BLOXBURG, BLOXBURG VALLEY — Brace yourself. Bloxburg is about to change its name— again. The new name, set to roll out this summer, will be the third official name for Bloxburg.
“Coeptus knocked this one out of the park,”
said one ally of the governor, on condition of anonymity.
“You can barely notice the darn name anymore.”
Coeptus presented his new city name at a quarterly Robloxian meeting last week. In the meeting, Coeptus presented a minimal one-sentence argument for making the change.
"We are not autonomous."
In other news, many cities in Robloxia are now renaming their cities as "L", "G", and "S", respectively.