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Season 1

Ep 1.: "Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal"

Ep 2.: "Big Flappy Bastards"

Ep 3.: "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"

Ep 4.: "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"

Ep 5.: "The Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump"

Ep 6.: "Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"

Ep 7.: "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"

Ep 8.: "Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snootful"

Ep 9.: "Phase One, Complete"

Ep 10.: "Merry Thanksgiving"

Ep 11.: "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"

Ep 12.: "Camel Filters and Pheromones"

Ep 13.: "Sarah Like Puny Alan"

Ep 14.: "I Can't Afford Hyenas"

Ep 15.: "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"

Ep 16.: "That Was Saliva, Alan"

Ep 17.: "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"

Ep 18.: "An Old Flame with a New Wick"

Ep 19.: "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"

Ep 20.: "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"

Ep 21.: "No Sniffing, No Wowing"

Ep 22.: "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"

Ep 23.: "Just Like Buffalo"

Ep 24.: "Can You Feel My Finger?"

Season 2

Ep 1.: "Back Off, Mary Poppins"

Ep 2.: "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"

Ep 3.: "A Bag Full of Jawea"

Ep 4.: "Go Get Mommy's Bra"

Ep 5.: "Bad News from the Clinic?"

Ep 6.: "The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance"

Ep 7.: "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"

Ep 8.: "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"

Ep 9.: "Yes, Monsignor"

Ep 10.: "The Salmon Under My Sweater"

Ep 11.: "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"

Ep 12.: "A Lungful of Alan"

Ep 13.: "Zejdz z Moich Wlosów (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair)"

Ep 14.: "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut"

Ep 15.: "Smell the Umbrella Stand"

Ep 16.: "Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?"

Ep 17.: "Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!"

Ep 18.: "It Was 'Mame,' Mom"

Ep 19.: "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"

Ep 20.: "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"

Ep 21.: "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"

Ep 22.: "That Old Hose Bag is My Mother"

Ep 23.: "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"

Ep 24.: "Does This Smell Funny to You?"

Season 3

Ep 1.: "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts"

Ep 2.: "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"

Ep 3.: "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"

Ep 4.: "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"

Ep 5.: "We Called It Mr. Pinky"

Ep 6.: "Hi, Mr. Horned One"

Ep 7.: "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"

Ep 8.: "That Voodoo That I Do Do"

Ep 9.: "Madame and Her Special Friend"

Ep 10.: "Something Salted and Twisted"

Ep 11.: "Santa's Village of the Damned"

Ep 12.: "That Special Tug"

Ep 13.: "Humiliation is a Visual Medium"

Ep 14.: "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"

Ep 15.: "My Tongue is Meat"

Ep 16.: "Ergo, the Booty Call"

Ep 17.: "The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer"

Ep 18.: "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"

Ep 19.: "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"

Ep 20.: "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"

Ep 21.: "And the Plot Moistens"

Ep 22.: "Just Once with Aunt Sophie"

Ep 23.: "Arguments for the Quickie"

Ep 24.: "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"

Season 4

Ep 1.: "Working for Caligula"

Ep 2.: "Who's Vod Kanockers?"

Ep 3.: "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"

Ep 4.: "A Pot Smoking Monkey"

Ep 5.: "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"

Ep 6.: "Apologies for the Frivolity"

Ep 7.: "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"

Ep 8.: "Release the Dogs"

Ep 9.: "Corey's Been Dead For an Hour"

Ep 10.: "Kissing Abe Lincoln"

Ep 11.: "Walnuts and Demerol"

Ep 12.: "Castrating Sheep in Montana"

Ep 13.: "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"

Ep 14.: "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"

Ep 15.: "My Damn Stalker"

Ep 16.: "Young People Have Phlegm Too"

Ep 17.: "I Merely Slept with a Commie"

Ep 18.: "It Never Rains in Hooterville"

Ep 19.: "Smooth as a Ken Doll"

Ep 20.: "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"

Ep 21.: "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"

Ep 22.: "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"

Ep 23.: "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"

Ep 24.: "Prostitutes and Gelato"

Season 5

Ep 1.: "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"

Ep 2.: "Media Room Slash Dungeon"

Ep 3.: "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"

Ep 4.: "City of Great Racks"

Ep 5.: "Putting Swim Fins On a Cat"

Ep 6.: "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"

Ep 7.: "Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room"

Ep 8.: "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"

Ep 9.: "Tight's Good"

Ep 10.: "Kinda Like Necrophilia"

Ep 11.: "Meander to Your Dander"

Ep 12.: "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"

Ep 13.: "The Soil is Moist"

Ep 14.: "Winky-Dink Time"

Ep 15.: "Rough Night in Hump Junction"

Ep 16.: "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"

Ep 17.: "Fish in a Drawer"

Ep 18.: "If My Hole Could Talk"

Ep 19.: "Waiting for the Right Snapper"

Season 6

Ep 1.: "Taterhead is Our Love Child"

Ep 2.: "Pie Hole, Herb"

Ep 3.: "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"

Ep 4.: "The Flavin' and the Mavin'"

Ep 5.: "A Jock Strap in Hell"

Ep 6.: "It's Always Nazi Week"

Ep 7.: "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"

Ep 8.: "Pinocchio's Mouth"

Ep 9.: "The Mooch at the Boo"

Ep 10.: "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"

Ep 11.: "The Devil's Lube"

Ep 12.: "Thank God for Scoliosis"

Ep 13.: "I Think You Offended Don"

Ep 14.: "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"

Ep 15.: "I'd Like to Start with the Cat"

Ep 16.: "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"

Ep 17.: "The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?"

Ep 18.: "My Son's Enormous Head"

Ep 19.: "The Two Finger Rule"

Ep 20.: "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"

Ep 21.: "Above Exalted Cyclops"

Ep 22.: "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"

Ep 23.: "Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth"

Ep 24.: "Baseball Was Better with Steroids"

Season 7

Ep 1.: "818-jklpuzo"

Ep 2.: "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"

Ep 3.: "Mmm, Fish. Yum."

Ep 4.: "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"

Ep 5.: "For the Sake of the Child"

Ep 6.: "Give Me Your Thumb"

Ep 7.: "Untainted by Filth"

Ep 8.: "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."

Ep 9.: "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"

Ep 10.: "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"

Ep 11.: "Warning, It's Dirty"

Ep 12.: "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"

Ep 13.: "Yay, No Polyps!"

Ep 14.: "Crude and Uncalled For"

Ep 15.: "Aye, Aye, Captain Douche"

Ep 16.: "Tinkle Like a Princess"

Ep 17.: "I Found Your Moustache"

Ep 18.: "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"

Ep 19.: "Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave"

Ep 20.: "I Called Him Magoo"

Ep 21.: "Gumby with a Pokey"

Ep 22.: "This is Not Gonna End Well"

Season 8

Ep 1.: "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"

Ep 2.: "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"

Ep 3.: "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"

Ep 4.: "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"

Ep 5.: "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"

Ep 6.: "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"

Ep 7.: "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"

Ep 8.: "Springtime On a Stick"

Ep 9.: "A Good Time in Central Africa"

Ep 10.: "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"

Ep 11.: "Dead From the Waist Down"

Ep 12.: "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"

Ep 13.: "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"

Ep 14.: "Lookin' for Japanese Subs"

Ep 15.: "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"

Ep 16.: "That Darn Priest"

Season 9

Ep 1.: "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"

Ep 2.: "People Who Love Peepholes"

Ep 3.: "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"

Ep 4.: "Nine Magic Fingers"

Ep 5.: "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"

Ep 6.: "The Squat and the Hover"

Ep 7.: "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"

Ep 8.: "Thank You for the Intercourse"

Ep 9.: "Frodo's Headshots"

Ep 10.: "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"

Ep 11.: "What a Lovely Landing Strip"

Ep 12.: "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"

Ep 13.: "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"

Ep 14.: "A Possum on Chemo"

Ep 15.: "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"

Ep 16.: "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"

Ep 17.: "Not in My Mouth!"

Ep 18.: "The War Against Gingivitis"

Ep 19.: "Palmdale, Ech"

Ep 20.: "Grandma's Pie"

Ep 21.: "Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'"

Ep 22.: "Why We Gave Up Women"

Ep 23.: "The Straw in My Donut Hole"

Ep 24.: "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"

Season 10

Ep 1.: "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"

Ep 2.: "A Big Bag of Dog"

Ep 3.: "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"

Ep 4.: "You Do Know What the Lollipop's For"

Ep 5.: "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"

Ep 6.: "Ferrets, Attack!"

Ep 7.: "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"

Ep 8.: "Something My Gynecologist Said"

Ep 9.: "I Scream When I Pee"

Ep 10.: "One Nut Johnson"

Ep 11.: "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"

Ep 12.: "Welcome to Alancrest"

Ep 13.: "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"

Ep 14.: "Run, Steven Staven! Run!"

Ep 15.: "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"

Ep 16.: "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"

Ep 17.: "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"

Ep 18.: "The 9:04 From Pemberton"

Ep 19.: "Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon"

Ep 20.: "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"

Ep 21.: "Another Night with Neil Diamond"

Ep 22.: "My Bodacious Vidalia"

Ep 23.: "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"

Season 11

Ep 1.: "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball"

Ep 2.: "This Unblessed Biscuit"

Ep 3.: "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank"

Ep 4.: "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003"

Ep 5.: "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants"

Ep 6.: "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie"

Ep 7.: "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room."

Ep 8.: "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"

Ep 9.: "On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!"

Ep 10.: "Tazed in the Lady Nuts"

Ep 11.: "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball."

Ep 12.: "Bite Me, Supreme Court"

Ep 13.: "Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe"

Ep 14.: "Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin"

Ep 15.: "How to Get Rid of Alan Harper"

Ep 16.: "Welcome Home, Jake"

Ep 17.: "West Side Story"

Ep 18.: "Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang"

Ep 19.: "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"

Ep 20.: "Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT"

Ep 21.: "Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead"

Season 12

Ep 1.: "The Ol' Mexican Spinach"

Ep 2.: "A Chic Bar in Ibiza"

Ep 3.: "Glamping in a Yurt"

Ep 4.: "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"

Ep 5.: "Oontz. Oontz. Oontz."

Ep 6.: "Alan Shot a Little Girl"

Ep 7.: "Sex With An Animated Ed Asner"

Ep 8.: "Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey"

Ep 9.: "Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey"

Ep 10.: "Here I Come, Pants!"

Ep 11.: "For Whom the Booty Calls"

Ep 12.: "A Beer-Battered Rip-Off"

Ep 13.: "Boompa Loved His Hookers"

Ep 14.: "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"

Ep 15.: "Of Course He's Dead"

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