The Noob Song, is a satirical parody song critiquing anti-newbie rhetoric, it was produced by Jackaroo! Records and sung by J-Bug.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Living life in the life of the noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone!
Living life in the life of a noob, I watch the rising sun!
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run!
[Verse 1]
I just got this game yesterday so
I don't know where to go, can you tell me bro?
Would you stop getting killed cause I'm getting P.O.ED?
It's a yes or a no, well I'll take that as a no!
Ho ho ho!
I just got pwned!
Would you stop yelling into the microphone?
My guy just died and he made a big groan!
That's 'cause you just fought five guys alone!
[Chorus]
Living life in the life of the noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone!
Living life in the life of a noob, I watch the rising sun!
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run!
[Verse 2]
I take a shotgun and a sniper to see
But you just took the best guns from me!
Don't worry buddy! I'll be MVP!
And your highest skill rate is a level 3...
Oh, that don't matter: see, 'cause I'm a natural!
I look into the scope, oh holy mackerel!
You just got blown up by a frag...
Haha! Check it out, I'm getting teabagged!
[Chorus]
Living life in the life of the noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone!
Living life in the life of a noob, I watch the rising sun!
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run!
[Verse 3]
Come on friend, we're at the end!
And we're at a base that you can't defend...
You silly goose, you need to get loose!
When I'm uptight, I drink apple juice!
Then you're gonna play just like I do!
That's why I don't take advice from you...
This kid still isn't worth a dime....
Let's sing the chorus one more time!
OH MY GOD, honestly, do you ever SHUT UP?!
[Outro]
Living life in the life of a noob is quite a hard hardship!
Living life in the life of a noob, you'll be treated like shit!