NOTE: THIS IS A SHITPOST, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. (ALSO THIS IS PART 1)
The script.
Prologue
*One quiet day…*
Keiichi Maebara and Satoko Hojo: “Ugh, today is such a boring day.” *they are both staring at a brick wall*
Mion Sonozaki: “why are you 2 staring at a wall?”
Keiichi Maebara: “Because, there’s nothing to do!”
Rika Furude: *walks in* “Mii~ I am here!”
Satoko Hojo: “RIKA! You’re here!” *runs up to Rika and then gives her a very, very tight hug*
Rika Furude: *is suffocating* “A-AH!! HELP!”
Mion Sonozaki and Keiichi Maebara: *they both seperate Satoko from Rika* “Personal space, Satoko!”
Satoko Hojo: “I-I’m sorry, Rika…”
Rika Furude: “I forgive you, Satoko!”
Middle
Satoko Hojo: “WAIT! Where is Rena!?”
Mion Sonozaki: “Honestly, I don’t know where she could be…”
*SLAM!!!*
Rena Ryuugu: “I am sorry for being late, everyone!”