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In what appears to be the first time Robloxia has taken a step towards democracy and dates, Robloxia today legalized and decriminalized dating for all Robloxians, provided they can pay a fee of 825 ROBUX spent on three accessories and have their head replaced with a female Robloxians and rename themselves as Jenna. Only then are they allowed to date.
The call for decriminalization was cried out when the Robloxian government was bored, so they decided to watch The Der, a Robloxian horror movie. Here, they saw the Ders, a sneaky, scary, terrifying, and loving type of characters who meet with two Robloxian high school students, trying to get them to date, which they knew was illegal in Robloxia. They then analyzed the monetary value of Jenna, one of the characters, and found out that Jenna's clothing comes to a total of 825 ROBUX, which was necessary to persuade the Robloxian government that the law be passed, as all Oders will have to verify that they are wealthy.
The cost of 825 ROBUX is covered by paying for a 70 ROBUX facial tattoo that makes the Robloxian surprised as in anime, a 750 ROBUX surgery fee that makes the Robloxian walk like a pirate, and 5 ROBUX for buying Choker Pants (which was later generically branded as pants as the name of it violated the CommunitySift Amendment).
The origin of Jenna is unknown, but Jenna is known to be one of the Ders in the horror film.
The Der
As of time of publishing, a group of Jennas in Robloxia, all named Jenna Swain, have gathered in one point, not to battle, but to date and have consented sex together. According to biologists, the sexual reproduction processes conducted by Jennas will eventually lead to Jennas being classified as an invasive type of Robloxian species. This is Robloxia Times Satire, signing off.