Bonestyx (2010)

Bonestyx is a 2010 full-length comedy film created by YouTube user 77Pacer. It was originally uploaded to YouTube on Tuesday, June 1, 2010, but all 8 parts were later spliced all together and reuploaded in one full-length movie on Wednesday, March 2, 2011. The direct link to the full-length movie is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL1ULRqI6cs

Backstory

Stone Age:

During the Stone Age, some random big-bearded caveman, dressed in leopard skin cloth and armed with a spear for defense, was looking for something to decorate his stone house. One day, the caveman found a skeleton lying on the ground, and thought that it would be a good idea to break the bones apart (save for the skull) and use the pieces as decorations for his stone house. Unbeknownst to the caveman, the skull itself STILL had an evil soul that was dornmant up until that moment. A long grudging hatred for the caveman (and of course his many successors) was born. But it was too soon for him at that time to attack the caveman for reasons unknown.

Bonestyx would wait hundreds of thousands of years for the right time, when he would FINALLY manage to get a body for himself in the form of a simple twig that floated by supernatural means. As revenge against humanity for this caveman's actions, Bonestyx devised a plan: go after someone with the caveman's blood in their veins and arteries, steal the bones from their body, and then make them HIS!! When this was done, he would then turn everyone on the planet Earth into evil living skeletons and rule the world. But during the Stone Age, the time wasn't right, so he forced himself into suspended animation, a state in which he would remain in for generations to come.

November 17, 2007: Events of Adventures of the Black Thrasher Trilogy:

Bonestyx would FINALLY wake up from his suspended animation that lasted eons on Saturday, November 17, 2007 (the events of Adventures of the Black Thrasher trilogy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6FjH0_LYnc), and would FINALLY for the first time see not just his future nemesis Danno, but also a guy wearing a welding mask known only as the Black Thrasher, who sabotaged Danno's base, the Treehouse Base 3000 the night before. Danno just happened to resemble the caveman who stole his bones eons earlier, indicating that he was a very distant relative. However, unlike his caveman ancestor, Danno didn't have a big beard, but otherwise, the resemblance was convincing enough to Bonestyx. Realizing this, Bonestyx had started construction on his stick body to try joining the fight.

Neither Danno nor the Black Thrasher ever saw Bonestyx anywhere, as he was very well hidden from sight. Even if he was in the open, Danno and the Black Thrasher were too busy with the business involving the latter chasing the former. While the Black Thrasher chased Danno around, Bonestyx was taking so long to build his stick body and enable it to float in the air.

Meanwhile, much later, Danno went into the Treehouse Base 3000 and joined with his camera crew to fend off the Black Thrasher. The base defenses fired rockets at the Black Thrasher which suppressed him and knocked him down. To finish off the Black Thrasher, Danno and his crew used a plasma-filled missile which they fired at the Black Thrasher's location. The missile landed like 10-15 feet away from the villain's position, then blew up, knocking him out unconcious.

At this same moment, Bonestyx had just finished his floating body, and was about to join the fight only to be knocked out by the plasma missile. The plasma seemed to have a greater effect on Bonestyx compared to the effect it had on the Black Thrasher, as the former was knocked out for 2 years, compared to the 6-month unconcious state for the Black Thrasher, setting the events for Return of the Black Thrasher: The Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1toxsP-T9h4.   

Aftermath of Return of the Black Thrasher: The Movie:

Over a year after the events of Return of the Black Thrasher: The Movie (set on Monday,  May 5, 2008), Danno graduated from Shelton High School on Wednesday, June 24, 2009. Almost immediately after he came home from the graduation event, his parents had strictly urged him to keep his room clean. When he finally managed to do this, he had his crew move to a new base of operations: their very own Aircraft Carrier, named the USS Surprizer (CV-1990). This aircraft carrier served as a temporary base for 77Pacer Studios Incorporated while the condition of Danno's room was being maintained at an acceptable condition. There was no aircraft carrier in the world that was anywhere near as advanced as the USS Surprizer. This vessel had a lot of new technology never seen on an aircraft carrier before, even the ability to generate wormholes which allowed the airfleet of 77Pacer Studios Incorporated to travel from the carrier to the old base if an emergency were to arise and the fleet was urgently needed there, eliminating need for a forever-taking journey that would've spanned a nearly a quarter of the globe from the center of the Pacific Ocean to the old base in Shelton, CT. In September 2009, an emergency does arise, setting the events of the movie.

Plot

Bonestyx wakes up from his two-year knockout, and sets out to put his evil plan that he devised during the Stone Age in motion, addressing his victim as "that S****i punk".

At the USS Surprizer (CV-1990), a giant radar screen, thanks to the wormhole capabilities of the super-advanced aircraft carrier, picks up a suspicious "small dot", indicating that someone or something is approaching the base. The crew who see it call Danno over to see it. At first, Danno thinks it's either a commercial jet airliner, then a prop-driven plane, then one of their sea transports, neither of which any of the crew agrees on, saying that they're too slow to be any of those (except for the latter, which one crew person says that they "don't have any" (sea transports (NOT counting the carrier itself)), which is odd considering that they're on an aircraft carrier. When Danno asks "what this means", and one silly pilot claims that they "have a party", to which Danno retorts by shouting that "it's NEVER party time when there's something on the radar"! When one other pilot says that it really means that they "have a bogey", the tank crew and the crew of the Junkers Ju-88 bomber plane in the airfleet are asked to move into action. The tank crew teleport themselves via the wormhole to the tanks they're assigned to which just happen to be ready for them despite being left at the old base.

The Junkers Ju-88 is set to recon mode by the pilot (a silly woman named "Jersey Girl"), but then they realize that the runway needs to be clear. To stall everyone briefly, navigator Frank and bombardier Gregory of the bomber plane start arguing over who is gonna clear the runway. The argument is broken up by Danno, who orders them to take their places, threatening to fire them both from the team if they refused while HE cleared the runway. With that, Danno goes out to clear the runway. During this time, the silly and mischievous Jersey Girl starts up the engines of the Ju-88, and points the plane down the runway. Just as Danno has fully cleared the runway, Jersey Girl applies full throttle to both engines and takes off, almost leaving Danno behind at the carrier in the process. Danno somehow manages to grab onto the side of the plane, then opens the door to get back onboard. Jersey Girl, hearing the door, believes there's an "explosive decompression", and so announces this to the rest of the crew only to be reprimanded by Danno for almost leaving him out on the carrier deck and ordered never to let such an incident happen again.

Bonestyx has managed to penetrate the outer perimeter of the old base by the time the Ju-88 bomber plane has reached the same area. Bonestyx hears it, looks up, and sees the bomber while Danno takes a photo of it, unaware that the latter is onboard the aircraft. After taking the photo, Danno orders the plane to head back to the aircraft carrier. Bonestyx disregards the plane that flew directly over him.

When the Ju-88 bomber plane comes back from its photo recon mission, the entire airfleet is assembled (except for three pilots: Shygirl, Wiseguy, and William, pilots of the airfleets Northrop B-2 Bomber, Fictional Spaceship, and Messerschmitt Me-262 Jet Fighter, respectively). Dan notices two of the missing pilots, and calls for Shygirl and Wiseguy, who are STILL at the aircraft carrier playing checkers. Realizing their tardiness, the two toss their checkers table aside (losing their checkers progress entirely in the process), run out on deck, and man their aircraft to join the rest of the fleet, who go through the wormhole to the old base.

Everyone goes to War Emergency Power (WEP) to get to the base sooner, but a malfunction in Shygirl's B-2 Bomber causes her to go faster than Mach 1 unintentionally. The controls and gauges of her plane go haywire, and she deploys her flaps, drag chute, and air brakes only for them to be torn off her aircraft. She then shuts down the engines of her aircraft, and makes a crash landing.

Almost immediately after the plane has halted to a stop after crash-landing, Shygirl is ambushed and taken prisoner by Bonestyx. Danno unsuccessfully attempts to make contact with Shygirl. When he gets no response from Shygirl, they land at the old base's runway to invesigate the remains of Shygirl's aircraft. Shygirl is nowhere to be found, but a cassette tape in the cockpit voice recorder is found and played in a tape player, playing back the moments of Shygirl's capture. However, while Danno is busy listening to the audio tape, Bonestyx and his skeleton men capture his remaining pilots and take them all prisoner (except for Zack, pilot of the custom pusher aircraft, who realized William's absense and flew back to the carrier just after landing). Danno alone then goes out to the Oscowbian Forest to find and save his crew.

Danno gets out his walkie talkie to try to contact his men, but gets no response from anyone. However, just as he starts to proceed further into the forest, his tank crew come up behind him and greet him. Danno explains what happened to his crew, then looks through his binoculars to see his crew tied to trees but still alive. While he knows that Bonestyx set a trap for him, he's unable to locate it anywhere. His tank crew offer to let them go with him, but Danno orders them to stay behind until he calls for help, at least watching his back while doing so. When Danno proceeds further into the forest, he gets caught in Bonestyx's evil living branches, and is captured. The tank crew try to go to his aid only to be captured too.

Danno is brought before the throne of Bonestyx, who asks him to say his last words. Danno explains to Bonestyx about the fact that the moment of Shygirl being captured was recorded on audio in the cockpit of her B-2 Bomber airplane. Bonestyx disregards this, saying that just because Danno knows his plan "doesn't mean it will fail". After this, Bonestyx readys himself to cut Danno open and rip his bones out, but before he does this, Danno interrupts him, asking if he could have a Hot Pocket as his last meal. Bonestyx as first denies Danno this, saying it's the dawn of his demise, but when Danno begs persistently, Bonestyx, convinced that there's no other choice, agrees to let Danno go to have his Hot Pocket, giving him 10 minutes to do so. Bonestyx then sends two of his skeleton men to follow Danno to make sure that he doesn't pull any tricks or do anything to double-cross him.

With the two skeleton soldiers babysitting him at his base, Danno eats a hot pocket. When he is done with his lunch, the skeleton soldiers escort him back to Bonestyx's residence, where Bonestyx is finally ready to cut him open and take his bones from him. At this same time, Zack goes back to the Surprizer to get William to wake up. Zack swaps out his old pusher airplane for a Curtiss P-40F Warhawk fighter plane before he and William take off. Bonestyx once again gets into position, and he is just seconds away from cutting Danno open when a bullet from an aircraft machine gun (obviously from William's Me-262 who came just in time to save Danno) breaks his razor sharp stick finger off. Bonestyx then goes into a rant about how he was "tricked into waiting for him(Danno)". Danno picks up the broken finger, then runs away with it. Bonestyx and his men pursue Danno in an attempt to get Bonestyx's finger back. Unfortunately for them, they are too late, as Danno opens up the fireplace in the living room and burns the broken finger. Danno orders Bonestyx to surrender, but the latter refuses, but accepts an offer from the former to "bring it on outside" in Danno's front yard.

Danno and Bonestyx fight very briefly, but Danno has the upper hand and breaks Bonestyx's skull from his stick body and throws him to the ground. This victory is too good to be true, as Bonestyx grows to Giant Size. However, the fight immediately turns into an argument. Danno's Mom comes out of the house and asks him to empty the dishwasher for her, which is what he does. Though this remains unexplained to this day, Danno manages to counterfeit himself while emptying the dishwasher. The counterfeit Danno returns outside, but is unable to find Bonestyx, who takes the counterfeit Danno by surprise and crushes him to death.

Wimpy (one of the staff members of 77Pacer Studios Inc.) runs away in retreat, unaware that the Danno that Bonestyx crippled severely isn't the real Danno. However, he doesn't give up, and he must avenge what he believes was the death of his leader, so he takes a Sherman tank with him, with only Susan (part of the normal tank crew of the tank) to accompany him. Wimpy and Susan arrive at the place where the counterfeit Danno is about to be crushed only to witness the death of the counterfeit. Bonestyx is overjoyed with himself for having "squashed an Eagle Scout like a bug", not realizing that it wasn't the real Danno that he crushed.

Horrified and distraught at the sight of the counterfeit Danno being crushed to death (again not knowing it's not the real Danno), Wimpy, despite Susan's fear of him getting "blown to bits" from handling the cannon wrong, fires the tank's main cannon at Bonestyx, causing him to collapse, but then gets ressurected again. Wimpy runs up to the counterfeit Danno, ordering the rest of the crew to "take him to the hospital and fix him any way you can".

The real Danno finally comes out of hiding, finally revealing the truth about the counterfeit Danno. Bonestyx is infuriated about the fact that he didn't really kill Danno, and prepares to attack. Danno and his crewmen regroup and prepare to battle Bonestyx, but are interrupted by one of the aircrew (Voiceforge Damien, part of the crew of the B-24 Liberator of the bomber squadron), who used his Hellish-Fire power to free everyone else. Soon, Voiceforge William (in the Messerschmitt-262 jet fighter) and Voiceforge Zack (in the Curtiss P-40F Warhawk) launch another aerial assault on Bonestyx and blow him up, but like he did before, Bonestyx grows to full-size again, rebuilding himself. Realizing this ability, Danno tricks Bonestyx into an offer for Scope mouthwash, which the latter accepts. Danno then runs into his HQ house, gets a glass cup, and put not just Scope mouthwash, but also nasty-tasting skin pore cleaning pad alcohol, which Dan says would disintegrate Bonestyx's bones. Danno comes back outside with the skin-pore alcohol-laden Scope mouthwash, and gives it to Bonestryx, who drinks it and screams from the alcohol-induced pain. The skin-pore alcohol destroys his ability to rebuild his stick body, leaving him more vulnerable to attack.

Next, Voiceforge Jerkface (pilot of the Junkers Ju-87 "Stuka" dive-bomber) is about to dive-bomb the weakened Bonestyx to destroy the villain's giant body, but his aircraft's engine overheats and blows, forcing him to land his crippled plane near Danno's position. Voiceforge Jerface tries unsuccessfully to open the canopy of his Stuka only to find that it's rusty, as the rust has jammed the door preventing it from opening. Danno gets WD-40 out of his garage and gives it to Voiceforge Jerkface, who uses it to unjam the canopy and open it all up.

Bonestyx and Danno start arguing about all the "boring stuff" Danno is putting in the script of the movie. Danno says that every single line in the movie, even the ones that refer to the script is ENTIRELY scripted, and even goes as far as proving his point by getting the script out and breaking the fourth wall by showing it to the audience. However, Bonestyx reminds Danno of the time the Black Thrasher told Danno that he wasn't supposed to show the script to YouTube audiences around the world. When Danno agrees, he puts the script away, so he and Bonestyx can continue the story.

Bonestyx asks Danno to say his last words again, unaware of a Panzer tank that's creeping up behind him. Danno only says "Incoming". Confused, Bonestyx tries to understand why Danno is just saying "incoming", but then starts believing that it's another trick when Danno says that whatever's coming for Bonestyx is behind him. Finally, the Panzer tank fires a round at the ignorant Bonestyx, finally destroying his giant body once and for all. Due to the skin-pore alcohol that destroyed his ability to rebuild his body, Bonestyx is once again nothing more than just a skull, but he still says that he's "not finished yet". Danno then takes Bonestyx (skull alone) captive in his P-51D Mustang, and he and the whole aircraft fleet head back to the USS Surprizer (CV-1990) via wormhole only to find the radar's been wrecked by Bonestyx's own airfleet of damaged aircraft. that he brought back from the grave. 4 of the aircraft in Danno's airfleet are shot down, but it isn't long before the weakness of Bonestyx's airfleet is revealed. A heavily-damaged Boeing B-17G Flying Fortress is used as the power source for Bonestyx's fleet, and so all the engines are blasted out of that, causing not only that to crash, but the rest of the evil airfleet to follow it as well. More furious and filled with a super-strong hatred for Danno and the rest of 77Pacer Studios Incorporated, Bonestyx vows that they shall pay for all the pain inflicted upon him. Danno and the rest of the crew land on the damaged aircraft carrier to celebrate their victory. After this, they do repairs (not shown in the film) on the damaged aircraft carrier.

The next day, Danno and the crew return to the old base via wormhole, strap the defeated Bonestyx to a V2 Rocket, then launch him into outer space to banish him from the world. However, Bonestyx promises everyone that he would be back. It's a promise which, although seems at that moment very unlikely, would eventually be kept 9 years later...        

NOTE: Danno's last name was censored to protect his identity.