between the despacitian natives and new coming settlers.
  • The formation of non-government militias occurs in response to the fighting, later becoming “warclans”.

1839

  • Supreme Court Justice Baszucki, and Robloxia native, settled a border dispute between the Minecraftia Territory and Robloxia Territory.

1846

  • The Robloxia Territory is admitted as the state of “Bloxifornia” as a free state.
  • Bloxburg was established as the original state capital.

1851

  • Brookhaven is founded by Mayor Wolfpaq.
  • Mayor Wolfpaq elects Aidanleewolf to be his vice mayor.

1861

  • Pro-Confederate Minecraftian militias invade and occupy the badlands.

1865

  • Minecraftia is forced to cede most of the badlands back to Bloxifornia. Though some land stays on the Minecraftian side of the border, later becoming Super Flat County.

1871

  • Fears of being replaced by the state guard lead to warclans rising up across the state against the government.

1872

  • State Authorities declare war against the illegal militias, starting the first “RoWars”.

1879

  • Bloxville is founded by Mayor Uluis.
  • The RoScale Railway was established and would become the primary railroad for the state.

1880

  • Bloxville became one of the most populated towns in the entire nation.

1881

  • Robloxity is founded by Mayor 1dev2's successor, 1dev3.

1882

  • June: Robloxity is closed to the public due to the town becoming "broken".
  • July: Robloxity was reopened to the public after one month of fixing, and later returned back to the most popular town list.
  • August: Robloxity experiences the first terrorist attack.
  • December: Robloxity experiences the second terrorist attack.

1883

  • March: Robloxity is upgraded.

1886

  • Unknown Date: Robloxity was closed down by the federal government by tourism as the government noticed massive hate crime.

1888

  • Unknown Date: Robloxity was reopened by the federal government by tourism as inspection of the new town revealed enforcement of hate crime laws.

1888

  • War breaks out between the warclans. The “War of the Rap” caused chaos in the state, Blox Angeles was temporarily abandoned by the government.
  • Federal troops were called to put down the fighting.

1890

  • Bloxville is turned to a ghost town after reports that the town was "broken" and the mayor retired.

1894

  • Bloxifornia adopts its flag. The flag is the state emblem with a vertical red stripe with the words “Roblox”. The state emblem represents the state and the red stripes represents the Roblox river.

1903

  • The book “Legends of Builderman” becomes a local sensation in the region, and would later spur on a religion surrounding the pop culture icon.

1906

  • “Bloxy-Cola” is established as a local knock off drink of “Coca-Cola”.
  • The Roblox Exchange (RoblEX), in Bloxburg, was set up as a local stock exchange.

1912

  • Bloxifornia’s capital was moved from Bloxburg to Brookhaven. The reason why is highly disputed.

1917

  • The United States enters the Great War. A military camp is set up in Mad City, Bloxifornia.

1921

  • Bloxifornian representatives pass Prohibition laws.

1922

  • Prohibition took effect in Bloxifornia.

1929

  • Shortly after the Wall Street crash, RoblEX stocks plummeted in value.

1933

  • The Former Bloxifornian Governor, Governor Dickbutt (who?), ends Prohibition in the state.

1935

  • Major internal fighting breaks out between warclan coalition. The “United Superclan Federation” battled the “Pact of Titans” for control over the state government. In the end the USF won, leading to the coalitions leaders holding a monopoly over the state government.
  • The Former Bloxifornian Governor Dickbutt (who?) is ousted from office.

1938

  • Drake Sword becomes a mainstream celebrity, starring in thrillers. He is seen as the man who kicked off Bloxifornia’s obsessive “celebrity culture”.

1939

1941

  • In response to Pearl Harbor, the Bloxifornian government introduced the “Robuck” or “Robux”. This was so there would be no economic value in the currency if invaded by the Japanese.

1940’s

  • Due to World War II, Bloxifornia underwent massive urbanization causing an influx in the population.

1945

  • The military camp in Mad City is turned into an official base.

1946

  • Several minor routes throughout the state were reorganized into State Highway 999 for the state’s centennial.

1953

  • Robux were fully withdrawn from the state economy.
  • Bloxzilla is awakened by nuclear bombs and destroys the capital, deaths of 180,000.

1955

  • Bloxzilla attacks again, destroying a giant porcupine in Seaboard City.

1956

  • As a part of the Interblox Highway Act, Interblox 6 was built through the state.

1961

  • As a part of the civil rights movement, despacito spiders are given the right to vote.

1962

  • As a part of the civil rights movement, despacito spiders are given the right to vote.

1964

  • The Bloxifornia State government took the Minecraftia State government to the Supreme Court over the ownership of the “2b2t archipelago”.

1969

  • The lawsuit ended with ownership over the “2b2t archipelago” staying under Minecraftia jurisdiction.

1976

  • Meeptown is founded by an organization of tycoon “blowups”.

1981

  • Crest Tower completed construction, becoming the tallest tower in Bloxifornia.
  • The last despacito spider was encountered in Greenville, Bloxifornia.

1985

  • In a controversial move, the Go Loco Railroad Company purchases the RoScale Railway.

1992

  • Following the 1992 Los Santos and Los Angeles Riots, major riots break out across Bloxifornia and Calisota.
  • During the riots, a prison in Stormburg, Bloxifornia suffered a major prison break.

1994

  • As a celebration for the flag’s centennial, the flag was redesigned. The red was made darker, and the word “Roblox” was removed from the vertical stripe.

2001

  • Meeptown is renamed to Meep City.

2002

  • Meep City's CONTENT offense rates skyrocket, causing criticism to grow in the city.

2004

2005

  • Meep City was briefly terrorized by terrorists.

2006

2008

  • The Great Recession strikes Bloxifornia. Bloxifornia is one of the few places in the country that never truly recovered.
  • September 27: Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from a Titan Volcano Eruption.

2010

  • October 5: Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from a Titan Volcano Eruption.

2012

  • Major natural disasters strike the Bloxifornian coast. Some believe the strange weather patterns are connected to the Kaiju attack in the Kanto Region that occurred earlier that year. Though there is no substantial evidence connecting the two events.
  • March 5: A magnitude 6.1 earthquake strikes Bloxifornia, which caused major damage to farms and small towns across the state.
  • March 19: A magnitude 9.8 earthquake strikes Bloxifornia. This is the 2012 Robloxian Earthquake.
  • April 24: Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from a Titan Volcano Eruption.

2015

  • December 12: Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from a Titan Volcano Eruption.

2018

  • November 21: Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from a Titan Volcano Eruption.

2020

  • Bloxifornia is ravaged by the T-virus.
  • nickman06 is elected governor of Bloxifornia.

2021

  • March 31: Bloxy Kong, another monster developed by nuclear bombs, fights with Bloxzilla. Bloxy Doge comes and bonks the two monsters with a massive baseball bat, forcing them to surrender and saving the day. A photograph would be photographed that would later become a popular Roblox meme.
  • June 11: Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from a Titan Volcano Eruption.
  • Predictions:
  • October 1: nickman06 moves his administration to the Site Director's office of Site-11, where he decides to relocate Robloxians and pets to one designated area of Site-11.
  • December 21: A blizzard strikes Bloxifornia, causing the entire state's street poles to be iced and icicles to form on rooftops. The blizzard would become the deadliest disaster in the last decade.

2022

  • January: Bloxifornian scientists and meteorologists confirm that the Bloxifornian Blizzard of 2021 would eventually lead to a super-storm caused ice age. This was the case. This is the Robloxian Ice Age.
  • February: Global warming in Bloxifornia, as well as other places in the Roblox world, abruptly halts.
  • March: The Bloxifornia Current in Bloxifornia suddenly halts. Bloxifornia suddenly develops a climate similarly seen in real-life North Carolina.
  • December: Bloxifornian scientists and meteorologists are heavily fixated at watching the two polar regions in the planet.

2023

  • January 1: The last major cases of T-virus are eradicated from Bloxifornia.
  • January 15: Scientists and meteorologists in Bloxifornia confirm that superstorms have formed on both poles of the planet. Temperatures in Bloxifornia are 45 degrees Fahrenheit below normal at this point.
  • January 24: Bloxifornians, as well as the rest of the Robloxians, evacuate southward to an equatorial region.
  • January 26: One superstorm hits Bloxifornia.
  • January 27: Northern Bloxifornia is the first area to get frozen by the superstorm.
  • February 5: Baja Bloxifornia is the last area to get frozen by the superstorm.
  • All of Bloxifornia at after this year until 4414 was covered by ice and snow.

2027

  • January 1: The Bloxifornia State government sent aid to the state of San Andreas after a Kaiju attack at San Fierro. This action was met with backlash, as the treasury didn’t have the resources to fund the recovery aid.
  • January 2: The Bloxifornia State government embassy in the equator promised to send aid to the entire state of Bloxifornia every four years.

2030

Bloxifornia suffers from air pollution due to sulfur dioxide and volcanic aerosol from Mt.Blox.

2160

  • Temperatures in Bloxifornia were 100 degrees below normal. Population back at Bloxifornia had already shrunk 70%.

2957

  • Bloxifornia is at the brink of being uncivilized.

3778

  • Bloxifornia is now a ghost state after reports that the last citizen died. Temperatures in Bloxifornia bottom out at 160 degrees below normal.

4414

  • The ice age in Bloxifornia ends, revealing many new lakes formed by melting ice and snow. The successors of the two remaining Robloxians settle in the newly created region. One of them was elected to be the Governor of Bloxifornia, and renames Bloxifornia to Neo Bloxifornia.