2022 Emergency Meeting of Robloxia Geological Survey

Emergency Meeting

Interviewed: Robloxia Geological Survey geologist and Coeptus

Interviewer: ██████, hereafter referred to as Chikorita and not to be associated with the real life Chikorita.

Foreword: Robloxia Geological Survey geologist was instructed to read from this newspaper. Interview has been edited to add context pertaining to the current situation. (This is how it is edited).

<Begin Log>

[Chikorita]: What do you think of the recent seismological activity in Robloxia?

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: First Pacifico (2022 Bloxifornian Earthquake), then Bloxy City (2022 Bloxy City earthquake), then Pacifico again (2022 Pacifico Earthquake)! I think the recent seismological activity in Robloxia has not so humbly begun 2022 with an extremely devastating month in terms of seismological activity.

[Chikorita]: What do you mean?

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: I mean, come to think of it, we had three earthquakes at Magnitude 9 or higher. Even one earthquake at Magnitude 10 or higher. Some geologists in my geological survey believe the Big One that struck the Northwestern Bloxmericas could have been a Magnitude 11 or higher.

[Chikorita]: That justifies why damages were R$437.4 trillion. It's all the Big One's fault.

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: I remember why I am here: to discuss about the Eastern Robloxian Fault. Recently, we had small earthquakes. It is making the state of Bloxburg Valley worried, especially at cities such as Paradise and Sacramento, because it could implicate a greater earthquake coming soon. The entirety of Robloxia is worried too, because it could implicate a correction to Robloxia's GDP.

[Chikorita]: Bloxburg Valley should definitely prepare for a second, greater earthquake.

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: They should. I am going to get the governor of Bloxburg Valley (Coeptus) right now. HEY! MR. BLOXBURG VALLEY GOVERNOR! COEPTUS!

[Coeptus]: Hi, Robloxians! What is the good word?

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: It is not a good word; it is a bad word!

[Coeptus]: Then, what is the bad word?

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: You should definitely prepare a second, greater earthquake!

[Coeptus]: A second, greater earthquake? Not on Bloxburg Valley. *Types a gubernatorial alert*. *The gubernatorial alert says: Attention all Robloxians. We have the bad word today: we could have an incoming second, greater earthquake! *. There. That should warn them.

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: Thanks to this, we should expect zero deaths, zero injuries, and zero missing! However, I am not sure about damage. Have you invested in earthquake-proof infrastructure?

[Coeptus]: Uh oh.

[Chikorita]: Looks like you need to invest in yourself.

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: Looks like your interviewer supa hot fired you.

[Coeptus]: Well, in response to that, I supa hot hire myself back by saying this: "No."

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: So, we should definitely expect to see even greater damage like next time. And also, you are not only supa hot fired, but supa hot BLACKLISTED.

[Chikorita]: OH SNAP!

[Coeptus]: Jokes on you, you cannot supa hot blacklist me.

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: But I can supa hot not vote for you on the next gubernatorial election.

[Coeptus]: I built, therefore I am.

[Chikorita]: It's "I think, therefore I am.". Your intelligence quotient is lower than the magnitude of the earthquakes we just talked about earlier.

[Coeptus]: You are too irksome. I am leaving and reporting you to Robloxia. They can exile you for this.

[Chikorita]: Robloxia government does not read reports!

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: Yeah, I tried reporting one of my irksome co-geologists and Robloxia government does not care.

[Chikorita]: Anyways, where were we? Ah yes, we are finished here.

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: So, we are done here?

[Chikorita]: Yes.

[Robloxia Geological Survey geologist]: Bye.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Coeptus's report towards Chikorita was deemed innocent by the Robloxian government because it appeared to be "roasting".