Madison Megalopolis

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Madison Megalopolis (Robloxian pronunciation: ma-duh-sn meh-guh-laa-puh-luhs, Bloxia Kingdom pronunciation: ma-duh-sn meh-guh-lo-puh-luhs), formally Megalopolis and County of Madison, is a county-sized megalopolis located in Kionne Republic, Robloxia and serves as the largest city by population and area in Kionne Republic. The population was estimated to be 1,594,000 according to the latest census. It is a middle-class community with isolated pockets of wealthy noble robloxians, known for its middle-class estates with isolated pockets of estates for the wealthy and for the noble, making it a landmark and popular megalopolis to visit on the Big Plains.

What is surprising is that when Madison Megalopolis was founded in the beginning of 2021, it suddenly started to massively increase in population because of two factors: popular demand on living on a megalopolis the size of an average Robloxian county and trying to find a new megalopolis, and by the end of 2021, the population reached 4 million.

Madison Megalopolis surprisingly also does not have any electricity managers nor public transportation; all citizens wanting to live in Madison Megalopolis may choose to manage their own electricity and/or public transportation. It also surprisingly does not identify as belonging into a larger metropolitan area, nor having a motto or any highways connecting to the rest of the state route network in Kionne Republic.

Despite its name containing the dictionary word of “megalopolis”, it is not actually a megalopolis according to the Robloxian census definition on what is a megalopolis (must have 50 million inhabitants or more), but rather a metropolis.

Description:

Surprisingly, Madison Megalopolis boasts only local businesses, one suburb (The Notables), and one exurb named Krezak. There exist public or recreational services, but those are limited in number. All utilities must be managed by individual citizens. In the northwestern part of the megalopolis is a solar field that a future mayor plans to turn on if they are elected mayor.

Transport

Most local transportation is automobiles or walking. Citizens manage their own transportation. A future mayor is planning to bring solar-paneled buses, a solar-paneled metro, and a solar-paneled airport if they are elected mayor.

Government

There is no police department nor megalopolis hall in the megalopolis, ever since citizens have stolen all the funds required for a solar-paneled megalopolis hall and solar-paneled police department to be built. Instead, the focus is on citizens policing other citizens and governing other citizens. There is a future mayor that will plan to fund money to create a solar-paneled police department and a solar-paneled megalopolis hall if they are elected, as well as create a bus stop and a metro stop for the area. The title of the planned bus and metro stop is known as "Madison Megalopolis and County Hall, Police Department, and Center".

Etymology:

The first half of the name Madison Megalopolis is named after Lake Madison, a lake in the exact geometric centroid of the county if it were a planar lamina (i.e. projected onto a two-dimensional map with an x₁-axis and an x₂-axis, with no x₃-axis). The second half comes from the fact that Madison Megalopolis is a megalopolis ^{[you don't say?]}.

Climate:

Madison Megalopolis is hotter than Brookhaven itself. Due to the megalopolis not being coastal, but rather in the Big Plains, Madison Megalopolis is a victim of natural disasters, such as droughts, dust storms, tornadoes, and flooding. The most frequent natural disaster that occurs is flooding. While most settlements in the Big Plains do experience blizzards, due to the fact that temperatures are on average, above freezing year-round in Madison Megalopolis, blizzards are rare. However, in place of blizzards, Madison Megalopolis experiences what locals dub "rainy blizzards". Rainy blizzards are severe rainstorms with high winds and low visibility. Unlike blizzards, rainy blizzards can occur year-round. Madison Megalopolis's climate is characterized by a semi-arid climate, with severely hot summer days, hot summer nights, warm winter days, and moderate winter nights. Climate data for Madison Megalopolis dates back to January 1, 2021. The average temperature of Madison Megalopolis year-round is a hot 33 degrees Celsius (92 degrees Fahrenheit), which is approximately 24 degrees Celsius (44 degrees Fahrenheit) warmer than Brookhaven's average temperature. Meteorologists presume this is due to the water of Lake Madison being heated to temperatures likened to a hot spring. Despite the megalopolis not being coastal, Madison Megalopolis's diurnal temperature differences typically vary between 6 to 11 degrees Celsius (11 to 20 degrees Fahrenheit). The coldest temperature ever recorded in the megalopolis is -57 degrees Celsius (-70 degrees Fahrenheit), recorded in the first half of January 2021 amidst an unearthly severe cold wave.

Flooding:

The most common disaster is flooding. This is when the waters go up two feet (2.177 studs) on average and pose a risk to the levels of the megalopolis below two feet in elevation.

History:

Madison Megalopolis was founded in the beginning of 2021. It suddenly started to massively increase in population because of two factors: popular demand on living on a megalopolis the size of an average Robloxian county and trying to find a new megalopolis, and by the end of 2021, the population reached 4 million.

From June 16, 2024, to June 25, 2024, Madison Megalopolis would start to have a massive population decline (at least 96%, which is approximately 3,84 million Robloxians) due to the pseudo-eruption of the nearby Brookhaven Peak induced by a mid-range ballistic missile (MRBM) fired by the Coffee-Stained Republic that missed its initial target of Brookhaven due to Coeptus II misinterpreting the words Brookhaven and Peek to imply Brookhaven Peak. At most 4% of the former Madison Megalopolitans (0,16 million) survived the pseudo-volcanic eruption, which made their megalopolis the second largest. Seeing that Madison Megalopolis's habitable area had shrunk 96%, and that the Krezak Exurb was destroyed, the Krezak Exurb was moved closer to the town, with all of its infrastructure being built replicas. Subsequently, the megalopolis's former extent has become a county on its own, known as Historic Madison County (primarily to disambiguate it with Madison County in Bloxburg Valley, which contrary to several contributors' beliefs, is not located in Romaryland). Madison Megalopolis is currently undergoing reconstruction, bringing its population to over 1.5 million.

According to Legend:

“Which records does Madison Megalopolis hold, you ask? What a ridiculous question. It holds them all.” -Xboxian Scripture

Legend has it that the son of a wealthy nobleman was the first ever mayor of Madison Megalopolis. His name was Krezak and he spent his days helping the megalopolis dodge responsibilities and chase trouble. That is, until he was asked by some locals to step off the mayor position. The rest is history. Now known as the worst mayor of his generation – if not all time – the citizen's adoration for him being mayor is not as great as his love to govern. Outside of the government, he has earned a reputation for being a bit of a joker, but it has always been harmless fun. One time, he got a crane and peanut butter and proceeded to have fun with it, which led to him being impeached after his fun was harmful. Since then, Madison Megalopolis has never had a mayor, but Krezak said he would like to continue being mayor.

Neighborhoods:

Madison Megalopolis is officially partitioned to two neighborhoods, The Notables and Krezak. The Notables is essentially the downtown part of the megalopolis, while The Krezak is the farthest part of the megalopolis (according to an algorithm that treats neighborhood areas as planar laminas and calculates their geometric centroid, then uses the geodesic distance between geometric centroids to calculate the distance).

Criticism:

Madison Megalopolis has not yet received significant criticism.

Praise:

• Real estate purchasing is high due to properties being easy to locate.
• Theft, robbery, racism are small problems. A new mayor, once they are elected, will create a hotline for Robloxians to report thieves, robbers, and racism to the police department. While theft and robbery are usually crimes in cities in Robloxia, this would make the Madison Megalopolis the first ever megalopolis to consider racism a criminal offense if successful. The mayor said that depending on the activity of racism, the punishment for racism will range from being treated as a theft or a robbery to the maximum penalty permitted by state law.

Notable Buildings:

This is a list of notable buildings of Madison Megalopolis. All of the buildings are in The Notables.

Madison Megalopolis Park - The county park, complete with picnic grounds, swing sets, and public pool.

Little Madison Megalopolitans Nursery - Private daycare center and care for all Robloxians, with priority consideration given to Robloxian applicants who are 0-6 years old.

Madison Megalopolitan Private Middle and High Summer and Remedial School - Private summer and remedial school serving all children on the entire Megalopolis with priority consideration to Robloxians applicants who have enrolled in a middle or a high school. The Private Middle and High Summer and Remedial School Auditorium occasionally hosts events and ceremonies serving them. It is renowned for its official mascot, the Legend.

Madison Megalopolitan Soccer and Skate Stadium - A stadium with a soccer field and skate park. Per policy, competitive games occur on the stadium from 8:30AM-9AM on weekdays and from 3PM to dusk on weekdays, school games occur on the stadium from 9AM-3PM on weekdays, and competitive games occur on the stadium from 8:30AM to dusk on the weekends. The competitive soccer team is known as Madison Megalopolitan Legends, and the competitive skating team is known as Madison Megapolitan Skaters. Legend has it that the soccer field is also known as Krezak Field after Krezak had harmful fun with a crane and peanut butter in the field.

Madison Megalopolitan Campground - A campground with picnic grounds. Unfortunately, it has become the home of many Robloxians who prefer to live in recreational vehicles rather than estates.

Madison Megalopolitan Burial Ground - A cemetery. Fortunately, in 2021, the Madison Megapolitan Burial Ground has invested in soundproof technology.

Madison Megalopolitan Healthcare Facility - The hospital fit with standard services found everywhere else across Robloxia. It has one story, with another story being planned.

Madison Megalopolitan Clothing Store - The main clothing store in Brookhaven, providing a variety of shirts, pants, and other options for Robloxians of all known gender identities.

Madison Megalopolitan Family Dental Clinic - A dental clinic that treats everyone, with priority consideration given to families.

Madison Megalopolitan Hot Beverage House - Madison Megalopolitan Hot Beverage House is a hot beverage house. It specializes in hot beverages, but not so much on its baked goods and coffee. It is a hotspot for Brookhaveners on weekday mornings.

Madison Megalopolitan Homeless Shelter - The Madison Megalopolitan Homeless Shelter is not only a homeless shelter but also a drought, dust storm, tornado, flood, and rainy blizzard shelter. The shelter provides buffets, sleeping quarters, and bathrooms.

Madison Megalopolitan Library - The Madison Megalopolitan Library is a library ^{[you don't say?]}.

7th ##### Dr Unit B - A small commercial space of which the RSCP Foundation has specially contained due to its anomalous nature of curing bankrupt businesses. It is perhaps speculated popularly that this is the only business that does not contain the words "Madison Megalopolis" or any variant thereof.

Madison Megalopolitan Post Office - The Robloxia Postal Service owns this property. It has a mail truck garage.

Madison Megalopolitan Dealership - An office dedicated to the buying, selling, and ownership of automobiles.

Madison Megalopolitan Grill - A diner and takeout in the style of Madison Megalopolitan, notable for its old-fashioned and customizable yet diverse grub. The only thing that is not diverse is that everything is grilled here. It is popular among the growing percentage of residents living in Madison Megalopolis.

Madison Megalopolitan Grocer - A grocery store serving the town with dairy products, fresh produce, and processed goods. It is praised for having a variety of different groceries.

Madison Megalopolitan Apartments - Two stories of apartments that are inferior, even by motel standards. Since its construction, check-in rates at the motel have increased. The new mayor, if elected, would upgrade the apartments into penthouses.

Madison Megalopolitan Salon - A salon specializing in nail and hair care.

Madison Megalopolitan Club - Madison Megalopolis's club, having undergone multiple renovations, and has a pop-up dance-off platform that activates every time it is open. It is closed on nights on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and also Saturday, in which the club will be maintaining the dance-off platform motors to see whether they function and work properly as intended (from 9PM to 2AM Sunday). It is open from hours 9PM to 2AM the next day otherwise.

Madison Megalopolitan's Sourest - Sourest is a parlor that sells sweet stuff. The only sweet stuff it does not sell is ice cream. It is a popular attraction among locals, but when Madison Megalopolis enters ice cream season, it becomes a popular tourist attraction instead.

Madison Megalopolitan's Mr. Public Service - A law officer, modeling agent, and party planner works here.

Madison Megalopolitan's Recreational Building - Madison Megalopolitan's Recreational Building is a popular birthday party location. The second floor contains a variety of recreational arcade games.

Madison Megalopolitan's Anti-Breakfast Diner is a diner themed like a foreign restaurant which is closed in the mornings. It is renowned in that customers can order cultural foods from around Roblox that are not breakfast. Madison Megalopolitan's Anti-Breakfast Diner, in a tongue-in-cheek document, once "tried to annex the second floor of Madison Megalopolitan's Recreational Building" but could not do this because "United Roblox Countries not recognizing our country."

Madison Megalopolitan's Fire Department - The fire department of Madison Megalopolis, serving The Notables. There is a garage capable of serving up to two fire engines.

Madison Megalopolitan's Food - A staple classic of Brookhaven, serving fresh, quality food with global influence. It has a food delivery service.

Madison Megalopolitan's Modeling Company - A modeling service to train and teach those who wish to learn modeling.

Madison Megalopolitan's Stage - A stage mostly used for events, both impromptu and planned. Musical instruments and microphones are provided, except during the days of planned events, in which they are provided by the Robloxians who host the events. The mall gets many Robloxians to listen.

Madison Megalopolitan's Movie Theater - A movie theater mostly based at ground level, with two movie rooms. There is a registration and snack center at underground level, selling every snack. It does not sell chocolates and popcorn.

Madison Megalopolitan's Fitness Center - The renowned gym, which is known for non-intense exercises.

Madison Megalopolitan's Dance Studio - A studio with dance lessons on weekends.

Madison Megalopolitan's Sad Non-Burger - Sad Non-Burger is a restaurant that serves fast food. It does not sell burgers. There is no takeout option.

Madison Megalopolitan's Television Station - The Madison Megalopolitan Television Station runs its services and local channels for the community. This is not a news station, and as such, it occupies every channel except for 7 and 8.

Madison Megalopolitan's Rest Stop - A gas refueling station, car wash, and minimart.

Madison Megalopolitan Maintenance - A maintenance and repair shop. It can fix anything, but priority consideration is given to automobiles.

Madison Megalopolitan Restaurant - It is a middle-priced diner-like restaurant with a drive thru and nearby stations, most of which are for electric vehicles. It has a takeout service available.

Madison Megalopolitan Motel - A motel that provides apartment-style amenities to its Robloxians. Business is increasing thanks to the new apartments.

Madison Megalopolitan International Airport (MAD) - A major international airport providing a passenger airline service in and out of the Madison Megalopolis.

Madison Megalopolitan Atheist Church - A church turned atheist. It is used for weddings and funerals.

Other Buildings:

Madison Megalopolis's eastern half contains isolated farms and planting fields. The Madison Megalopolis Species Stables is a center dedicated to training and caring for species, with priority consideration given to horses.

Lake Madison is a hotspot and Robloxian-made lake populated by residents and has a Robloxian-made waterfall. There is a campground open during the summer that is open to residents and complete with campfires. It has a red sign stating its name. The lake is alleged to contain a secret cave, in which Robloxians can find glowsticks. In the center of Lake Madison, there is an estate known as Hidden Estate that can be purchased if a Robloxian agrees to pay for the bills used to make and heat the lake and waterfall. The Robloxian-made aspect of the lake comes from the lake is heated up to hot spring like temperatures, and the waterfall is similarly heated. Lake Madison is the namesakes of Madison County, Romaryland; Madison County, Bloxburg Valley; and Madison Megalopolis, Kionne Republic.

Madison Megalopolis Solar Power Plant - Madison Megalopolis's Solar Power Plant is shut off, causing the megalopolis to function without electricity. Proposals to have the megalopolis to use gas instead has failed due to environmental concerns by peaceful protesters. It is the only place in rural northwestern Madison Megalopolis to be not agricultural. The northwestern quadrant of the megalopolis is urban, with isolated agricultural areas.

Madison Megalopolis's Southern Half is also surrounded by hills. It is largely touched, with some isolated farm fields.

The Krezak Exurb

The Krezak Statue - The statue of Krezak, erected by a Xboxian believer. It is mostly made out of plastic which used to be medium stone grey before it was painted. The only part of the statue that is not made out of plastic is a garment that is added by the believer himself.

The Krezak Soccer Field - Not to be ambiguated with the Krezak Field, the Krezak Soccer Field is where the Madison Megalopolitan Legends play non-competitively.

Soccer Fanatic - A statue of a soccer ball on a green surface. An inscription reads:

It should be a GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL of yours to see this statue.

Madison Megalopolitan Xboxian Church - A church turned Xboxian. It is used for weddings and funerals.

Madison Megalopolis-Wide Events:

Egg-Shaped Vehicle Hunt

Near Easter or on Easter, Madison Megalopolis holds four unofficial egg-shaped vehicle hunts of varying difficulties. By completing an egg-shaped vehicle hunt, Robloxians can win a permit, which allows them to have a discount on purchasing Easter eggs until the next Egg-Shaped Vehicle Hunt.

Vehicle To Candy Corns Currency Exchange

Near Halloween, Madison Megalopolis holds a Vehicle to Candy Corns Currency Exchange. Robloxians can purchase candy corns with vehicles. Otherwise, Robloxians do what they normally do for Halloween.

Madison Megalopolitans Donate

Each year, there is a local contest held in which Robloxians donate their cash to the megalopolis. The top donor receives a racecar and a trophy. All donations are considered municipal tax-deductible per reporting requirements and purposes, as well as municipal legislation.