Operation Rafund

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In between 09:00 and 17:00 on May 1, 2026, a joint operation, codenamed as Operation Rafund, was conducted by all branches of the Robloxian Armed Forces and Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (RICE), cumulating in a full-blown defeat of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation (RAF) as implied by the capturing and the assassination of most of its founding members. Over 60 million members of the organization were killed in eight hours, marking this the deadliest operation in Robloxian history as it even paralleled Roblox War II in terms of death and destruction. Due to most of the destruction of the bases being caused by the detonation of a nearby thermonuclear ballistic missile, this effectively resulted in thermonuclear war that would later create a brief thermonuclear winter induced interglacial period in summer (primarily due to the fact one thermonuclear ballistic missile just so happened to land on Site-07, detonating all the nuclear bombs hidden in the site). Despite the sudden blitz, some members survived, but with the departments being destroyed, they gave up disliking on retroslop and began to realize that it was acceptable to be retroslop in Robloxia, joining other organization departments that are pro-retroslop.

Because of the scope and devastating magnitude of the conflict, the Global Furry Agency and the International Agency of Contracts gained some jealousy from the Robloxian government, saying that they were doing the same tasks that they would plan to do in 2027, though GFA were rather somewhat thankful as they "have their work cut out".

Background

The Robloxian government on April 30, 2026 at 17:00 found the Retroslop Annihilation Federation to be violating the Terms of Citizenship, the constitution of the United States of Robloxia at that time. Sooner or later, the information was relayed from the Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement to Robloxian Congress in the form of a bill, requesting that Robloxia declare war on the Retroslop Annihilation Federation. The war declaration passed both sub-branches of the legislative branch unanimously without a filibuster, which caused the bill to land in the coffer of David Baszucki. David Baszucki later signed the bill and announced a war declaration on the Retroslop Annihilation Federation. The effective declaration of war on the Retroslop Annihilation Federation immediately heightened tensions between the two belligerents, which were formerly non-existent back then. Around that time, the Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement announced that deportation orders and charges have been authorized for all nine founders of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation, but the Robloxian Armed Forces were then mustered due to the fact it was revealed that none of the founders immigrated to Robloxia as they had birthright citizenships. Focus began shifting more towards assassinating the founders and destroying all of its bases.

Conflict Synopsis

Pre-Conflict:

That night, the Robloxian Armed Forces finished their plan to destroy the bases. A total of 97 thermonuclear ballistic missiles were planned to be used, with one thermonuclear ballistic missile being assigned to one of the bases. The Robloxians Immigrations and Customs Enforcement practiced their escort routine, aiming to get a time from arrival to departure to less than 5 minutes with two goals in mind, capture and assassination, the latter of which was optional.

The Conflict

Snead's company prior to the capture of Snead

Snead's company prior to the capture of Snead

At around 09:00, on May 1, 2026, the first thermonuclear ballistic missile had been launched near the Sneed's Guns n' Fun site, and 97 Robloxian Air Force fighter jets containing the Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement escort selected to take part of the military operation and appropriate Robloxian Armed Force members were deployed near all sites. At Sneed's Guns n' Fun site, Sneed was arrested by the Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement for the systematic and genocidal eradication of the retroslop species by guns. He was handcuffed and taken to the fighter jet parked near the site while he had to watch as his site got pillaged and bombed by a thermonuclear ballistic missile at 09:05. He was transferred to a federal prison and was immediately sent to death row after his speedy denaturalization. With the Great Leader gone and with no members of succession clearly delineated, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation rapidly collapsed into an anarchic state. Despite the transition into anarchy, the group was still adamant on its mission to kill all retroslop.

At around 09:05, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation Store was in the target of a second thermonuclear ballistic missile being launched near the store, and Robloxian Air Force members seized the store's inventory of t-shirts and shirts due to it being contraband material.

At around 09:10, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation Headquarters was finally broke into by the Robloxian Armed Forces. A lot of heavy security guards were killed. Some heavy security guards were killed by the weapons of the Robloxian Armed Forces, while others accidentally fell into the traps that they themselves ironically installed. Later, the entire headquarters was destroyed by a third thermonuclear ballistic missile launched near the headquarters.

At around 09:15, all Retroslop Annihilation Federation members were told to get to the bunker by the co-founders, which rapidly assumed and usurped power from Snead after his capture, swearing to continue their mission to kill all retroslop. Five minutes into the evacuation into the bunker, a fourth ballistic missile was launched near the bunker. It struck the bunker, immediately weakening the bunker to the point all Retroslop Annihilation Federation members inside the bunker were killed.

At around 09:20, as the Anti-Retroslop Medical Center was filled to the brim with injured and sickened personnel, presumably from thermonuclear radiation poisoning, a fifth ballistic missile was launched near the medical center itself, hitting the medical center at 09:25, killing the personnel which had been thermonuclear radiation poisoned.

At around 09:25, as the training center was filled to the brim with new recruits, a sixth ballistic missile was launched near the training center itself, hitting the training center at 09:30, killing all recruits.

At around 09:30, a seventh ballistic missile was launched near the bathrooms itself, hitting the bathrooms at 09:35.

At around 09:35, a eighth ballistic missile was launched near the border itself, hitting the border at 09:40. This created a cavity in the border wall that the Retroslop Annihilation Federation used to protect itself from neighboring countries that might otherwise intervene with their plans to kill all retroslop. Since the cavity was wide, many robloxians associated with the Robloxian Armed Forces immediately stormed the Retroslop Annihilation Federation bases containing, liberating any retroslop they would find. Ironically, the surviving co-founders described the liberators as "stealers of brainrot and retroslop", cleverly nodding the famous Robloxia area Steal a Brainrot Trails that they criticized as retroslop since it was constructed to compete with the then-monopolistic corporation of Grow a Garden, before demanding that all remaining Retroslop Annihilation Federation members fight back against the liberation of the retroslop from imprisonment in bases. For the next 7 hours and 20 minutes of the infiltration, all retroslop imprisoned would be liberated by the Robloxian Armed Forces, with the most retroslop being liberated by the Robloxian Army, followed by a tie among all the other branches of the Robloxian Armed Forces, and due to the mustering order of the co-founders, miniature battles would take place between the Robloxian Armed Forces and the Retroslop Annihilation Federation. A supermajority of the battles were on the favor of the Robloxian Armed Forces as they scored decisive victories one after another, but there were a notable few battles that they actually lost, even with backup. In some particular battles, the Robloxian Armed Forces appeared to have lost, but when the backup Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement was called, the Robloxian Immigrations and Custom Enforcement rapidly tipped the battle to their collective favor as they were agents trained in escort, handcuffing, and other strategies used by law enforcement to subject their victims to excessive force.

At around 09:40, the graveyard of personnel was about to receive a shipment of freshly dead personnel corpses poisoned by thermonuclear radiation ready to be interred into the cemetery's ground. Unfortunately, the graveyard of personnel instead received a ninth ballistic missile, which hit the graveyard in 09:45, effectively and ironically contributing the graveyard's growth in the number of dead personnel as the personnel of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation was busy burying the dead corpses underground.

There are considerable talk to launch a ballistic missile at 09:45, but in the end, it was scrapped. Similar actions occurred in 09:50 and 09:55.

At 10:05, the personnel of the hot spring of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation were killed when a tenth nuclear ballistic missile was launched near the hot spring at 10:00 and hit the hot spring.

At 10:10, the personnel of the beach of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation were killed when a eleventh nuclear ballistic missile was launched near the beach at 10:05 and hit the beach.

At 10:15, the personnel of the outside cafeteria of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation were killed when a twelfth nuclear ballistic missile was launched near the beach at 10:10 and hit the outside cafeteria.

At 10:20, the personnel of the first newly built watchtower of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation were killed when a thirteenth nuclear ballistic missile was launched near the first watchtower at 10:15 and hit the newly built watchtower. Similarly, the next watchtower also destroyed five minutes later. The Robloxia Nostalgia Movement, which was against the Retroslop Annihilation Federation, became overly jealous of the Robloxian Armed Forces and Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, which managed to somehow find and destroy the watchtowers in at least ten minutes, surpassing all of their expectations. The jealousy was caused by the fact they could have destroyed the watchtowers when they had the opportunity, but the belligerent managed to destroy it first.

At 10:30, the personnel of the laboratory of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation was killed when a fifteenth ballistic missile was launched at 10:25, with their second laboratory destroyed five minutes later. Prior to this, the Robloxian Armed Forces staged an infiltration of the laboratory, immediately gaining access to the room that controls the room doors of retroslop being subject to cruel experimentation, and then proceeded to release all the retroslop out into the uncruel wild. However, not all personnel were killed. Some surviving personnel, which hid on the laboratory's thermonuclear war bunkers, included:

  • Dr. Elara Finch (lead)
  • Professor Silas Wren
  • Dr. Anya Mercer
  • Dr. Caius Vale
  • Dr. Lyra Caldwell
  • Dr. Thorne Ardent
  • Professor Mira Solis

Later, interviews conducted by the surviving personnel after the all clear was given by authorities and officials revealed that the founders and leaders had forced them to become laboratory experimenters, with some of them exposing themselves as former RSCP Foundation employees with high clearance levels that also performed experiments on D-Class personnel and even have admitted to putting retroslop into RSCP D-Class experiment rooms. While this was not violating the RSCP Foundation's rules, this resulted in ethical concerns among the personnel that ultimately outweighed their decision on whether to continue hating on retroslop. As a result, they felt a signature change of heart, with some of them returning back to the former job as an RSCP employee. Later, the RSCP unionized to demand that RSCP D-Class experiment rooms should not be used to experiment on retroslop. It is unknown how the ruling would go. Some even went to the laboratory departments of other organizations, endorsing the viewpoint that retroslop should never be cruelly experimented on and other pro-retroslop views.

Dr. Elara Finch, the former lead of the cruel experimentation, became the lead of the RSCP Foundation's personnel labor union and immediately demanded strict enforcement of anti-retroslop laws, including stricter sanctions for those who cruelly experimented on retroslop. This led to the creation of the "Stop Retroslop Hate Act", which is currently undergoing Robloxian Congress deliberation, with a majority of Corporatists supporting it since the act aligned with their larger ambitions to curtail hate speech in Robloxia, which is prohibited under the Robloxian Terms of Citizenship, but opposition from Trumpblox since this act is misaligned with the Robloxian Constitution and the fact speech should not be overly regulated.

At 10:35, the retroslop in the arena were immediately sent outside of the arena by the Robloxian Armed Forces, telling them they should not fight and treat other retroslop as allies. This created an emotional moment in which one retroslop apologized for fighting with another retroslop which was later revealed in a post-conflict interview to be that retroslop's significant other, and the divorce papers planned to be filed were later shredded using an industrial-grade shredder, saving their marriage. This happy ending enraged the retroslop haters within the Retroslop Annihilation Federation which were spectating the events, and immediately demanded a resumption of the fight. To this end, the Robloxian Armed Forces said if they resumed the fight, they will resume the fight against their federation. This deadlock would last until 17:00 when the retroslop haters realized that all of the organization's elite retroslop haters were captured and assassinated before realizing they were unable to fight back the Robloxian Armed Forces, saying they proved themselves strong and unable to continue the fight any further. They also recanted their retroslop disdain beliefs and immediately went to Dr. Elara Finch to help her back the Stop Retroslop Hate Act.

At 10:40, Site-07, the nuclear site in the Retroslop Annihilation Federation, was nuked with four nuclear missiles aimed at the four corners of the quadrilateral-shaped site itself, resulting in the subsequent immediate thermonuclear missile detonation of all of its nuclear bombs stored in the site, creating a colossal-sized thermonuclear explosion that immediately dwarfed previous historic nuclear explosions, including the RDS-220 hydrogen bomb drop, which occurred in 1923. This colossal-sized thermonuclear explosion also generated an electromagnetic pulse so potent that it erased all the records of all the members of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation and disabled the cyberdefenses on the Retroslop Annihilation Federation (which surprisingly kept the servers immune), rendering it prone to an activist-led cyberattack which basically redirected the official website of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation an unofficial notice of a website seizure, presumably hinting that the seizure was conducted by the Robloxian government. Similarly, not all personnel were killed, with notable survivors including:

  • Luna Lockhart (lead)
  • Jasper Webber
  • Cipher Wraith (INACTIVE) (TRAITOR)
  • Shadow cipher
  • Dextavious wraith (INACTIVE) (TRAITOR)
  • Mint cipher
  • Sentinel Grid
  • Byte Sentinels

Later, interviews conducted by the surviving personnel after the all clear was given by authorities and officials revealed that the founders and leaders had given up on disliking on retroslop. Luna Lockhart, the former lead of the cybersecurity division of RAR, backed Dr. Elara Finch's "Stop Retroslop Hate Act".

At around 10:45, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation Headquarters in the Tovokian Federation was finally broke into by the Robloxian Armed Forces. A lot of heavy security guards were killed. Some heavy security guards were killed by the weapons of the Robloxian Armed Forces, while others accidentally fell into the traps that they themselves ironically installed. Later, the entire headquarters was destroyed by a thermonuclear ballistic missile launched near the headquarters at 10:50.

At around 10:55, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation's research department was nuked by a thermonuclear ballistic missile launched near the research department at 10:50. Fortunately, there were survivors of the ensuing thermonuclear explosion. The survivors included:

  • Calix Arden (lead)
  • Jarek Sylvan
  • Anya harlow
  • Annie Griffith
  • Kenzo Shiro
  • Junko Fujisaki
  • Alicien Everest
  • Kimberly Williams
  • J.O.H.N.D.R.O.I.D

Later, interviews conducted by the surviving personnel after the all clear was given by authorities and officials revealed that the founders and leaders tried to log in to E-Doger to continue their trolling and targeting of retroslop but were banned from the platform. Immediately, some of them decided to send an appeal to E-Doger moderation, immediately recanting their ideology on retroslop and moving towards favoring retroslop, while others decided to favor retroslop nonetheless. They went on social media and E-Doger to support a post made on Dr. Elara Finch's "Stop Retroslop Hate Act".

At around 11:30, all retroslop fans were sent to a safe zone. This led to the soldiers on the Retroslop Annihilation Federation on the warzone site to celebrate until they realized at 11:35, a nuclear missile launched near the war zone would detonate here.

At around 11:35, the Robloxian Armed Forces raided the retroslop prison, making it the second raid in the retroslop prison's history (the first raid was orchestrated by the Global Furry Agency and International Agency of Contracts and was fully successful before all their gains were lost when the Retroslop Annihilation Federation founders managed to capture the raiders and have them watch while they would bring all the retroslop back to their prison cells before releasing them under the penalty they would be placed on the organization's enemy list). For some reason, the Robloxian Armed Forces knew that the previous raid was a failure when five minutes later, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation prison wardens, despite being largely aware of the liberation, were all killed from the subsequent thermonuclear missile explosion, which not only killed them but also demolished the entire prison.

At around 12:05, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation's corrupt courthouse was demolished due to a nuclear missile being launched near the courthouse. Fortunately, there was no ongoing trial in the courthouse, and thus, no retroslop were in the courthouse. Only the judge and the jury of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation were on the courthouse at that time.

At around 12:45, the second laboratory was destroyed after all the retroslop were freed beginning on 12:40 and ending on 12:44.

At around 14:45, the third laboratory was destroyed after all the retroslop were freed beginning on 14:45 and ending on 14:49.

At around 16:45, the Retroslop Annihilation Federation's safe zone circles housing the members who were hurt during missions or war were destroyed.

At around 16:50, the comfy spaces that comprise the Retroslop Annihilation Federation's hotel housing the Retroslop Annihilation Federation and no retroslop were destroyed.

At around 16:55, the Escape The Retroslop Obstacle Course that was used to train new Retroslop Annihilation Federation recruits was destroyed.

Finally, at around 17:00, the Retroslop Hater Hangout that was used to be the hangout of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation was destroyed.

Aftermath:

Response

To this day, there were no counter-responses to the raid, including accusations made to the Robloxian Immigrations and Customs Enforcement nor to the Robloxian Armed Forces that they committed a war atrocity.

The Retroslop Annihilation Federation has been offered an undisclosed sum under the condition that all members must recant their retroslop hate.