Ep. 1: "Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return"

Ep. 2: "Flavoring Is Best in Small Quantities"

Ep. 3: "A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair"

Ep. 4: "The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying is Paper-Thin"

Ep. 5: "Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles"

Ep. 6: "Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People"

Ep. 7: "Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard"

Ep. 8: "Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai"

Ep. 9: "Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, so Make Others Do It For You"

Ep. 10: "Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand"

Ep. 11: "Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin"

Ep. 12: "Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death"

Ep. 13: "The Evildoers Who Do Good"

Ep. 14: "Rabbits Leap Higher on Moonlit Nights"

Ep. 15: "Making a Dull World Interesting"

Ep. 16: "Do Something Uncharacteristic, and Something Uncharacteristic Will Happen"

Ep. 17: "Countless Kings"

Ep. 18: "The Unemployed Cannot Be Stained By Anything"

Ep. 19: "Always Hold On to Your Trump Cards"

Ep. 20: "The Creatures Known as Humanity"

Ep. 21: "Sign"

Ep. 22: "Specter"

Ep. 23: "Two in Girl Years Is Equal to Ten in Man Years"

Ep. 24: "Salvation"

Ep. 25: "Dun Dun"

Ep. 26

"There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross"

"Gintama Final Ending Scamming Trial"