The 2026 Brookhaven Classic Faces Ban Riot were a riot led by non-Corporatist activists that started on March 20, 2026 with the full implementation of the Classic Faces Ban Executive Order, with the goal of getting the executive order rescinded. However, when talks of rescinding the executive order revealed that it was impossible for the government to rescind, Voldex Bloke Jr. decided to acknowledge this publicly and decide to give free cool vehicles to those who bought a certain permit that allowed them to have classic faces. The series was notable for being a sub-riot of the first round of anti-Baszucki and anti-authoritarian protests on Baszucki's third term, and it is part of the largest series of demonstrations on the United States of Robloxia's entire recorded history. Along with the Great Robloxia Clothing Industry Strike, Picket, and Boycott of 2026, those demonstrations were the only demonstrations in the first round to have successfully concluded.
| 2026 Brookhaven Classic Faces Ban Riot | |||
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| Part of 2026 Brookhaven Anti-Corporatist Protests and Riots | |||
| Date | March 20, 2026, 14:30 – March 20, 2026, 14:31 | ||
| Location | Brookhaven's Auto Shop | ||
| Caused by | Ban of classic faces in Robloxia | ||
| Goals | *Bring back classic faces in Robloxia
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| Methods | Picketing and rioting | ||
| Status | Subsided by riot control | ||
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The riot was mostly confined to an auto shop in the town, but the magnitude of the riot was so high that the police department of Brookhaven had to control the riot. When the riot was controlled, the police department told Voldex Bloke Jr. to address the general public about what to do with the classic faces permit, which was revealed to be the motive of the entire riot. The permit would be deprecated when Voldex Bloke Jr. made his decision, and as a result, those who bought the permit before it was deprecated would receive a coupon redeemable for one free cool vehicle on the auto shop.
Background:
On August 14, 2025, independent studies conducted revealed that dynamic faces of Robloxia are getting close to being more expensive than getting a dynamic head transplantation and that it would overtake it within a month, which led to some Robloxians to conjecture that eventually, classic faces would be banned in Robloxia. Some robloxians suspected that the Robloxian government was making classic faces more expensive so that citizens would not be able to buy them, effectively banning them due to their exorbitant prices.
On February 7, 2026, the Robloxian mayor forum warned that the Robloxian government would eventually implement a ban on classic faces, confirming the fears that classic faces would be banned.
On March 20, 2026, robloxians saw that the demands to repeal the ban on classic faces were not being listened to, a classic sign that the Corporatist Party was not respecting its political party value of respecting the community. Feeling disrespected by their newly grown dynamic faces, the citizens of Brookhaven began to riot, targeting the town's auto shop in particular.
Events:
On 14:30, rioters were spotted bringing wooden picket signs walking on Brookhaven Avenue, the main avenue to the auto shop. Club Brooks employees and the mayor reported seeing a linear parade of protesters walking on Brookhaven Avenue. Ice cream employees reported them shouting "PLEASE GIVE US CLASSIC FACES". Arcade employees reported hearing "WE NEED OUR CLASSIC FACES, BASZUCKI". As the protesters crossed Parkland, the Oaks community and the Brookhaven Fire Station was distracted by the noise too. Later, as the rioters entered the auto shop property limits, the employees in the auto shop were distracted. When the employee opened the doors to the auto shop, the rioters went full riot; the rioters began shoplifting the auto shop's auto parts off the shelves and a Molotov cocktail was thrown at a plant by an arsonist that snuck into the rioter crowd, combusting the plant. The sign in the store that indicated where the parts was vandalized to say "PLEASE GIVE US CLASSIC FACES" instead of "Parts". A second demand of the protests was to make the classic faces as affordable as they were in the past.
The vandalism on March 20, 2026.
Rioters then proceeded to steal a model of a lime green motorcycle with medium stone grey front bars, a dark stone grey swing arm, institutional white headlights, two really black physical wheels, and a black seat; a garbage can; three really black tires;and a bright red toolbox from the site. To steal the motorcycle, they punched the existing "driver" off the model, injuring the "driver" before leaving the driver to die under a collapsed structure.
Later, as a second and more explosive Molotov cocktail was thrown at the same combusted plant, the entire auto shop exploded, causing the entire shop to turn into a wildfire complete with really black smoke as it collapsed under gravitational forces. Fortunately, the loot was stolen but the entire auto shop collapsed, killing the two sitting on the auto shop's benches.
Emergency Responses:
Law Enforcement Response
The roadblock created by the debris from the exploding auto shop and wildfire.
Brookhaven Police were called to control the riot before the rioters made it to another business. Fortunately, the rioters were controlled in Brookhaven Street before they could strike Rotten Robbie. Some of the police interviewed the rioters to determine why they were rioting, in which they told the police that the classic face permits they purchased in Brookhaven would not work anymore. In response, the police contacted the mayor to explain what to do with the nonfunctional permits.
Fire Station Response
The Brookhaven Fire Station was tasked to put out the wildfire. The wildfire had fortunately not consumed much due to the fire from the debris not entering any flammable areas even though it was adjacent to Rotten Robbie across Brookhaven Street, so it was speedily contained.
Madison County Public Works Response
The Madison County Public Works, a county public works department and agency, noticed that there was large and dangerous street debris on Brookhaven Street causing safety issues and a temporary roadblock in Brookhaven Street in between Dogwood and Cherry Road after receiving notifications of dumped debris-like items on the street itself from pedestrians calling its public works hotline. To prevent the debris from creating a danger, the section of the street was immediately closed to allow for non-routine street sweeping of the debris until the street is debris-free. Fortunately, no vehicle has hit the debris and triggered hazard lights, meaning that law enforcement received no calls regarding the debris on the street.
Auto Shop Response
After the auto shop was demolished, the auto shop owner, who was not on the premises, saw a collapsed structure and immediately rebuilt the auto shop. In return, under Voldex Bloke Jr., the auto shop was told to distribute coupons to former permit holders entitling themselves to one free cool vehicle on the auto shop to compensate for their permits not functioning.