The Books of Roblox

A collection of books about the main religion of Roblox, Robloxism.

There are three volumes of The Books of Roblox; First World, Second World, and finally Third World. The first volume was about the beginnings of Roblox. The second volume was about the good, the bad, and the ugly. The third volume is about the world-ending future.

First World

Creation of Roblox

  1. One day, Lord Baszucki wanted something to exist.
  2. So he created plastic.
  3. Plastic was the most ideal thing to him at the time.
  4. The next day, he wanted a form of plastic.
  5. So he made rocks.
  6. The next day, he wanted a world.
  7. So he grabbed two rocks.
  8. He smashed them together.
  9. And it made a planet called Roblox.
  10. The next day, he still wanted something else.
  11. He wanted a living, breathing, animal.
  12. So he created a Noobimal
  13. He put it in the waters of Roblox.
  14. The next day, he still wanted MORE.
  15. So he multiplied the Noobimal till there were enough.
  16. The next day, he still wanted EVEN MORE.
  17. So he decided to create the "Baseplate"
  18. And then, he decided to do some silly stuff for his own entertainment
  19. He made some unusual things happen.
  20. And that was how the planet of Roblox came to be.

Creation of Robloxians

  1. Once upon a time
  2. Lord Baszucki wanted a companion
  3. So he wondered what kind of companion it would be.
  4. The next day.
  5. He gathered some plastic and molded it into his own companion
  6. Baszucki wanted to name his new companion
  7. So he called it "John Doe".
  8. He then gave it an account.
  9. John Doe started to move, chat, and interact.
  10. The next day.
  11. John Doe wanted a companion too.
  12. So Lord Baszucki gathered some plastic.
  13. Then he molded it together.
  14. And voila! Came a new person
  15. The lord named this other companion "Jane Doe".
  16. He then gave it an account
  17. Jane Doe started to move, chat, and interact.
  18. Soon enough, he made the two into the rulers of the land.
  19. John and Jane Doe were thrilled.
  20. So they lived happily ever after. (P.S: I think)

Second World

Third World