A Toy Version of Gude
Gude (Ovum Gude) and (ガイド) in Neo-Japanese culture are aliens that are part egg. They look like yellow stuffed animals. They always like to say “Gude-Gude” a lot. Once they are eaten with soy sauce, they feed out the nutrients in the host’s bodies. After eating up all the nutrients, it starts hijacking the host, hoping to turn them into a Gude (eaten without soy sauce, it will still do this, but at a much decelerated pace) The king lost its mother in a war with other aliens. The alien also looks like an anthropomorphized egg yolk that has been described as lazy and sad outside. The other aliens are presumed to be Bananya, mysterious creatures that very strongly resemble cats in banana skins.
Gude can only be seen or heard by robloxians who are feeling listless. Soy sauce is its favorite food and is one of the few things that can make it motivated.
Bloxflix has made a documentary called Gude: An Eggcellent Adventure.
History:
A computer running Radar Desktop, an exclusive software that was only distributed to army bases in Roblox.
The UFO, presumably housing the Gudes, was first discovered in 2013 by a secret Bloxartic base, where it was spotted on a user using Radar Desktop for Rodows 95. Everything was unknown but a recording of the last known sound it made and its shape. The shape looked like a blue jellyfish. There were voices saying “Gude-Gude” 7 times. Two days later, three UFOs were hovering above Rosaka not on their disguises, but as flying saucers with Gudetama's face on it. They landed a few minutes later. Someone was recording a video of the landing with his friend. When the hatch opened, Gudes came out of the UFOs. The guy who recorded the video of the UFOs landing saw them as eggs so he ate one with soy sauce. That proved to be a grave mistake, as his nutrients were sucked up and he began metamorphosing into a Gude. His friend was then attacked by the newly born Gude. Apparently the gudes came to Roblox after Gudetama was made by Ro-Sanrio. The gudes wanted revenge because what Ro-Sanrio did was racist to their kind according to a gude being translated by scientists.
Documentary:
What is a Gude?
The documentary describes a Gude who has to go on a lethargic and empathetic trip to find its parents, while encountering predators such as Bananya and robloxians, the latter of which are willing to put them into plates. Gudetama is described by the narrator as lazy at first, before using more positive words to describe the Gude and eventually describes the Gude as a hero at the end of the documentary.
The same image, but with the user circling on a UFO detected by the software, revealing that the UFO was in fact a UFO at all. From this, the user concluded that the UFOs housing Gude were able to disguise themselves as blue jellyfish. They then took off their disguise.
The documentary was released on December 13, 2022 by Bloxflix and is rated G for everyone. The documentary is short and loaded with jokes. RMDB rated the documentary 7.5/10.
Fun Facts
In Anna Hottenmeyer's Show, Gude was a minor character since 2020 but was removed in RBC TV as viewers criticized its laziness contrasting with the other minor characters.
In the Robloxian universe, this species has been banished to the cringe universe due to evaluators finding out that it was actual cringe and ruined the encyclopedic nature of the articles it invaded.