Ep. 1: "The More Something Is Disliked, The More Lovely It Is"

Ep. 2: "Rules Are Made To Be Broken"

Ep. 3: "Otaku Are Talkative"

Ep. 4: "There's A Thin Line Between Strengths And Weaknesses"

Ep. 5: "Important Things Are Hard To See"

Ep. 6: "It's All About The Beat And Timing"

Ep. 7: "Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death"

Ep. 8: "Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel"

Ep. 9: "Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid"

Ep. 10: "Life Is A Test"

Ep. 11: "People Are All Escapees Of Their Own Inner Prisons"

Ep. 12

"Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-Dressing"

"There's Almost A 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella And Hate Yourself For It"

Ep. 13: "Lucky Is A Man Who Gets Up And Goes To Work"

Ep. 14: "Cleaning The Toilet Cleanses The Soul"

Ep. 15: "They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding And Soy Sauce"

Ep. 16: "Summer Vacation Is The Most Fun Right Before It Begins"

Ep. 17: "The Older, The Wiser"

Ep. 18: "Beauty Is Like A Summer Fruit"

Ep. 19: "Even If Your Back Is Bent, Go Straight Forward"

Ep. 20: "Within Each Box Of Cigarettes, Are One Or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung"

Ep. 21

"Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches"

"Once You've Taken A Dish, You Can't Put It Back"

Ep. 22: "Novices Only Need A Flathead And A Phillips"

Ep. 23: "Imagination Is Nurtured In The 8th Grade"

Ep. 24: "Always Keep A Screwdriver In Your Heart"

Ep. 25: "When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating"

Ep. 26: "Entering The Final Chapter!"

Ep. 27: "Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through The Written Word"

Ep. 28: "Sometimes You Must Meet To Understand"

Ep. 29: "Sometimes You Can't Tell Just By Meeting Someone"

Ep. 30: "Beware Of Food You Pick Up Off The Ground"

Ep. 31: "Cat Lovers And Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive"

Ep. 32: "Fights Often Ensue During Trips"

Ep. 33: "Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks"

Ep. 34: "Gin And His Excellency's Good-For-Nothings"

Ep. 35: "Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories"

Ep. 36: "Before Thinking About The Earth, Think About The More Endangered Gintaman's Future!"

Ep. 37: "It's Your House, You Build It"

Ep. 38

"99% Of Men Aren't Confident In Confessing Their Love"

"People Who Don't Believe In Santa Are The Very Ones Who Want To Believe, You Contentious Bastard"

Ep. 39: "Let's Talk About The Old Days Once In A While"

Ep. 40: "Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket"

Ep. 41: "Beware Of Those Who Use An Umbrella On A Sunny Day!"

Ep. 42: "Butting Into A Fight Is Dangerous"

Ep. 43: "Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions"

Ep. 44: "Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand On Two Legs, Guts, And Glory Are Men"

Ep. 45: "Don't Trust Bedtime Stories"

Ep. 46: "The Color For Each Person's Bond Comes In Various Colors"

Ep. 47: "The Taste Of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special"

Ep. 48: "All Adults Are Instructors For All Children"

Ep. 49: "Zip Up Your Fly Nice And Slowly"

Ep. 50: "When Breaking A Chuubert In Half, The End With The Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty To Drink From There"

Ep. 51: "If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them"