Roasts/Insults to use against a slender

  1. At least I have something you will never have: a brain and a father/mother who takes care of you.
  2. I've already heard mic up "[insert ludicrously large number here]" times. Also these four magic words will help you improve your life. These words are: Shut the f*** up.
  3. Your fatherless
  4. Shut up you crusty musty lusty dusty guy
  5. Kill Yourself/ You should die!