The 2026 Siege of Robloxia City was a siege that commenced on April 22, 2026 and ended on April 27, 2026. The first siege of the capital in approximately 212 years, the siege saw the far-left Alpha Chips terrorist organization forces attempting to defeat far-right Corporatist Party backed Robloxian troops at Robloxia City. They tried to advance towards the Blox House and seize the capital, attempting to destroy the Blox House, Robloxia Capitol, and other government buildings in retaliation for passing the Age Checks to Unlock Communication Executive Order, before the Corporatist Party came out victorious even though they did not force the terrorist organization to retreat, while the Alpha Chips terrorist organization came out defeated as they voluntarily retreated due to the fact Baszucki was ignoring their demands, even if seizure and destruction were presented as a ultimatum consequence. The goal of the siege was to get the executive order rescinded by seizure and destruction. This siege was inspired by a similar siege in Bobhaven which ended a day before it commenced, and the fact that the Robloxia Trade Commission (RTC) somehow implicitly permitted the executive order to be made.
| 2026 Siege of Robloxia City | |||||||
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| Part of the 2026 Anti-Corporatist protests and riots | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
 Robloxian Armed Forces
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 Anti Corporatist Party
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| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
| David Baszucki | Unknown | ||||||
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| Unknown | Unknown | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
| Unknown | Unknown | ||||||
Context leading to the siege:
Following a similar siege in Bobhaven and after 3.5 months of the Age Check Executive Order, the Alpha Chips, in a careful decision, were commanded to enter Robloxia City, believing that if they advance and seize the capital of Robloxia, they would force the Corporatist Party to surrender and rescind the executive order. The Alpha Chips argued that the executive order and all the other controversial executive orders of 2026 symbolized a series of humiliatingly crushing defeats and losses.
Destruction:
April 22
On April 22, 2026 at 00:00, many Alpha Chips terror organization members contacted on radio to one of their higher-ranks that they were nearing the city, and the higher-ranks needed to ask the commander for permission to lay a siege. This call gone through, and the commander approved the higher-rank's request to lay a siege. Meanwhile, on 06:00, the Robloxian Armed Forces noticed the presence of army-grade tanks parked in the city after finally reaching it, and decided to call for a lost-and-found operation to see whose tanks those belong to. The entire operation lasted for six hours with the immediate deduction that those tanks did not belong to the Robloxian Armed Forces after each tank driver in the Robloxian Armed Forces denied owning those tanks, causing the Robloxian government to immediately jump to a conclusion that enemies have started to siege the capital for the first time in 212 years, and the Robloxian Armed Forces were contacted on radio to immediately muster and hop onboard their tanks for a tank battle.
After this, the first phase, which was internally codenamed as Operation Everlasting, after the adjective used to describe a layered, multi-flavored candy, famously from Billy Ronka and the Chocolate Factory, that changes colors and flavors as the consumer sucks on it, with a tart center, commenced. The Alpha Chips fired the first shots. As artillery rounds, mortar rounds, tank ammunitions, bombs, and projectiles were exchanged between the two belligerents, the Alpha Chips gained a statistically significant advantage that no Corporatist Party could ever possibly counter within the army's lifetime and started its slow advance to the district with all the government buildings in it, such as the Blox House and the Robloxia Capitol. Later, an attack on the eastern half of the city commenced, and a camp was set up in the eastern half of the city for infiltration purposes while the Alpha Chips held off the Robloxian Armed Force's attacks. The Robloxian Armed Forces retreated close to midnight on April 22nd after fighting for approximately 12 consecutive hours, but never surrendered, and due to the retreat, the Alpha Chips in response retreated as well, but did not surrender.
April 23
In camp, the Alpha Chips chose the bomb the district with all the government buildings. At 18:18, the Robloxian Emergency Alert System (REAS) was activated, warning all citizens of a potential ballistic missile threat inbound to the Robloxia City and would advise all robloxians to seek shelter now while recognizing the fact the threat was not a drill, as the Robloxian Armed Forces confirmed seeing a ballistic missile being launched and would hit Robloxia City in five minutes. However, the Alpha Chip's hackers would hack the REAS broadcast when it got to the part where it would have to say the danger in words, causing the text to speech voice to say in a loop a varied form of the four Anti Corporatist Party commandments, including:
- "We folks will never fall for your propaganda.
- You are manipulative lying little [bleep]s.
- All you care about is money.
- If you vote for ACP, you will vote for someone who cares about your safety genuinely."
The Robloxian Corporatist Party saw that they have been called the s-word, so they immediately told the Robloxia Communications Commission (RCC) to shut off the emergency broadcast. The Robloxian Armed Forces were then using a defensive technology, radar and a series of surface-to-air missiles and directed-energy weapons, to detect, track, and destroy all incoming ballistic, cruise, or aircraft-launched missiles. The "hit-to-kill" kinetic energy and explosive warheads managed to intercept the ballistic missile threat at its terminal phase, resulting in an atmospheric detonation of the incoming ballistic missile before it could touchdown on the city. Five minutes later, in response to the lack of a missile, the Alpha Chips resumed its ammunition based warfare, with the Robloxian Armed Forces retreating after five consecutive hours of ammunition warfare. Both sides refused to surrender, but the Corporatist Party was slowly gaining an advantage to undermine the statistical significance of the prior day's advantage.
April 24-25
Both sides still remain attacked, with no one side cleaner than the other and no side willing to surrender. Meanwhile, the Corporatist Party had a road system that the Alpha Chips had to block off immediately. Taking notes from the 2026 Robloxian roadblocks, the Alpha Chips blockaded all the city's avenues, streets, and highways, including Ro-Route 54, Ro-Route 154, Rosylvania Avenue, and South Bloxware Street, effectively clearing its ways to specially contain the Corporatist Party with trowel-created walls. Meanwhile, the Alpha Chips released the armed force vehicles containing to drive on the closed avenues, streets, and highways in secret, and it worked; the Robloxian Armed Forces see through the walls. However, the Robloxian Armed Forces were tasked to tear down the walls after reporting to the commander-in-chiefs that they were unable to discern anything regarding the Alpha Chips, to which they broke down the trowel-generated walls in the city, allowing the city to be reinvaded by the Corporatist Party.
April 26
The Corporatist Party started to attack Alpha Chips from within their city. It was nearly the end of one of the flanks of the Alpha Chips as many armed force soldiers tried to evacuate on the air force's aircraft to safety, but the Corporatist Party boarded the aircraft and immediately authorized a hijacking, forcing it to crash land in the headquarters of the Anti Corporatist Party, but it was counter-hijacked by the Alpha Chips, resulting in the Corporatist Party being kicked out of the plane at one of its emergency exits. Despite the freefalls, there was no clear indicator of surrender.
April 27 - End of Attack
On April 27th, after a six day siege of Robloxia City, the Alpha Chips finally voted to retreat, as the Corporatist Party seems to have adopted a philosophy of never surrendering to anything. As a consequence, the Robloxia Armed Forces declared victory over the Alpha Chips. No formal ceasefire agreements were made between the two political parties.