Vince Sibley is a Robloxian mayor renowned for governing the city of Retropolis and being one of the targets of an assassination attempt.

Biography

Childhood

Vince Sibley had an abusive childhood. His father was an alcoholic and had a history of child abusing in the past. However, his mother was nice. Vince Sibley once recalled a time when his father slapped his mother after his mother said that her spouse went berserk once after drinking so much that his blood alcohol concentration (BAC) exceeded 0.08%. His father believed Vince Sibley was so abused in school that it is unlikely Vince Sibley would be able to focus on his education. However, Vince Sibley was able to.

A New Contestant Emerges From The Mayoral Race

At age of 24, he began to attend the Democratic Robloxian Party and its events. On January 20, 2017, the Democratic Robloxian Party and Republican Robloxian Party, as well as third-parties advocating anti-fascism, fused together to form the Anti-Fascism Robloxian Party after the Fascist Robloxian Party won the election of 2016. He was the member of the Democratic Wing of the Party. In 2018, the 2018 Retropolis Mayoral Elections begun, with Vince Sibley as the Democratic Wing of the Party and Jennifer Lamara as the Republican Wing of the Party. Other third-parties arrived, and even the Fascism Robloxian Party arrived too. Due to Retropolis's history of voting Democratic, he won the elections easily.

Attempted Assassination of Vince Sibley

In 2024, everyone in the Anti-Fascist Party (with single emos most enraged) turned back at him when he admitted defeat to the Fascist Party of Robloxia in a speech by banning dating and prostitution, otherwise known as sex. A group of single emos said that their spouses had not dated, prostituted, or had sex with them yet. The group leader, a emo boy, cut in front of the group, pulled out a gun loaded with spherical corroded metallic bullets, and aimed at his head after spotting an opening on the crowd in the distance. He flinched and recoiled as the spherical corroded metallic bullet moved out of its barrel and towards the head of the Robloxian. Due to the Magnus effect, the spherical corroded metallic bullet was slightly deviating from its idealistic trajectory and in the end, the kinetic energy of the bullet was not fatal. Despite its apparent non-fatality, the bullet injured him brutally, and he later collapsed mid-speech. Guards at the scene described him as dead, but some guards were questioning whether he died or not and called the University of Rohio Medical Center. An EMS vehicle was then sent to the scene, picked up the pronounced dead body, and escorted him to the University of Rohio Medical Center.

Aftermath

At the medical center:

In the medical center, hospital workers plugged in an ECG. The ECG still was registering a heartbeat. He was unable to sense anything according to hospital workers, who flashed the lights, played distorted audio, made him smell nitrous oxide, made him touch grass, and made him taste food, proving that he was comatose and blacked out. Eventually, while force feeding him baby food with a metallic spoon, the doctor was shocked when Sibley woke up and said, "I am not a toddler!". Every doctor who did tests on Sibley came, and they did the tests again. Sibley's senses were back to normal.

Captured:

While this was occurring, the emo boy was caught by the guards. He was then told that he will be kicked out from the area until he returns back to the area without a weapon. He refused this order, elevating the punishment to a ban. Eventually, he fired at the guards after claiming that they were "minigoverning". In reality, they were not, and he was shot dead. The guards are currently in discussion of being promoted or demoted based on their action.