User:ChikoritaTheRobloxian/TheEndOfRobloxia2040/Battle of Robloxian Armageddon

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The Battle of Robloxian Armageddon was a literal and physical battle fought in a town in United States of Robloxia on December 31, 2034. Two armies, the Army of Empire of Shadows under the command of King Ferdinand Napoleon the III and the Evil Army under the command of e251atirokihc were finally and crushingly defeated by the Global Furry Agency Headquarters and the Good Army under the command of chikorita152e respectively, which ended the reign and existence of not only all anti-furries, but also every problematic Robloxian ever. The battle served as literal judgement to any Robloxian who strongly supported e251atirokihc or strongly opposed chikorita152e. What is shocking is that this battle is named after a battle in The Bible from the Book of Revelation. Following the battle, it began the five year era of Pax Roblox or Roblox Peace, as the only events that caused a number of deaths in Roblox comparable to battles were natural disasters and saw a global ceasefire agreement being implemented for the first time.

Prior to the Battle:

Upon King Ferdinand Napoleon the III's revival by e251atirokihc, who attempted to steal the Global Furry Agency Headquarters' Project Shocker in January 2033 but was caught, Napoleon called for the immediate formation of the Empire of Shadows and would hurrily ask every anti-furry organization to join the empire. All of them approved. Napoleon extracted the soldiers from the empire and used it to create the Army of the Empire of Shadows, as well as crowning himself the leader of the army. The Empire of Shadows would strongly oppose every furry organization, and the army was commanded to destroy all of them while annexing Robloxian countries in an attempt to take over the Robloxian planet. The Empire of Shadows then began to take back Avalia in Eurobloxia, annexing its first territory, before attacking Hokanda, Kemonobloxia, and Neo-Japan, annexing those territories as well. Meanwhile, e251atirokihc would call the immediate formation of the Evil Army and would also hurrily ask every evil organization to extract their soldiers in order to have them join the army. All of them did, and the Evil Army was created. The Evil Army would strongly support every evil organization, and the army was commanded to destroy all the good organizations and annex Robloxian countries in an attempt to take over the Robloxian planet. Without the interventions from the good organizations and the Global Furry Agency Headquarters, Roblox would fall into a dual dictatorship. Fortunately, not all hope was lost.

Meanwhile, the Global Furry Agency Headquarters had relocated to a town in the United States of Robloxia after Hokanda was swiftly taken over. They were preparing in case their town would be attacked by the two armies. Meanwhile, chikorita152e would create a Good Army with the intention of destroying everything anti-furry and evil in the planet and crown itself the commander of the army. The Good Army would oppose the Evil Army and Empire of Shadows. It had no intent on annexing countries in Roblox. Unfortunately, the town had been discovered by the Empire of Shadows as ripe for colonization.

On December 23, 2034, e251atirokihc would deliver coal lumps to every Robloxian who supported a good organization. The Empire of Shadows would warn the Global Furry Agency Headquarters occupied town with a mass electronic mailing of a electronic mail message instead, coming from an obfuscated electronic mail address that made it impossible to trace the originating sender on December 24, 2034. On December 25, 2034, most Robloxians who supported a good organization got lumps of coal with a label on it. The Global Furry Agency Headquarters received an electronic mail message that warned "2035 shall be the year of the anti-furry. Merry Christmas and Have A R.I.P PY NEW YEAR". Immediately, they mustered into action to prepare for the inevitable arrival. chikorita152e did not receive a coal lump, but rather a mysterious message that read "EVIL'LL LIVE."

On December 26, 2034, chikorita152e would prepare its Good Army for the inevitable arrival too.

The training of both naughty and nice lasted until December 31, 2034, midnight, when the town heard footsteps of the marching Evil Army and the Empire of Shadows, while e251atirokihc hovered and immediately covered itself with a really black smoky shroud, effectively and perfectly camouflaging itself with the midnight sky.

Battle

Within two seconds of midnight, the Empire of Shadows soldiers started to charge, and so did the Evil Army. Within minutes, the police department building of the town was looted and subject to a massive shooting. Its armory full of pistols had been robbed and its prison cell had been opened. The police officers of the town tried to counter the threat and close the prison cell, as well as try to use their criminal apprehending tactics to capture the soldiers of the both armies, but they were speedily killed on sight. The Good Army and the Global Furry Agency Headquarters sent their soldiers to defeat the evil soldiers. There would be an opportunity to shoot e251atirokihc, but since e251atirokihc was a god-like Robloxian, it rapidly flew. Bullets and matter noclipped through e251atirokihc's body, not affecting it at all. Soon after, the evil soldiers committed multiple acts of grand automobile theft as they proceeded to steal police vehicles, taking them for a joyride or carjacked existing police vehicles, causing them to crash through the police department building. Law enforcement was powerless to stop them from escaping. Two police officers who worked on the offices of the police department were shot, and countless were injured. They would take an eight hours nap in the prison cell's bed before waking up in the morning to continue their assault. Meanwhile, chikorita152e flew to the sky to muster her Good Army again to plan an attack that would allow her to kill e251atirokihc.

The Roblox Mart was the next thing they attacked. As the police vehicles approached the Roblox Mart car park, they immediately carjacked taxis and killed taxi drivers, as well as creating more instances of grand automobile theft as taxis were stolen and weaponized to destroy the doors of the store. Lots of lettuce, grapefruit, watermelons, apples, potatoes, wedges of cheese, fruitcakes, cans of BloxyCola, waffles, and skateboards were stolen. When store cashiers tried to stop them from shoplifting, they were met to a pistol on their heads, effectively headshotting them. Two store cashiers were reported to have been killed, and countless customers were killed too. They tried to use the skateboards to get away from the crime scene, but they did not work as intended, until they realized that a skateboard can be weaponized. Many customer vehicles were broken into, causing shrapnel of vehicle window glass to litter the car park. There was a plan to hijack the skydiving plane by the evil soldiers. It was implemented to a partial success as not only did the evil soldiers take down the Roblox News blimp that was hovering in the sky, causing an explosion that killed a part of the news team and was comparable to the size of the Hindenburg explosion, but also resulted in their unfortunate deaths as e251atirokihc failed to realize that it was essentially a desperate mission. At this point, the Empire of Shadows largely began to primarily focus on destroying businesses, while the Evil Army primarily focused on destroying private property after they agreed to divide the work. They took a three hour break to witness their destruction before continuing.

The next thing the Empire of Shadows destroyed was the restaurant. Using the skateboard, a Empire of Shadows soldier smashed open the door that was meant for restaurant employees only after killing two restaurant employees while the rest were focused on killing the 12 Robloxians who ate there at 11:00. Robloxians who were in the drive through received a gunshot to the head rather than their meal. The Global Furry Agency Headquarters tried to guard the lavatories in the restaurant to save the lives of six Robloxians, four of them in the toilets and two of them in the sinks, but were largely unable to after gunshots broke the mirror glass on the men's restroom. In the women's restroom, a Empire of Shadows soldier was reported to have regretted her decision to join after she was reported to have said "maybe i don't have anything to offer anyone! my fucking friend is going to cut me off! fuck! all my fucking friends are going to leave! i'm fucked, my life is over" before activating the restaurant's fire alarm and fleeing on one of the cars used. It would later be revealed the soldier had taken her own life by falling to a pit with her car. The Town of Robloxia's Fire Department was informed about the "fire alarm", but was rapidly gunned down by the remaining soldiers. Lots of cans of Bloxy Cola, cups of coffee, tacos, slices of pizzas, cheeseburgers, and turkey legs were stolen.

Meanwhile, a train with petroleum cargo was derailed by the Evil Army, crashing into nearby roads in the town and blocking traffic, as well as setting fire to cars, trees, and houses nearby as the diesel engine exploded, exploding the petroleum inside of it and setting it ablaze. With no fire fighters in the fire department left, the fire was largely uncontained, and eventually, the gas station in the town exploded, as gas pumps were set on fire and the nearby car wash malfunctioned, as well as killing the only clerk and all customers inside. Bloxy Cola was also stolen from the debris. Meanwhile, the Roblox News Channel was hijacked while in the middle of a news segment, killing nine Robloxians. The Empire of Shadows would hijack the broadcasting and use it to broadcast an alarming message to all Robloxians who still were in the town and activate the Orb of Darkness, causing the simultaneous death of the entire Robloxian government. chikorita152e, upon hearing the Ferdinand Napoleon the III has successfully annexed Robloxia and now has the power to rule it, was further motivated, and the Good Army ironically saw the statement as a boost of their morale.

At long last I have obtained the Orb of Darkness. Now Robloxia will have to bow to my command. As I activate the orb I assure all this will be short. GLORY TO MY REIGN! ALL WILL BOW TO FERDINAND NAPOLEON THE THIRD!!!

At the clinic, 12 Robloxian patients, countless babies, toddlers, and animals, and four clinic workers would be killed in what would be known as Operation Babicide by the Empire of Shadows. The Empire of Shadows told the Robloxian army that they have three days to accept being drafted to the Empire of Shadows Army or they will be killed. Furthermore, the Evil Army poisoned the lake water with a dye that had similar brainwashing properties to the dye used by the Robloxians Against Retroslop to recruit new agents. Upon consuming, they would be agents of the Empire of Shadows and will have to praise Ferdinand Napoleon the III as well as many other problematic Robloxians, including e251atirokihc. The statue in the town was quickly taken down and replaced with a statue of e251atirokihc, and the factory had shifted production to serve the Empire of Shadows after all the factory workers were killed or cleansed of thoughtcrimes by the Evil Army.

Finally, they would target the school at 3PM. They would go to the English, the Science, the Mathematics, and the History classrooms and would kill 36 students and 4 school workers. They would also steal everything in the classrooms, and even vandalized the classroom whiteboards, writing hate speech and discriminatory words against the furries. The restrooms were attacked, and six students were killed in all the restrooms, and the mirrors were broken by trash cans being thrown. Trash cans were also thrown at the vending machines, causing them to spill out their contents. 17 lockers were lockpicked and their contents stolen. The school cafeteria would be destroyed, and 16 students would be killed. The Empire of Shadows then broke through the windows to escape. At 4PM, they fled, as everything was a success without the Global Furry Agency Headquarters intervention. Eventually, they decided to have a duel with the Global Furry Agency Headquarters.

During the duel, Global Furry Agency Headquarters won a supermajority of the duels involved, at 68%. However, they lost some of the duels and some members of the High Table of the GFAH unfortunately lost. The duels were planned to last for 8 hours. Meanwhile, chikorita152e had finished planning their attack at around 11:59 PM. When the Empire of Shadows sent Ferdinand Napoleon and e251atirokihc to take place with a two-on-two duel to finish it off, with AndroidTan and chikorita152e on the other side. Ferdinand Napoleon and AndroidTan engaged in a fierce gun fight, but one finishing move by chikorita152e would finally do the job. chikorita152e would finally touch e251atirokihc with a sharpened linked sword... creating a large explosion and a bright flash of light...

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After the Battle:

As soon the sound of the explosion went off the distance, all anti-furry and problematic organizations were simultaneously erased from existence, including the Empire of Shadows and the Evil Army as all of their members were cast into a lake of persimmon colored cracked lava, where they burned to inexistence as their immortality privileges were removed. The Global Furry Agency Headquarters and the Good Army survived. As for e251atirokihc, e251atirokihc, while bleeding, suddenly fell to a hole chikorita152e created. Its cyan colored radioactive blood and its mortal plastic body then made its way through the crust of the planet, eventually merging with the molten mantle of the planet. The following hours saw revenge being exacted as anti-furries and problematic organizations tried to reform themselves, but they somehow were also noticed by chikorita152e and were also cast to the lake.

Meanwhile, the United Roblox Countries has noticed that the conflict in the Tovokian Federation and Keviabloxia had miraculously stopped as Tovokian Federation surrendered after the current premier of the Tovokian Federation addressed the nation that Keviabloxia will remain an independent country and aid will be sent to the country as an apology gift for invading the country for approximately thirteen years. Meanwhile, Palesblox finally became a free state and the Ro East region hostilities calmed down. The country of Iran ceased producing nuclear weapons, an sentiment that was later globally echoed, and nuclear weapons were gradually removed. Pakistain and Ro-Indi also ceased hostilities. Taking advantage of the situation, the United Roblox Countries agreed for a global ceasefire on January 1, 2035, marking this the first time it was ever implemented.

Meanwhile, laws in United States of Robloxia changed. For the first time ever, the Robloxian government saw the dangers of absolute free speech and how it led to various anti-furry and problematic organizations being developed. Laws were passed that required all companies to treat every Robloxian equally regardless if it was a furry or a retroslop, and a law would later be passed banning all anti-Robloxian organizations, which would later be echoed in Roblox. The Equal Rights Amendment, which failed to pass in the 1980s, was finally made an Amendment of the United States of Robloxia, making this the first time the constitution of the country would be updated in the 21^st century. Now Robloxians are not being discriminated worldwide, Robloxia was leading Roblox in peace and Robloxian rights efforts. The United Roblox Countries focus was changed from stopping conflicts to solving the rest of Roblox's problems, such as poverty and hunger. Some newspapers and media outlets even predicted that 2035 is arguably the best year in Robloxian history and that the Roblox world will forever remain in peace.

As there were no more wars being fought, some countries decided to reduce their military budgets down to the lowest levels prior to the 2002 November terrorist attacks. More radical countries would remove their military budgets entirely.

However...

Unfortunately, while January 1, 2035 proved to be the best day in Robloxian history, it would rapidly descend over the next five years. Within days, natural disasters began to strike the planet. First, they camouflaged well with ordinary natural disasters. As weeks went by, it became clear that those were not ordinary natural disasters, but as they struck in rarer areas and rarer intensities, it became apparent that something is wrong. Apparently e251atirokihc may have heard of Roblox peace, but to e251atirokihc's mind, it was more like Roblox pieces. e251atirokihc wanted to destroy the planet of Roblox as revenge for being cast in molten lava. What better way to do it is to warm the planet gradually... and by 2040, have it be struck by an extinction event.

>Coming soon: The apocalypse begins.