2026 Blorida Poisonings

The 2026 Blorida poisonings was a localised mass-biohazard threat that occured in Brighton County in the state of Blorida on April 2026. The incident follows a series of patients to Brighton County Hospital following severe gastrointestinal issues caused by genetically modified parasitic organisms found in food belonging to Afton's Pizza Parlour, owned by William Banana Afton and his co-worker Luna Schwartz.

The Incident: TRANSCRIPT

The following transcripts were recorded between doctors Liam Nyugen, Rochelle Dusttail and Simon Brentworth.

BEFORE THE TRAGEDY

Dr Rochelle Dusttail: Hello Dr Liam.

Liam: Oh, hey Dr Dusttail

Dr Dusty: Oh, please, just call me Dusty, I know your boss, your freshly employed, I consider everyone as a friend here, everyone adresses each other by our nicknames, so there's no pressure amongst the staff.

Liam: Ok, hehe, i'll keep that in mind, but uuh i wouldn't say i'm stressed or anything, i've been doing X-rays for about 12 years now, i certainly know how to do my job.

Dusty: By the way, why are sitting all alone in the dark? You're not conducting any procedures or anything, you'll strain your eyes by staring at these screens.

Liam: Oh that's nothing, don't worry about it, used to working in the dark anyways, doesn't pose much of an issue, so it's unlikely something will affect my eyes.

Dusty: So uuh you wanted to have a little conversation with me, you called my office number twice in the span of 3 minutes ago.

Liam: Oh yeah i wanted to check if Simon had passed you some urgent information about the recent CT scans we've conducted for the past 2 weeks.

Dusty: uuuhh, I... Don't know anything about it.

Liam: Really? he didn't tell you that?

Dusty: No

Liam: Of course he didn't tell you, otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation-

Dusty: But what kind of conversation? Is something going on in this department that i don't know-

Liam: Dusty, please just let me explain, i uh, wanted to tell you, but i was just to afraid of how you would react *inhales* here it goes i guess, Over the past 2 weeks, i've been receiving some pretty odd cases, my old job at St Luke's Radiology Center most of the time, if not always, I receive examined CT scans of brain abnormalities, skull traumas, and all sorts of oddities, most of the time it was just internal bleeding cases, blood clots, concussions and related phenomena, such as tuberculosis and 2 cases of removable lung cancer tumours, but when i started working HERE, lemme just hop on to my PC-

Dusty: Why do you have this camera?

Liam: Evidence that might be useful in catching the suspect related to the poisonings, can't go blaming companies all day.

Dusty: Poisonings?

Liam: Yeah, but, oh right, when i started working here, my first few weeks were the same as my old office, lemme type a few commands-

THE CASES

*He types a command onto the X-ray monitor, made by Romarkian tech company Miesens*

*computer beeping*

Liam: There, over the past 2 weeks, i've gotten these 4 cases, which to be completley honest, scared the living shit outta me, starting with Ricky DeShawn, paitient info: 7 years old, male, symptoms: Severe abdominal pain, vomiting, fever, and muscular pain, these symptoms have gotten much worse about a week after eating at Afton's Pizza Parlor, i guess you've heard of that resturant?

Dusty: Yeah, i know that place, an infamous resturant built as a response to Builder Brothers, yes, the one with the dumbass employees and shit, what about it do think that child got sick right after eating in there?

Liam: I'll get to that later, so after witnessing such symptoms you'd probably just assume that it was some severe food poisoning or extreme case of the flu.

Dusty: Yeah, those are typical symptoms of a severe flu or complex food poisoning for that matter.

Liam: Right, my thoughts exactly, but every poisoning test and viral blood tests showed negative results, and that was  until i decided to give him a proper abdominal CT scan, take a look at this

*he shows an X-ray scan*

Dusty: What the fuck? Please Dr, excuse me for my mouth, but Jesus, what the hell is this?

Liam: *points to monitor* That, that is Cystic Echinococcosis.

Dusty: *swishes tail nervously* Cystic Echinococcosis? H-How? In-In this region? How did it get so big?

Liam: These little tapeworm bastards develop really fast and almost go undetected, when they do decide to finally show up, most of the time it's just too late, the cyst pops and the whole abdominal cavity gets infected, and then you die.

Dusty: Well, uuh, congrats on your accurate diagnosis then, i-

Liam: Woah Dusty, i'm not finished yet, i wouldn't be disturbing your peace if it was just a single case of Cystic Echinococcosis, but it's alarming seeing such a case repeat itself another 3 times throughout the next 2 weeks, every test showed the same symptoms, same images, pretty much the same diagnosis, except for one, which we'll get to later at the end.

*He pulls up another data file*

Liam: See, Larry Bloxington, eight year old furry 

*He switches to another X-ray scan*

Liam: *points to monitor* You see this thing, (jokingly), as big as Damon's ego is, ahem, but heres an even more intresting thing, all these kids didn't have any contact with infected animal feces, hell it's even impossible to catch such a parasitic disease here, there's no bears, foxes, Kappen's, not even Gubby's for that matter, so I and fellow paediatrician Dr Goodman initiated a little investigation and started asking the parents what the hell happened and what they suspect could have caused such an illness, and every single parent admitted that just before the incidents, they had all went to the same Afton's Pizza Parlor establishment. Now the real question is, how in the hell would they all catch the same illness, and especially from cheese pizzas, bevause we have their order receipts in their hands to see what the had for dinner, turns out some sick fuck roams around there and adds God knows what shit into the pizzas with motherfucking tapeworm eggs in it!

Dusty: Oh. My. God.

Liam: *sighs* but the of all these is the case of Sadie Brickton, 6 years old.

*pulls up another data file*

Liam: Symptoms are unbearable headaches, vomiting, dizziness and progressive loss of consciousness, I decided that she needed a CT scan right away, and brace yourself.

*the machine loads yet another X-ray scan, but this time of a brain*

Liam: Turns out that lunatic not only had some spare hydatid worm eggs, but pork tapeworm ones as well.

Dusty: *groans with fustration* Liam, these poor children! Why hasn't there been a report on this!

Liam: Simon was gonna tell you that, but he either forgot about it or jut got too scared, but when it comes to Sadie, she died holding her mother's hand while being rushed to the ER surgical department, that's why i've decided to record this as footage, so i can bring it to the local police station as evidence, i've claimed all the nessecary information.

*Knocking on door*

Dr Simon: Liam, you in here?

Liam: Yep come in

Simon: I've been looking for you for ages. We have an emergency! another patient, age 7, he'll arrive at the ER in less that 2 minutes!

Dusty: *tail swishes rapidly* What's going on? Does anyone care to explain to me-

Simon: We've got the 5th case of this poisoning thing!

Liam: Bullshit-

Simon: Keep the X-ray on for Pete's sake-

Liam: Ok, alright, Dusty, you get to see what kind of weird shit goes on here, stay here and watch.

Dusty: My god, i hope it's not what i think it is.

Liam: Bring connection online to heart monitor and ventilation since the patient needs O2, stat

*thudding footsteps*

*Machines beeping, outside, the child can be heard screaming in pain*

Liam: OK, just gimme a moment. (To Security) HEY! Don't let that kid's mother in there, It's a restricted area!

(What is assumed to be the child's mother is heard proclaiming "why?!")

Liam: (To Security) I don't care! She'll disrupt the procedure! (To Dusty) Just get on with it!

THE OPERATION

Liam: Patient is ready, we can start the procedure 

*heart monitor beeps steadily in the background*

*CT machine warms up*

Liam: So is the machine, lets start with the head section, and we'll move slowly towards the abdomen, right gimme the patient information, Ah ok, Eric Noobson, 7 years old, symptoms according to his mother are dizziness, extreme abdominal pain, blood and bile vomiting, lack of appetite, diarrhea, and loss of energy, all are agressivley worsening throughout this week, his teacher saw him vomiting gallons of blood and bile in class today. Alright, done with the basic info, and start the the whole body scan.

*Machine whirs*

Dusty: I wonder what it's going to be this time?

Liam: My bet, another one of those tapeworm cysts, Simon, you forgot to tell Dusty about our plan.

Simon: Sorry, flew outta my mind, you know im really busy recently and i don't have enough time to actually rest.

Dusty: *Sighs* Luckily your friend told me about everything.

Simon: good, that's, that's good.

*A scan of Eric's brain shows up*

Liam: Alright, it's done, lets process this.

Dusty: The brain seems to be intact, no signs of abnormalities.

Liam: Moving down to the chest down to the abdomen

*The machine scans again*

*A scan of his abdomen shows ip*

Liam: Alright, lets take a look into this, *he keeps zooming in* can't see any cysts here, especially in the liver.

Simon: So that's regular poisoning right?

Liam: I'm not too sure, the images aren't sharp enough.

Dusty: Try manipulating the image with the brightness and contrast

*We see the scan much sharper now*

Liam: Wait a minute, somethings off-

Simon: Rescan this section and zoom out to the suspicious area

Liam: Alright just a minute

Simon: *Sighs* I'll go talk to his mother *walks out*

*The machine scans again, except something's off*

Dusty: It moved!

Liam: Yep, you can tell this is a Fasciolla Hypotica, helluva thing, but this one, this is a big boy.

Dusty: It's actually a full colony of damn liver flukes!

Liam: No wonder this kid got such a violent vomiting attack, these worms are literally eating his liver out, and oh God-

Dusty: Look at the main vein, it's perforated!!

Liam: Fluke must've chewed it up and made it's way to the vascular traction system

Dusty: And if the fluke reaches the heart?

*Awkward silence*

Liam: Eric will die

*Closes the scan, but suddenly the heart monitor speeds up*

*Eric starts to scream and cry in pain*

Dusty: Wh-What's going on?

Liam: Ah, shit he woke up, ABORT THE PROCEDURE!!!! *he slams the abort button*

Dusty: What?!

*Eric screams louder as the fluke burrows deeper*

Liam: Eric, it's gonna be ok buddy alright, you're gonna be ok!

*Liam and Dusty converse trying to calm Eric down, the heart monitor beeps faster and faster*

Dusty: Sweetie, sweetie, don't cry, it'll be over soon, we'll take the pain away, relax.

*Eric still cries*

Liam: Were gonna give some anaesthetic, you should go back to sleep soon, stay with me strongman.

*Eric coughs, and the EGC flatlines*

Liam: AH FUCK! HE JUST CRASHED!

Dusty: Get the D-FIB, and the life support in here. (in desperate tone) Eric, Eric please stay with me honey, I beg you, please no! no! you're too young for this!!!

*Simon barges in*

Simon: What the fuck is going on in here?

Dusty: (Angrily) Stop standing like A FUCKING MORON AND HELP ME!

Liam: Alright i got life support-

Dusty: (panicked tone) There's no time for this! FUCK THIS i'm doing CPR!

Liam: Alright ready *D-FIB charges* stand back! CLEAR!

*silence*

Dusty: (frantic tone) Come on, come on, stay with me baby, you've got a whole life ahead of you! PLEASE *charges D-FIB again*

Liam: CLEAR!

*silence*

Liam: Dusty, he's- *chokes up* he's gone... MOTHERFUCKER!

Dusty: (reads to her datapad via speech-to-text) Patient has passed at 2245 hours on April 23rd 2026 *she starts to cry, and her tail droops down*

Liam: *turns heart monitor off* Fuck this shit, second kid this week, SECOND! 

*Dusty continues to cry*

Liam: We need to report this to the authorities, we'll hold that fucking psycho from the resturant accountable for this, They'll pay for what they fucking did.

Dusty (Over Eric's dead body): *sniffs* i'm so sorry, *sniffs and cries*

Liam: Dusty, it's OK, we did everything we could.

Simon: Eric was already a lost cause, Liver fluke probably blocked his vessels.

Liam: *starts to tear up* Who's gonna tell his mom?

Simon: I'll try, but i'm afraid i'll start crying myself *sighs* let's take the kid somewhere nice and prepare for his last goodbye with his mother.

Liam: *sighs* OK, Dusty, Dusty come on, we have to do this.

[END OF FOOTAGE]

Gallery

Aftermath Report

When sent to local and state police departments around Blorida, the postmortem report was encrypted until public release.

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Trivia

• Decrypting the sequence of number reveals the phrase "THEY KILLED HIM WITH WORMS"-BRIGHTON HOSPITAL POST MORTEM REPORT.
• The word "D-FIB" is used as SKIM can't spell "defibrillator".