NOTE: this is a joke project I came up with after watching the digimon movie💀💀💀 also, this contains cursing. also NO, this isn't the script from the actual movie, this is just a silly parody of it.
Part 1 (8 years ago)
*we begin one night, as Kari is narrating the cringy story*
Kari (narrating): “one freaking night… it was like every single night, Tai was just waking up from his 14 hour nap because he slept at 2am and I was very addicted to a computer….I guess"
Tai's Mom (Yeah, she's a sociopath in this): "Tai, Take Care of your stupid Sister while I take care of random shi-!"
Tai: "Okay Mommy!!" *he smiles innocently becuz he doesn't know what is going to happen*
*a while later..*
Tai: "It egg!" *looks at Koromon Eggz*
Kari: "Oh no, egg is evill!" *cry*
4 years, 2001 months and 2003 days later...
Tai (he's now a stupid 11 year old who only knows how to be annoying as f**k): "OH MY GAD KARI IS GOING TO BIRTHDAY PARTY AND ME WASNT INVITED
Kari: *runz away to teh birthday Party*
Yuuko (Tai's Mom): "Can you shut the frick up, Tai?"
Tai: "OKI DOKI!"
*a while later...*
Izzy: "Guess what, Tai?" (Also, yes, in this crackfic, Tai thinks that Izzy is a girl just because his name is Izzy)
Tai: "WAHT!?"
Izzy: "T-" *he's about to say it but then he gets interrupted by some Police sirens*
Sora: "OMG DID SOMEONE JUST COMMIT A CRIME!?"
(I am not continuing this sh*t.)