The Toy Room

Special Containment Procedures:

The room is to be acquired by the RSCP Foundation, with a suitable cover established. All children are to be given a Class-A amnestic upon site exit. Armed personnel of Chi-152 MTF may be used to guard the room near its external terminator. See Addendum 088-03 for proper experimentation procedures.

Description:

RSCP-088 is a room that is larger than adult rooms. To a Robloxian school-age child, it looks like a place for them to play and be physically active, develop their skills and imagination, and relax.

However, the room is cursed with a phenomenon wherein any Robloxian other than a Robloxian school-age child entering the room would suddenly stop walking and jumping, effectively transforming into a toy. Any school-age children would be affected by a cognitohazard that would make the Robloxian realize that the frozen Robloxian is a toy figure and would play with it. The alteration to the Robloxian can be undone by forcing the Robloxian out of the room. This does not affect neighboring rooms and floors.

RSCP-088 was constructed with the intent of having the school-age children of class-D personnel play and be physically active, develop their skills and imagination, and relax, and fulfilled that purpose until ██/██/████, when a work-age class-D personnel entered RSCP-088 and suddenly was unable to walk nor jump. The work-age class-D personnel appeared to be thrown out of the room by children after they complained that "the toy felt blocky", to which he was suddenly invigorated. The investigation into the incident led to the discovery via security footage on the room that the Robloxian children committed an effigy by inserting pins on a work-age Robloxian class-D personnel fast asleep, then whispering the magical verbal incantation "Long Live The Voodoobloxian!" before going to bed. When they prepared themselves to go to school, they removed the pins. They found out that the class-D personnel was DEAD. They hid the D-class personnel under the bed, calling it "Our Friendly Monster". It was quickly established that the "Friendly Monster" was the cause of the phenomenon and repeated attempts to convince the children to dispose of the rotting D-class corpse were unconvincing, according to the children.

Since the incident, ██ rooms have been discovered with anomalous properties similar to RSCP-088, with ██% of these in an 2.86-megastud radius of the room.

Addendums

Addendum 088-01: Experimentation Logs for RSCP-088

Experiment-01

Experiment-01
Subject	D-088-294
Protocol	All children in the room were vacated out of the site. D-088-294 is then asked to start a serious conversation with the children.
Results	D-088-294 hosted a meeting where D-088-294 stated his concern. D-088-294 was reported to have some pretty good reasons that will convince the children that getting rid of "The Friendly Monster" is actually a super cool idea. Here are few that he used. The children will have much more space to play. The children can finally built their cardboard sculptures or maybe have a dance party with your friends. The children will not have to clean that much. The children will always find their favorite toys, because they will not be cluttered under the ones that the children do not even play with. The children will always be playing with their favorite toys. The children will feel awesome to give that toy to someone who really wants it. The reasons failed to convince the children, and they left the family meeting shortly after just to return to the site.

I talked about the goal of less toys with kids, yet they did not listen to me. You fools! I have nine more experiments! - D-088-294

Experiment-02

Experiment-02
Subject	D-088-294
Protocol	All children in the room were vacated out of the site. D-088-294 is then asked to make the purge playful and super fun.
Results	D-088-294 asked the children to return to the site with "The Friendly Monster" in a smooth plastic bag. D-088-294 hosted a garage sale in which the smooth plastic bag had a fake price of "your willingness to dispose of this friendly monster". The experiment was a failure; the children shoplifted the smooth plastic bag and opened it, then placed the contents under the bed.

I even made it playful and super fun, yet they did not listen to me. You fools! I have eight more experiments! - D-088-294

Experiment-03

Experiment-03
Subject	D-088-294
Protocol	All children in the room were vacated out of the site. D-088-294 is then asked to give the children a choice within their boundaries.
Results	D-088-294 asked the children to trade in any body part of the Friendly Monster with a toy body part of equivalent value. The trade offer was refused, as the children said The Friendly Monster's head is better than the figure's plastic head.

I even made it into a trade offer, yet they did not listen to me. You fools! I have seven more experiments! - D-088-294

Experiment-04

Experiment-04
Subject	D-088-294
Protocol	All children in the room were vacated out of the site. D-088-294 then took a physical photograph of "The Friendly Monster" and was instructed to instruct the children on replacing the Friendly Monster with the physical photograph and that they can place it anywhere they want.
Results	Complete failure. Children reported that the physical photograph felt "unblocky" and replaced it back with "The Friendly Monster".

I even made it into a photograph, yet they did not listen to me. You fools! I have six more experiment-wait, what the hell are yo-are you doing a effig-stop inserting pins on m-zz-deh - D-088-294

Addendum 088-02:

Following an incident where the children of D-088-294 did an effigy by inserting pins on D-088-294, the corpse of D-088-294 has been dragged by 16-year-old school-age children to the Site Hospital, where the pins were removed and RSCP-021 injected to bandaids before the bandaids were applied to cuts on D-088-294's plastic skin. D-088-294 woke up, refreshed. Experiment-04 has been believed to be the result of performing too many experiments on the children of the room. As such, the R5 council decided to cease experimentation on RSCP-088 until "The Friendly Monster" is removed from RSCP-088.

However, with no enforcement on experimentation Prohibition, speakeasy D-class personnel governed by Jazwares started to experiment on their own, placing innocuous Robloxians into RSCP-088. That made R5 council enraged, so they decided to allow experimentation on one condition: they are D-class personnel children, promise to undo the alteration made, and be supervised by an appropriate higher class personnel that is of working-age. For no time should the higher class personnel enter the Site. See Addendum 088-03 for the first experiment performed using those prerequisites.

Addendum 088-03: Before and After

File:RSCP-088Before.png

File:RSCP-088After.png

I found a Robloxian with a garment, namely D-088-295. Perhaps it would not hurt to turn him into a toy figure? - D-088-296

Experiment-05
Subject	D-088-295
Protocol	D-088-295 is to enter RSCP-088.
Results	See Gallery on Right Hand Side

Yes! He turned into a toy figure! Now I can play with him. - D-088-296

Undo the alteration you made to D-088-295 immediately or risk termination. - R5-██

But R5-██, I am an adult. You expect me to turn into a toy figure too? - D-088-296

I do not expect you to turn into a toy figure, for you are a child. - R5-██

I will undo the alteration by swiping D-088-295. - D-088-296

Following this, D-088-296 swiped D-088-295 and brought him outside, where he said his first words outside of RSCP-088.

Those children gave me this baseball bat. I guess I can keep it for future use. -D-088-295

D-088-296 is then administered Class-A amnestic since he was a child.