Robloxia Times today switched to a blog posting system as their editors could not get their articles published on their newspaper due to frequent word processing software crashes. According to the chief editor, Robloxia Times attempted to publish their articles, but their word processing software crashed, causing them to lose all their hard worked on data, including processed words and articles. They tried distillation, which is a dramatic process of simplification by boiling down the text into bullet points, but the word processing software crashed.
One Robloxian suggested that they install Protogent on the computers involved on the word processing software crashes, but the Robloxian was later told by the chief editor this:
If you dare mention Proto, I will send you to the ghetto.
This quote illustrates that the chief editor has heard about Protogent being a potential unwanted anti-virus software, or simply a rogue.
The article they were trying to work on mentioned a new archipelago discovered in Central Bloxmerica.
One Robloxian joked:
It appears that the uncanny scary curse we talked about in the article was so real that it wanted to curse our word processing software uncannily and scarily.
Meanwhile, other Robloxians liked the change, as it gave them FREEDOM
to format their articles any way they want. They can make the article big. Or they can make it small.
{{{warning!}}}! But what is better is that they did not care at all.
Anyways, expect more content soon. See you in blog, subscribers!