This little gear is guilty!

Welcome to Robloxia's favorite show. I am your host, ChikoritaROBLOXHurricanes and today we are going to prove that ROBUX Blaster can cause inflation! That's right, a gear from a kid's game called ROBLOX could serve as allegory for a greater problem that is affecting some countries of the world today. So, get out your economic textbooks every Robloxian!

Part 1: What is inflation and how Robux Blaster works:

Inflation defined on an economic dictionary denotes "a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money". Now, how do we create inflation? Print money. That is what exactly the Robux Blaster does; it prints money. Exactly how much money does it print? We are about to show you.

According to scripts found in the Robux Blaster, the Robux Blaster creates 2 to 5 bills (it is uniformly distributed). Now what bills does it print? According to the scripts, it appears to use this texture. Texture. What are we most interested in is the fact that there is a 100 ROBUX bill in the texture. Therefore, we conclude that the machine prints 200 to 500 ROBUX. Now we need to find the reload time. For this gear, it is two seconds.

Part 2: Assumptions

Let us assume that the machine prints 350 ROBUX (the expected value) every 2 seconds and it goes to Robloxia's GDP. Also, let us assume Robloxia's GDP is as exactly what the fanon suggests: 60.4 trillion ROBUX.

Part 3: One Gear

This means our innocent gear is effectively printing 175 ROBUX per second, 630,000 ROBUX per hour, 15.12 million ROBUX per day, 105.8 million ROBUX per week, 458.6 million ROBUX per month, and 5.519 billion ROBUX per year. Thanks to this gear, we now have an effective inflation rate of 0.009137%. This does not sound much, as this means that our money will double every 7,586 years.

Part 4: You Get Gear! Everybody Gets Gear!

Suppose we were to give everyone in Robloxia a Robux Blaster. This would mean Robloxia would have the power of 2,326,148,630 Robux Blasters. This would mean in one second, Robloxians would be printing 407.1 billion ROBUX. In one hour, 1.466 quadrillion ROBUX would be printed. A day, 35.17 quadrillion ROBUX. A week, 246.2 quadrillion ROBUX. A month, 1.067×10¹⁸ ROBUX. A year, 1.284×10¹⁹ ROBUX. Thanks to this giving, we now have an effective inflation rate of 2.126×10⁸ percent. This means that our money will double every 0.04757 years or every 2.4804 weeks.

This inflation is worse than Weimar Germany's hyperinflation, but better than Yugoslavia hyperinflation.

Part 5: Lessons?

Robux Blaster is a gear, if used by many, can trigger all sorts of inflation, such as creeping, galloping, or hyper. Roblox decided to make their Robux Blaster off-sale not because it was a government exclusive item, but to curtail inflation.

UPDATE: Robux Blaster prints counterfeit ROBUX, so essentially Robux Blaster in its nerfed state is harmless regardless of quantity. However, think about it. If somebody's Robux Blaster granted someone ROBUX... imagine the possibilities! * Evil but curtailed laugh * .