I have hunted many targets. From killers to supporters of some of the worst people in history. Roblox War II's worst enemies would have feared me as I would have loved to kill their top people. The Anti-Furry Coalition and the modern terrorists will have to do I guess. They may not be as large of a threat but they are still a threat.
One of Robloxia's many underground mercenaries and bounty hunters Lisa Candy is not as soft as she makes herself to look.
Facts:
- She is part of one of Robloxia's many underground mercenary groups.
- She keeps most of what she knows to herself.
- One of her things she was working on in her free time is a portal device to make her work easier.
- She wears a pin of they symbol of Roblox War II's Nazi Romarkia that is crossed out and on the other side reads: "Those who oppress are asking for death." She also expresses a strong hatred for anyone that sounds remotely like they support the D.O.R.
- She worked with Vicky Cunningham once but didn't last long due to differences.
- A trait she has is the skill of trickery which she has used to fool her targets to reach a point to where she can kill them.
- Her preferred assassination method is drive-by.
- She somehow likes the same snack Director Arctic Fox likes (Chalky Rice Snacks).
- She's encountered Luna Schwartz more than once.
Encounter with Luna
In 2027, Lisa would encounter Luna Schwartz in an abandoned alleyway, after that, she used her mechanical fist to partially break Lisa's back
Lisa: Hello? Who's this?
Luna: Ew a furry! *charges Uber Faust*
Lisa: Wait, that voice, it's oh no!
Luna: *guffawing* Oh, It's me! LUNA SCHWARTZ!
Lisa: *fires shotgun, the pellets ricochet off Luna*
Luna: Heh! That tickles! *picks up Lisa*
Lisa: PUT ME DOWN!
Luna: Auf weidersen! *swings Uber Faust*
Lisa: *Screams in agony* MY BACK! MY BAAAACK!
Luna: *throws Lisa against the wall*
Lisa: *breathes heavily*
Lisa with her favorite shotgun
Her arrival to Furry Headquarters:
She showed up to The Furry Council on October 14th, 2030 after hearing her sister Tina Candy had vanished. Her talk with the directors would be:
Lisa: "So I heard you lost a spy?"
Director Arctic: "Yes your sister. She just vanished."
Lisa: "Her usual method. I don't know how she does it but if you take your eyes off her she vanishes. Like it isn't anything paranormal. It is just her skill in being a spy."
Director Night: "You said before you got here you are a mercenary. You look more like a citizen."
Lisa: "Glad my outfit deceives. No one looks for someone like me to show up to kill them. It just makes it easier for me."
Director Red: "So uh what is with the pin?"
Lisa: "I got it after killing a supporter of the D.O.R a couple years back. You would be surprised what you can find in a street vendor's shop in Bloxrooklyn. Oh by the way the Anti-Furry Coalition is trying to sell their junk merchandise again. More importantly people are buying it. Wasn't their something about Tina had a A.F.C shirt on when she vanished?"
Director Shadowkitty: "Ugh yes. Please for the love of god just can you find her and stop whatever insanity she is planning? I am on my last nerve from this whole Anti-Furry Coalition business."
Director Sierra: "Same here. It is getting out of hand even after our efforts."
Lisa: "I'll bring you Tina Candy. I'll bring you Eradicator IX and Ronnie Ginger. Hell I'll bring you the entire Anti-Furry Coalition wrapped in a nice bow if you want. But like all hired guns I want payment."
Director Arctic: "What do you want?"
Lisa: "Not much. Just a place among the council if possible, my own lab for my work with a portal device, and my own little spot in that mansion in Hokanda. Just that. Oh and I need some money to annex Thorne Industries to set up my own company."
Director Arctic: We'll have to see about the first one but I have some questions. The portal device sounds nice but for what reason are you making it? And how do you know about our mansion in Hokanda?
Lisa: "The portal is for quicker transport. As for the mansion, I know most of this council's secrets. From where your homes are to your favorite snacks. I know a lot about Robloxia in general."
Director Arctic: "Ok kinda illegal you are watching us like that but it doesn't matter right now. What does is locating your sister who may I ask if you know if she is insane or not?"
Lisa: "As much as I hate to say it. Yes she has been like that for years and just now the pressure made her snap."
Director Shadowkitty: "I just looked at her files and the aggression from her goes back a couple years. I'm afraid it may be too late to- help her."
Lisa: "I can get her. I just need a car with good specs, bass boosted speakers, your best snipers for cover fire if needed, and a mix tape of hip-hop and heavy metal."
Director Arctic: "We can do that. But why the speakers and music?"
Lisa: "Hey I need something to drown out the gunshots."
Director Arctic: "Expect your car and your equipment delivered on the next day."