Hello reader, I am Mason "Scorpio" Smith, AKA, the man who will change Robloxia. This message is made for me to denounce my opponents in the 2024 Robloxian Election.
Robloxia has experienced a significant decline since its peak, particularly during the 1970s. This isn't about the "Afro era," but rather the disintegration of our once-great dominion. The decline began in 1984 when George Roblox, also known as President Roblox, took office. He closed the fracking stations in North Dabloxa, New Bloxico, Bloxas, and Rolaska, opting instead for a treaty with the Tovokian Federation to secure oil supplies. However, the outbreak of the Tovo-Keviabloxian war in 2022 triggered inflation. The 2021 Bacon Empire Incident (be sure to check the link for details) saw Builderman allowing soldiers to perish, only to remove the survivors without seizing any weapons or vehicles. In a shocking turn, the Bacon Empire even traded military arms to the Tovokians in exchange for nuclear capabilities during the Tovo-Keviabloxian War. And let's not forget the devastating Coffee-Stained Republic-Robloxia War, which nearly obliterated Robloxia. This clearly demonstrates Builderman's inadequacy in wartime leadership. With so many threats looming, he cannot remain in power for another decade!
Heading to Coeptus II. I had a close friendship with Coeptus, and we even initiated trade and diplomatic relations between Bloxburg and Silverton. However, everything changed when Coeptus II, whatever his true identity may be, took Coeptus's life. I still grieve for him. Have we really forgotten who Coeptus II is? He’s a murderer who ignited the CSR-Robloxia War, yet many still support his candidacy. For what purpose? To establish a fully communist regime? Let’s not forget the thousands of soldiers we lost during the Cold War to prevent the spread of communism in other nations. And just look at his vision for our country: "Kids can choose their schools," "the United States and Provinces of North Bloxmerica." First of all, what happened to children attending schools in their designated districts or being homeschooled? How will other nations perceive a continent-sized country governed by a communist leader? I can guarantee that Tristan Judeau, the Prime Minister of Bloxanada, is not pleased with this situation.
John Puma. I can say that Puma is a decent individual, but I must mention his temper. Seriously, do we really want a man with a childlike temper in the presidential office? Just imagine the scenario if the Bacon Empire decided to launch nuclear weapons at New Blockers City. Bacon King would be laughing, saying, "Look at what I just destroyed! Your city!" And Puma would respond, "Hey! That's not fair! Mommay!!!" This is a man who actually dismissed his Vice President over a disagreement about a country neither of them owns. Is this the kind of leader we want?
Manul. I face the same issue with Otto Manul-Pallas as I do with John Puma. Both exhibit childish tempers and bicker over things that don't belong to them. Did you ever do that as a child? Furthermore, his democratic views are troubling—"everyone should be able to change their gender," "everyone must switch to electric vehicles by 2028," "the government should regulate every facet of the economy, from exports and imports to corporations and even lemonade stands." It frustrates me to the point that Trumpblox and I created a slogan to express our disapproval. Manul is for they/them. Scorpio is for you (my version).
Even after everything that has transpired, if you still don't consider me the ideal candidate for president, perhaps you'll view my ally, Donald Trumpblox, as a suitable alternative. He shares my vision: securing our borders, strengthening our military, promoting Christianity across the nation, and allowing the economy to function independently while we manage our own affairs. However, the essence of this message is to criticize our opponents. Therefore, it's important to note that Trumpblox has been found guilty of 34 felony counts related to hush money. A convicted criminal in the presidency? I'm not so sure about that...
Scorpio Smith for presidency 2024, make Robloxia great again! Thank you for reading this, and thank you if you cast your vote for me.
My Rally Locations for the Next Month
- Little Blox, Bloxakansas | 12 PM Central Robloxian Standard Time - 3 PM CRS Time Oct 5 | Macrónne Stadium
- Ro Kansas City, Bloxissouri | 1 PM CRS Time - 3:30 PM CRS Time Oct 9 | Builder Brother Stadium
- Johnson, Balabama | 1:30 PM CRS Time - 4 PM CRS Time Oct 13 | Walton Park
- Ro Atlanta, Reorgia | 1 PM CRS Time - 3:30 PM CRS Time Oct 17 | Robertson-Greenburg Convention Center
- Clover City, Eastern Robloxia | 12 PM Standard Robloxian Time - 2 PM SR Time Oct 19 | Clover Stadium
- Livetopia, South Bloxlina | 12 PM SR Time - 3 PM SR Time Oct 22 | Topia Stadium
- Seaboard City, North Bloxlina | 12 PM SR Time - 4 SR Time Oct 23 | Seaboard Arena
- Ro Philadelphia, Rosylvania | 2 PM SR Time - 5 PM SR Time Oct 25 | Newman's Convention Center
- Biami, Blorida | 12 PM SR Time - 3 PM SR Time Oct 27 | Biami World Arena
- Brookhaven, Bloxburg Valley | 1 PM Western Robloxian Standard Time - 4:30 PM WRS Time Oct 29 | Lake Madison
- Bloxburg City, Bloxburg Valley | 1 PM WRS Time - 3:45 PM WRS Time Nov 1 |