General Noob

"Sometimes, the old days are the best days!"- Gen. Noob

Background

General Noob or Mr Noobius is Amy Chalice's second-in-command and works with D.O.R in Fembloxian killing sprees, one of his most favorite pastimes.

His appearance takes on the stereotypical bright yellow -faced noob. He has a retro army helmet and a tactical vest featuring the "RA" logo after he won the patch in a game of Arena: Tower Defense in the Hybrid Cafe.

General Noob was originally part of a Tovokian pop group called "DEHHH.WAV", but joined Amy Chalice shortly after the band broke up. While he is one of Chalice's most prominent and loyal bootlickers, he does question her methods at some times. At other times, he is just as hellbent on suffering and destruction like most D.O.R members. His weapons of choice were ironically retro-style weapons, such as rocket launchers, swords, slingshots, and time bombs. Though some D.O.R. militants told Noob to be more modernized as his usage of the weapons symbolized his love for retro, his use of classic weapons reminded him of the "Good Old Days". Because he is a tactical genius, he mostly handles weapons to clean and upgrade them. One example was fitting an extra beefed-up hammer spring in Amy Chalices' Golden Desert Eagle, and engineers the chemicals for gas grenades, and other illegal weaponry that the GFA would consider more than illicit.

In 2024, General Noob and D.O.R collaborated with each other to destroy the Robloxian chain restaurant known as "Femby's". The mass terror-bombings of these installations led to the franchise's eventual shutdown as the damage was too costly to fix, all while General Noob sat back and sipped a can of Bloxy Cola.

Death

On May 1, 2026, General Noob, for being a co-founder of the Retroslop Annihilation Federation, was captured and assassinated by the Robloxian Armed Forces under the ordinances of Robloxians Immigration and Customs Enforcement (RICE). He was under arrest for destroying a Femby's restaurant. However, he did not get sued by Femby's. He tried to fight back with his rocket launchers, swords, slingshots, and time bombs, but he was no match when it comes to army-grade rocket launchers. An army-grade rocket was launched near him and hit his head, injuring him. When he tried to walk away, another army-grade rocket was launched and hit his left arm, killing him.

Relations

Amy Chalice/Dictator Amethyst

• Being her second-in-command, Gen. Noob and Amy share ideas and plans between them.

Trivia

• He has punching bags with Fembloxians on them, showing his hatred to them. He is also extremely transphobic and homophobic, a trait that Amy Chalice really likes about him.
• Though mostly skeptical about modern weapons, he does have an illegally modified M79 "Thumper" grenade launcher with the slogan "GET NOOB!1!" on the stock, named after DEHHH.WAV's most streamed song of all time.

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