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Lisaism, also known as Cult of Lisa Gaming Robloxia or Lisa Gaming Gang, is a horrifying cult, religion, and Robloxia-wide gang that was criticized in the past for having its main purpose being to attract rage and encourage robloxians to rage. Notorious in the past for having for an incredible detest for Mrflimflam, they have calmed down, though one denomination had rapidly escalated their fury.
Articles of Faith:
The Lisaist creed requires belief in the article of gods and goddesses.
Gods and Goddesses:
As Lisaism is a monotheistic religion, Lisaists have ascribed the reformer as a goddess when it was reformed on December 22, 2020. The reformer is described as skinny and rich by Lisaists.
Acts of Worship:
Terrorist Attack
Terrorist attacks were an action one used to do to worship Lisa Gaming.
Arsonist Attack
Arsonist attacks were an action one could do to worship Lisa Gaming.
Demolition
Demolitions were an action one could do to worship Lisa Gaming.
Soul Stealing:
Soul stealing is an act of worship that acts as a declaration of faith of the religion. Non-Lisaists wishing to convert to Lisaism are required to have their soul stolen in front of witnesses, including the president and priest of the church of Lisaism. While their soul is being taken, they are instructed to not move their body. Only Lisa Gaming has the authority to take souls, and after a soul is taken, Lisa Gaming would usually say a expanded statement similar to "This belongs to me now-" After the soul is stolen in front of witnesses, it is believed that Lisa Gaming would make the non-Lisaist's wishes come true. When a president and priest of Lisaism is told to describe what happened and why, they would usually describe that the non-Lisaist's soul belongs to Lisaism now and would say that the non-Lisaist's wishes came true.
History:
Pre-Reformative Era
Prior to December 22, 2020, Lisaism would primarily consist of arsonist attacks and terrorist attacks against the federal government of Robloxia and the city government of Livetopia. In 2017, Lisaists were arrested en masse for inciting an terrorist attack in Robloxity multiple times, though it was later revealed that the cult was not entirely culpable, but mostly responsible for those terrorist attacks, with the religion proven innocent for a few terrorist attacks in Robloxity in between 2014 and 2017. They used to express their hatred for Mrfilmflam, even to the point where they wished Mrfilmflam to be deported due to his incidents where he bullied a six-year-old citizen in the country, and argued slenders were not garbage.
Reformative Era (2020-2021)
On December 22, 2020, Lisa Gaming would reform the entire gang. Most acts of worship were removed in lieu of a simple act of worship, which was only described internally as stealing souls.
First Recruitment:
After the cult was reformed, Lisaism would recruit its first notable member on December 25, 2020, namely Big Mac Syd (also known as sydesire), who was crying and biting into a cheeseburger, eating it, while saying she hated her life. She would then wish to be skinny and rich like Lisa Gaming. She would do anything to lose weight but she cannot. She was celebrating Christmas alone because her mother was ashamed of her. Later, Big Mac Syd's doorbell was rung by a Lisaist believer named lillyadorexo.
Big Mac Syd struggled while holding the stair railing of her staircase and opened the door. Big Mac Syd wondered who was lillyadorexo. lillyadorexo said that she had came here to change Big Mac Syd's life. When asked how by a inquisitive Big Mac Syd, lillyadorexo said her goddess Lisa Gaming felt some bad energy coming from Big Mac Syd, so Lisa Gaming sent lillyadorexo to help Big Mac Syd. When Big Mac Syd wondered who is Lisa Gaming, claiming to never have heard of Lisa Gaming, lillyadorexo said Lisa Gaming is the god of the religion. Big Mac Syd wondered if this is a prank, but lillyadorexo said it was not a prank and called Big Mac Syd out for disrespecting her religion, before giving Big Mac Syd a card in case Big Mac Syd wants to join Lisaism. Big Mac Syd later said she will think about it.
Later, Big Mac Syd decided to sign up and join the gang, thinking it might motivate her to be successful. Big Mac Syd later found out there was a meetup on December 26, 2020, but feared that the cult might judge her.
On December 26, 2020, Big Mac Syd decided to give it a shot. Later, Lisaism had its first meetup since its reformation on December 22, 2020. Big Mac Syd then entered the church, where Big Mac Syd saw Tanya, who had awaited Big Mac Syd. Big Mac Syd asked who was Tanya, to which Tanya said she was the president and priest of the church of Lisaism. When asked why did Tanya want Big Mac Syd, Tanya said the goddess tells Lisaists what robloxian to pick and then the goddess will help that robloxian. When asked what Big Mac Syd has to do to be part of the religion, Tanya said Big Mac Syd has to sell her soul to Lisa Gaming and Lisaism in return to making her wish come true.
Later, Big Mac Syd's soul would be stolen. After Big Mac Syd's wish came true, she was reported to have thanked Tanya and admitted to have an unknown relationship with the religion.
After the successful conversion of Big Mac Syd, Lisa Gaming would give titles to herself. Lisa Gaming would not only be known as a reformer but also an executive assistant and hostess. Her hangout would be turned into a church of Lisaism, where daily (later switched to weekly on Ro Discord) church ceremonies were held. Hail Lisa became known as the "Amen" of Lisaism. Later, Lisa Gaming would upload a 4 minute and 51 second video to BloxTube on how Big Mac Syd was recruited. It is unknown if Ro Discord still has Lisaism supporters as the BloxTube video description now has an expired Ro Discord invite, but many Lisaists know Lisaism's founder has a Ro Twitter and Rostagram.
2021 Global Furry Agency (GFA) Audit
Later, the GFA started to perform an audit to determine whether Lisaism needs to be exterminated due to their Anti-Robloxian motives or classified as "suitable" yet hostile. This was because the GFA had grew suspicions that the organization would attempt genocide or pose a threat to other organizations, robloxians, and species.
As of the time the audit has been sealed and closed, Lisaism was classified as "Unfit for Suitability", though does not require extermination. The calls to not exterminate Lisaism was largely upheld by religious freedom groups in Robloxia.
Lisaismophobia Era (2021-2023):
In January 2021, in a classic case of Lisaismophobia, the cult founder, Lisa Gaming, was deported in Robloxia after anti-Lisaists abused a government support form, claiming that they were the true parent and guardian of Lisa Gaming and they wanted her to be deported. Lisa Gaming appealed the ruling, and her citizenship was reinstated, allowing her to continue doing soul stealing.
After the July 16, 2021 Topia Metro Arsonist Attack, many law enforcement officers questioned about who would do this to the metro system of the city of Livetopia. When it was controversially discovered that the arsonist was affiliated with Lisaism as he was wearing a green vest and also was armed with a pistol, as well as the fact the arsonist frequents arsonist attacks on the Topia Metro, reaching a daily frequency, the problematic ideology of Lisaismophobia began to be reinstated. The discovery was controversial as law enforcement effectively disrespected Lisaism, which arguably and religiously discriminated against Lisaists as they were treated unfavorably.
Later, harassment and denial of opportunities started to occur among the Lisaists. Their traditional faiths being suppressed by hostile workplace environments (refusing to accommodate reasonable and non-disruptive time-offs for holidays and prayer breaks), denial of employment (including refusal to be hired, fired, restricting job duties, and denying customer contact) and unequal access to services, as well as being the subject of offensive jokes and intimidation. They were being actively marginalized as they were asked to leave restaurants, businesses, public facilities, housing, and even places of education. Lisaismophobes would call them religious slurs.
The Robloxian government says discrimination of religion is a violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 which protects employees from discrimination and harassment based on religion (for businesses with 15 or more employees), as well as a violation of the Robloxian constitution and has made plans while collaborating with robloxian relations and legal authorities to deport Robloxians who discriminate or harass Lisaists.
Peak Lisaismophobia
Eventually, extremism against Lisaists began with the explosive growth of the numbers enlisted in the Anti Lisa Armies Militia (ALA) Militia, an extremist group headquartered in Robloxia and operating predominantly in Midwestern Robloxia, Bloxanada, and to a lesser extent in Northeastern Robloxia. The explosive growth was largely attributed to robloxian publicity. Many of the militia's members carried out certain attacks and protests against Lisa Gaming Gang, in an effort to create what they codenamed as a wave of change. Several ALA members would also begin to convert Lisaists back to their original religions. On November 21, 2021, it is estimated that as many as 10,000 Robloxians had registered on the militia itself. ALA would find popularity especially in decaying industrial urban centers, although the group would ultimately find its largest following in the city it was founded and headquartered in.
One of the most notable and last operations ever conducted by the militia was the 2023 Lisaism Church Terrorist Attack, in which the first church of Lisaism was set on fire and eventually bombed. The county's law enforcement resistance was moderately crippled to prevent the militia from ever being detected, though in the end, it was largely unsuccessful, which led to the militia disbanding due to a lack of confidence that Lisaism would ever disappear.
As more time elapsed, Lisaismophobia became a fleeting evanescent phenomenon in robloxian culture before fading away entirely, which appeased the Robloxian government, and the Topia Police Department apologized for assuming the suspect's religion.
Post-Lisamophobia Era (2023-present)
After Lisamophobia became a thing of the past, Lisaism remains a small cult, religion, and gang. On May 20, 2023, greenlegoscat123 exposed the reality and truth about the founder of Lisaism, saying that she was disliked while having one of the most loyal fanbases in robloxian BloxTube.
It is unknown if the gang still exists as of February 18, 2026. However, the GFA has noticed that the increase in cult members has reached alarming rates, and under the GFA, any cult with sudden increases in membership must be investigated to see if any of its pull factors have changed. Meanwhile, evidence has shown that seven of the founding members still live in Robloxia, with the remaining five being deported due to other causes, but it is unknown if Lisaism played a pivotal role in their deportations.
2026 Global Furry Agency (GFA) Multi-Audit
After an increase of Lisaism cult supporters despite the fact the cult had been exposed, the GFA currently authorized for the launch of a periodic 5-year audit beginning with the 2026 audit under direct requests of the Anti-Cult Associations and the Robloxia Bureau of Investigation to see if anything had changed in the past five years of the cult.
A deadline was likely planned to occur on December 31, 2026 but was completed ten months and a week ahead of the deadline due to very startling evidence presented.
As of February 24, 2026, the GFA had stated in a press conference that Lisaism would no longer be exempt from extermination after there was reports that several supporters of the cult have passed away due to the cult itself, and the GFA now believes it now poses a harm to robloxians, organizations, or other species. GFA later authorized the extermination of all Lisaist cult members, with the assistance of the Anti-Cult Association and the Roblox Bureau of Intelligence. This sparked outrage from religious freedom groups, arguing that Lisaism should remain as a valid religion in Robloxia and that the deaths were not associated to cult-like causes, despite the GFA having evidence. The religious freedom group were formally warned about this that, if they were to find evidence that they too were supporting Lisaism, they would be charged equally.
They were welcomed to testify among the highest ranks of the GFA council to appeal the decision. On February 28, 2026, the courthouse trial was held. Lisaism president and priest Tanya argued that the act of soul stealing was not causing any robloxians to pass away and that any robloxians that did simply wished for it as an outcome, and Lisa Gaming expressed she had no intent to harm robloxians. GFA argued that it was causing harm to robloxians and that even if "it was in their good will", it is still counted as a crime due to certain laws in certain countries outside of Robloxia.
The Lisaism with the soul stealing was exonerated for five years, but GFA actually viewed one of its denominations, Pre-Lisaism, as a harmful denomination, and immediately authorized the extermination of all Pre-Lisaists, stating that it was a true cult according the Anti-Cult Association, and the Roblox Bureau of Intelligence charged the Pre-Lisaists with excessive numbers of terrorist attack charges, arson charges, and unauthorized demolition of private property charges (due to fact it was removing housing in some Robloxia areas).
Currently, the GFA has yet to enact the extermination order, which stated that all Pre-Lisaists were forced to leave the denomination in hopes of converting to Lisaism or a harmless religion by June 15, 2026, with extermination selected to those who refuse the conversion process.
Branches:
Pre-Lisaism
Pre-Lisaism is the name for the only branch of Lisaism. The term's etymology implies that this was Lisaism before the reformative stages. Pre-Lisaists believe one should worship Lisa Gaming not only by stealing souls, but also doing terrorist attacks, arsonist attacks, and demolitions. Experts said that the existence of this branch is what led to GFA classifying the cult as Extermination Required. Currently, this branch is being targeted by the GFA, the Anti-Cult Association and the Roblox Bureau of Intelligence, and is expected to largely cease existing in June 15, 2026.
Criticism:
Criticism of Lisaism has existed in both its formative and reformative stages.
Pre-Reformative Stages:
Suspected Activities:
Lisa Gaming Gang may have been the perpetrator of arsonist attacks and terrorist attacks against the federal government of Robloxia and the city government of Livetopia. Besides terrorist and arsonist attacks against the federal Robloxian government and the city Livetopian government, most attacks primarily are simply a speedy demolition of residential properties on an arbitrary residential area, which may be classified as arson, a terrorist attack, or both.
One of the most notable arsonist attacks ever committed by this organization was the July 16, 2021 Topia Metro Arsonist Attack (by a denomination of Lisaism known as Pre-Lisaism), whereas one of the most notable sequence of terrorist attacks ever committed by the organization is the Robloxity Terrorist Incidents, though it was later revealed that the cult was not entirely culpable, but mostly responsible for those incidents, with the religion proven innocent for a few terrorist attacks in Robloxity in between 2014 and 2017.
Reformative Stages:
Soul Stealing:
Because Lisaism involves the taking of souls from non-Lisaists, believing that in return of making their wishes come true, some distraught Lisaists reported that while their souls have been taken, their wishes failed to come true. Unfortunately, the founder has not yet commented on why this occurs.
In Popular Culture:
In a Tutili skit, a Lisaism supporter made a video that was viewed by the government, which caused the government to make everyone in Robloxia believe the gang is the best gang, and later shut down the country two days later.

