Synfall in 1962

Synfall in 1962

Svnfall

Synfall was the 9th mayor of Brookhaven. He also served as a politician and made a 10 minute long speech promising to make his country great.

Early Life & Education (1946-1959)

Synfall was born in December 8, 1946.

Synfall went to Brookhaven Daycare when he was 2.

When Synfall was 5, he was in the 1st grade. However, due to an educational issue, he was sent back to kindergarten in 1954.

On 1955, Synfall read a lot of general education textbooks during his silent reading period in elementary school. He then amazed the professor of his elementary school class by showing that he possessed middle school knowledge.

When Synfall was 10, he graduated from high school after he possessed high school knowledge. He was drafted to the Brookhaven Army, but had to refuse the draft due to the fact that Livetopia, the war front, never had a college.

When Synfall was 12, he graduated from college after he possessed college knowledge. He then wrote a treaty during the Brookhaven Treaty Writing Contest, but it lost.

When Synfall was 13, his parents gave him a trophy, a cake, pizza from Mo's Pizza, and fries for his birthday.

Teenage Life (1959-1964)

From 1959 to 1964, Synfall would consume copious amounts of pizza slices and fries, causing his body mass index to increase beyond 25 by the time Mo's Pizza closed. Every December 8th, he would consume a whole cake. On 1961, he got a job offer from The Agency. During cadet training, he failed the fitness part of the test.

Adult Life: (1964-2000)

Analytic Continuation of Habitual Experiences

He then ate a lot of fries from 1964 to 1967. So many fries were consumed after 1964 that Synfall was banned from his home in 1967 for being too obese. Fortunately, his parents gave him daily stimulus checks to buy his food. The Agency later found him, taking shelter in an upside down grocery store cart parked near his former home while eating a cake slice on his 21st birthday, and gave him a room in a homeless shelter that is constantly being vertically developed since construction.

The Homeless Shelter Life

During his life in the homeless shelter, he found out that the homeless shelter was prison-like. Here is an excerpt of the shelter schedule:

Schedule
Time What to do:
0700 Wake up
0830 Shower
0930 Breakfast (Coffee and Bread)
1430 Lunch
2000 Dinner
2100 Sleep
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  • Exercising in Corridors
  • Chatting
  • Reading
  • Writing
  • Homeless Shelter Jobs
  • Religious Activities
  • Visiting

In 1968, The Agency made a special appearance in the homeless shelter to do a lottery. The winners would be promoted as the cadets of The Agency. Synfall won the lottery and was hired the next day after he passed the fitness test that he failed five years earlier.

As one of The Agency's cadets:

As the Agency Cadet, Synfall witnessed the grand re-opening of Mo's Pizza. He also was one of the figures led by The Agency to bust or confirm the myth that the Communist Party was performing Robloxian experimentation. In 1973, The Agency was deciding to whether to arrest Wolfpaq for committing war-like atrocities in Da Hood, to which he strongly opposed. In 1976, The Agency wanted to investigate a new political party: The Capitalist Party, which begun receiving followers by the droves as soon it was established. In 1987, The Agency was tasked to find the culprit behind a recent entry to a bear market in the Brookhaven People's Republic. In 1989, Svnfall was warned by higher staff members of The Agency for telling them to arrest the anti-capitalists, but was pardoned later after Svnfall told the higher staff the exact geographical coordinates of the Capitalist Party headquarters.

As Mayor

Synfall eventually became mayor in 1992, winning the 1992 Mayoral Elections in Brookhaven. His inaugural address on January 20, 1993, was about how Robloxia is great. He ran for two terms; however, his second term was prematurely ended as The Agency shot him for a prank.

Death (2000):

One time, on April 1st, 2000, Svnfall was left behind in The Agency headquarters while everyone had to vacate because of an earthquake drill. Synfall took this unprecedented lack of Robloxian resources and decided to get out his backpack full of prank items that he planned to use that day, including whoopee cushions and fart spray. When he sprayed the fart spray, he realized there was no more fart spray left, so he disposed of the empty spray container in one of the headquarter's recycle bins. He then grabbed his whoopee cushion, and went upstairs to the top of the headquarters to the owner room, where the owner of the headquarters would usually sit. The owner room was left unlocked for some bizarre reason he could not comprehend, so he placed the Whoopee Cushion in the owner's chair and hid beside a wall separating the owner's office and the owner's break room, perfectly camouflaged on the decorations.

Two minutes later, the earthquake drill was over. The owner went back to his office and unbeknownst to him, he sat on the Whoopee Cushion. As neon green smoke emitted out of the whoopee cushion and a fart noise played, the prankster gangster laughed. As he was laughing, he accidentally collapsed and started to roll on the break room floor. As he was no longer camouflaged but imperfectly camouflaged on the break room floor, the owner found out, and said what would be his last words that he ever heard:

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your prank is so bad I would have preferred the prank went over my head and you gave up re-doing the prank. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this prank is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that prank has the potential to power every house on Roblox. You must not alive!

There were no last words said by him. As the Agency owner pulled out the strongest weapon ever found in the armory room, he pointed the weapon's barrel towards his head, and fired.

Legacy

On April 2nd, 2000, the 10th mayor of Brookhaven said that the Brookhaven family was comprised of suspicious family members. As a result, their entire family was banned from participating in future mayoral elections as candidates.