Lana Brenner Onyxnite



Lana Rhoades Onyxnite

Biology

Regarded as a famous owner of a sushi restaurant and GFA council. Lana Rhoades Onyxnite (Born on July 6th, 2001 in Brookhaven hospital) is a renowned owner of her sushi restaurant (Starshine Sushi restaurant) and GFA council. Her contributions to the GFA left an impact. But before that. She used to be a ordinary Robloxian in the Onyxnite family. She would go fishing for her sushi restaurant, but one day while fishing for fish as usual. Her fish hook got something suspiciously too heavy.. at first Lana thought it was a huge fish, until she pull it out of the water. And it turns out to be the azure periastron. A rare artifact indeed.. Lana decided to keep it. and to this day, Lana still keeps the azure periastron.

lana is very known for having a kind and bubbly personality, but when it comes facing her enemies. Her personality switches immediately to a menace. There were some misconceptions that Lana and AndroidTan are siblings. Which is not true. There was once a time her and major mayhem (her childhood best friend) were drunk in a hotel and.. let's just say, they had a freaky night. After this incident AndroidTan ordered everyone to not put Lana and major mayhem in the same room when they are drunk.

Lana also has given birth to triplets and is the wide of Brazilian rapper Big-T (Tony)

abilities

  • Azure Periastron
    • She wields the azure periastron, the one she gotten from fishing at the Brookhaven docks

Physical Appearance

She has black hair in a ponytail with two blue tones curls on the right side of her head and side braids with blue tones on the ends. She also has a neo blue highlight on her bangs, with an dark blue fedora with the pansexual pin with epic face and heart pins. She wears a green shirt with white stars, stripes on the sleeves and an 8 printed on the center with a belt. She wears a back vest with a blue collar, ripped jeans with the left side being pulled up to above her knee with fishnet stockings underneath with thigh straps with her weapon clipped on the right thigh strap. She has a black backpack and has the pansexual flag on the right strap. She has white and goldish brown sneakers with the right side having a bright blue leg warmer. She wears long sleeved gloves with white X's and a neo blue arm warmer on her right hand. She has a bandage on her left eye and wears an periastron azure necklace. She also wears a blue bow behind her head with stars. She has a rose pin on her vest. She wears gold bracelets on her left hand and on the right she wears gold rings. She has the GFAH council armband on her left side and a blue cape behind her. She even has a choker spikes around her neck too.

Her life

Lana couldn't remember anything from her childhood.. all she remembers is that her father Samuel was arrested by GFAH. leaving her mom Alice to raise her and her siblings growing up. At school, Lana usually stays away from other children and sits under a tree during recess. But she met a kid who wears a mask to cover his mouth. They had a conversation together before becoming friends. Lana would sometimes talk about her problems with him and he would comfort her. From this day foward they went to the same school (middle, junior and high) and college, before ultimately separating. Lana said goodbye to her childhood friend before moving to somewhere where she would open up her restaurant known as starshine diner.

the name starshine comes from the name of an ill furry that lana failed to save due to it being incurable. As a result lana has secretly used half of the meat from the furry for her dishes. Which her customers began to enjoy not knowing it contains flesh. Lana regrets not informing GFAH about it and feels sorry for not saving starshine. Starshine's grave is located near the diner where lana personally cleans every year and decorates. She still misses starshine.

Later on. While Lana was fishing at the docks, she has somehow fished out the azure periastron. Which she thought was a myth since her mom would tell her legends of the periastrons as a kid. Feeling shocked by this discovery, Lana decided to keep it and wield it as her main weapon to this day.

Lana later met AndroidTan (Mr. Fox), Founder and Lead Administrator of Global Furry Agency. She asked him to try out the Starshine Diner's meat sandwich, which he promptly did. It was later revealed by Lana that the meat in the sandwich was made from the flesh of her victims. Mr. Fox was surprisingly impressed and told her that she could be the first Robloxian Assassin in GFAH.

The Global Furry Agency Headquarters later told her that her left eye will be replaced with an artificial cyber eye, which will be done in Selective Furry Medical Centers, which she just need is some medical documents to enter. However, to obtain the proper medical documentation, she has to collect it from a Government Medical Agency, something that could result in her getting arrested. Lana ended up having to talk with Mr. Fox and GFAH members on how they can provide proper medical documentation without the government ever knowing.

Lana constantly wondered who arrested Samuel, as the Furry Task Forces that came to arrest Samuel were disguised as Anti-Furry Agents. She concluded that the Anti Furry Coalition was a villainous team.

Some GFAH members said Lana might be insane, citing the ways she tortures Robloxians. Others say that Lana might be nice and friendly.

Rehabilitation with Major Mayhem (gone freaky)

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TESTING LOG REPORT 8-3-2025

TYPE OF TEST: NON-FURRY RELATED

TESTING SUPERVISOR: TESTING RESEARCHER GARMINE DEVOKE

INVOLVED TEST PERSONNEL: AF-28375, LANA O.

Testing Officials of GFAH thought about putting Lana in the same room with her childhood best friend (Major mayhem); testing proposal was accepted by Council Officials.

GFAH put Lana in rehabilitation with Major Mayhem in a room at LANK Hotel. At first, Lana felt a bit hesitant with Major Mayhem in her perspective. However, on Mayhem's perspective, he is happy that he gets to see his childhood best friend again but was also sad because she could not remember him anymore.

However, over the next few days they started to get to know each other better and suddenly they became best friends again. However, security shows that Lana and Major Mayhem are more than just friends as they were scene flirting with each other and being unusually romantic, which led to one incident where both Lana and Major Mayhem were under influence of alcohol and ███ ██████ ██ ███ ███.

After their stay in LANK Hotel, janitors when cleaning the LANK Hotel Suite where Lana and Mayhem were staying in had found a used ██████ in the trash bin covered in █████ (Robloxian Type of ████) which was confirmed to contain specimens of AF-28374/Major Mayhem's ████████████ ██████. As a result AndroidTan strictly prohibited anyone from putting Lana and major mayhem in the same room while drunk.

Given birth to the new generation of the Onyxnite Family

Lana at the hospital gave birth to triplets, two girls and one boy. They are given names, the two girls were named Hellen and Lena, while the baby boy was named Cale.

She was presumed to have died from acute radiation syndrome in November of 2025 after the Indonesia Nuclear Attack

Lana's relationship chart

AndroidTan/Mr. Fox

Friend and current ally. She sees him as a best buddy and often hangs out with him. She was seen rarely is alone or not with AndroidTan. Because of this, some Robloxians believe that AndroidTan's sister is Lana Onyxnite or Lana Onyxnite's brother is AndroidTan. Although it was false as AndroidTan's sister is someone else, and Lana denies having any genealogical connection with AndroidTan.

Commonly seen with him on the GFAH's videos on their social media account with AndroidTan doing trends.

Major Mayhem

"he's gone Lana.. he's not the person you know and love. He has become a terrorist. You need to accept it"

Lana and Major Mayhem are childhood friends. Years later, Lana could not recognize him anymore but she feels a connection to him in some way. But later on she began to recognize him and tries to stay in contact with him as she deeply misses the early days of their friendship.

Dr Shadowkitty Candy

Unfortunately, Dr. Shadowkitty Candy keeps her relationship with Lana a highly confidential and proprietary secret.

(Also lore related)

Xenotelepath

After Xeno's reaction to her meat sandwich, she got offended and mad; she tried to kill him but failed and fled away.

Luna Schwartz

Her anxiety and mental health has led Lana to run away in fear and cower just by looking at her red eyes.

Fun facts

  • Lana's favorite food is grilled cheese sandwiches.
  • Lana respects the furry community but not the subset of which are weirdos.
  • Her favorite way to kill Robloxians is to strangle them and punch them simultaneously, as revealed by autopsies of the Robloxians she killed.
  • She barely has sympathy or feels regret about what she did.
  • Her biggest fear is deep seas.
  • When Xenotelepath heard about Lana's meat sandwich story, Xenetelepath immediately banned Lana from entering the republic. Up to this day, Xeno is still scared of Lana.
    • The current president of the UXXR, Danosalo, makes sure that Lana remains banned. To do this, if Lana is spotted in the UXXR, citizens should notify a high-alert guard or soldier. Ankoria is home to another Global Furry Agency Headquarters base, and Danosalo makes sure that foreigners and citizens need a passport to enter the base. Strangely enough, Lana is not welcome in the base despite being allied with the GFAH.
  • She knows about and met the Five Versions of AndroidTan, with the first one being Director Arctic Fox and the second one being The Coalition Director.
  • She once met Windyblews, when they're both just separated each others. But soon years on, Lana haven't been seeing Windyblews for a while.
  • She usually try Cupcake's sweet treats, that's the thing she ate was blueberry cupcakes.