2026 Oaks Shooting

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On January 19, 2026, the 2026 Oaks Shooting occurred, in which a series of individual robloxians accused of being registered with the Corporatist Party in Brookhaven were shot by Cal, an 18-year-old boy who pledged and was initiated to the Alpha Chi Pi fraternity during his first year and second quarter in college as a result of a fraternity rush and was given the task to accuse and shoot Robloxians who were registered in the Corporatist Party. Cal together accused 23 robloxians, all of which were found guilty of ridiculous reasons and were executed by being shot with a 12 gauge shotgun, though seven executions were partially successful. Their homes later were looted and bombed by bomber planes, demolishing them into conical piles of rubble and debris by the rest of the fraternity members.

Shooting:

At around 23:58 on January 18, 2026, Cal arrived at Oaks community in a ten-person vehicle belonging to the Alpha Chi Pi fraternity, where he was in the driver's seat. Cal parked it in the west half of the community. Later, Cal was given a 12 gauge shotgun after one passenger reloaded it for Cal. Cal would be given a can of spray paint that would have the same chemical properties as piss except it would also be like spray paint. Cal would write on the sidewalk "i'm gunna piss on corporatism". Cal asked for what emoji to put down below and received a response "no emoji down below is enough".

On January 19, 2026, midnight, Cal was observed returning the can of spray paint back to the passenger who gave it to him and now was holding a 12 gauge shotgun. After walking up Dogwood into the main entrance of the community, Oaks, he stopped into the first house and rang its doorbell. Later, a 84 year old female Mae Barker would exit and be informed that she was charged of "acting out with inexplicably corporatist conduct" and the punishment would be shot in the face. When Mae Barker tried to evade punishment by claiming her conduct was not inexplicably corporatist, Cal argued back, stating that she had registered as a Corporatist since the party's inception in 2002, and proceeded to shoot her in the face, killing her. Her younger brother Bill Barker (59 years old) and sister, Dee Good (57 years old), also were shot in the face and killed for "similarly acting out with inexplicably corporatist conduct". Three robloxians were killed.

In the next house, Bella Paris, a eight year old girl who had an argument with another member of the Paris family, who was under nine, was disparaged with detain and trial threats. When she asked what why she was put in trial, she was accused of spreading Corporatist Party propaganda to her family and the punishment would be hung and shot in the face. She would be hung, with her neck connected to a rope with a simple knot on it and she would be shot on the face, injuring her. When the Paris family later saw her hung and her face being injured, she was placed in surgery after emergency management services untied the simple knot and unhung her. She was sent to the St. Luke's Hospital for surgery, where the surgeons recovered her. She later said that she was not planning on voting Corporatist Party anyway when she turns 18 and that for a while, she could not sleep for a night and was up because she was scarred by the pure look of anger and excitement on Cal's face about ending the lives of corporatists. One robloxian was injured.

After shooting Bella Paris, Cal then moved into the next house, where Abbi Williams, a 15 year old girl, and Annette Putnam, a 58 year old woman, was charged to have fits of screaming that could be interpreted as Corporatist Party chants , throwing things at the Anti Corporatist Party, creating strange sounds to the Anti Corporatist Party, and contorting themselves. They complained of anti-corporatists. Later, Annette Putnam was given the additional charge of being a registered Corporatist voter. Other women in the house were also charged in a similar fashion, including Bess Hubbard, a 34 year old woman. Cal bolted in and shot Abbi Williams, injuring her before finding out she has no intentions to become a registered Corporatist voter before sparing her. However, Annette Putnam was shot in the neck, causing her to choke in her blood before dying a minute later and Bess Hubbard was shot, killing her. 90-year-old female Biddy Bishop would jump in and would be shot in the crotch for supporting The Corporatist Party and indoctrinating five robloxians to the Corporatist Party, injuring her as she was sentenced to death. Biddy Bishop would go down in history as a casualty of the fear-inspired mass hysteria shooting that plagued Brookhaven that day. Biddy Bishop was anything but an ordinary woman of her time. Cal expected her to be subdued, obedient, modest, and anti-corporatist, but while she was actually subdued, obedient, and modest, she was an corporatist as she was registered as a Corporatist Party voter. She also was an owner of a tavern. She was later hanged at a tree in a steep hill near Brookhaven and shot when she tried to unhang herself. Three Robloxians were killed and one Robloxian was injured.

In a fourth house, Becca Nurse (25-year-old) was found guilty of being registered with the Corporatist Party and was jammed a wine bottle before being shot, killing her. Maisie English (2-year-old) was shot but was injured. Mame Woz (16-year-old) was shot but was injured. Three other voting-age robloxians were shot and killed, two of them on the face and one of them on the stomach. Four Robloxians were killed and two Robloxians were injured.

Giles Korey, a 28-year-old male Robloxian in the fifth house, rejected to accept his sentence at his arraignment. He was exposed to peine forte et dure, a cruel form of torture where he was forced under an increasingly weighty burden of stones in attempt to have him deregister for the Corporatist Party. The Robloxian died without deregistering, and his leg was shot after he was pressed to death. This method of torture is a late Medieval “innovation” in the Ro British Common Law, first employed in the reign of a king of Bloxland.

The last house in Oaks community saw the death of Marnie Kory (49-year-old) by being shot at the back, as well as the death of Mamie Eastey (84-year-old), the injury of Alli Parker (7-year-old), the death of Maria Parker (54-year-old), the death of Annie Gaudeator (76-year-old), the death of Wilmott Red (age unknown, presumed 18+), the injury of Greta Scot (3-year-old), and the death of Sam Wardwell (59-year-old). Overall, there were six deaths and two injuries.

Later, Thom Clack, a 57-year-old male robloxian, made negative comments about how Cal dealt with the corporatists. His comments caused the awareness that the public had not had closure with the events. He was held at gunpoint for a while before he escaped Oaks unscathed and called the Brookhaven Police Department and the St. Luke's Hospital to heal the six injured victims, cover the seventeen dead bodies, and arrest Cal for 23 counts of second-degree murder.

At 00:05, Cal would then injure Thom Clack for calling the police department and the hospital before returning to the same vehicle that dropped him off five minutes earlier. He returned the shotgun to the passenger who gave him the shotgun. The vehicle, parked, waited for the Brookhaven Police Department to come. As the police vehicles were slowly swarming behind the parked vehicle, the vehicle launched a firebomb which upon collision with the police vehicle, detonated, injuring the drivers and passengers inside the police vehicles and creating a thick shroud of institutional white smoke. By the time the institutional white smoke dissipated, the parked vehicle was nowhere to be seen, only to be replaced with a St. Luke's hospital ambulance, which was busy healing the seven injured victims, including Thom Clack, and covering the dead bodies of 17 individuals.

Aftermath and Additional Activities:

After the shootings, the entire Oaks community who survived held a day of fasting for the "Tragedy raised among us by Anti-Corporatism and its Instruments.". During the day of fasting, a memorial service was petitioned to occur by the descendants and ancestors of the individuals killed. A petition was signed by forty neighbors of the community in their support. After the petition for a memorial service was green-lit by the town mayor Voldex Bloke Jr., the memorial service began. Looters came and looted the houses before the houses were bombed by a bomber plane in the middle of the memorial service, causing the memorial service to end prematurely. Eventually, Oaks community acknowledged that their support of corporatism was a mistake and decided to donate money to the Alpha Chi Pi fraternity under the guise of reimbursement. The Alpha Chi Pi fraternity asked for forgiveness on the same day, and received forgiveness as a result.

Perpetrator:

Cal (middle name and surname unknown) (January 19, 2008 - present) was a gifted robloxian born in a city who consistently voted for Anti-Corporatism since 2002. His household consisted of unknown parents. He was said to be an A and B student and had a friend group with some people. He attended middle school and high school like normal kids, but high school is where he showed off his high intelligence quotient (IQ). In fact, he was so gifted that he graduated high school in June 2025, at the young age of 17.

He would then move to Brookhaven as his dream college was in Brookhaven, with all of his friends agreeing to go live with him. He would go to college on September 2025 on the fall quarter and would finish his fall quarter on December 19, 2025. He would come back in January 5, 2026, depressed that Robloxia would implement an Age Check Executive Order to unlock communications. To this end, he decided to become more dangerous, starting to research the Alpha Chi Pi Fraternity. He would be pledged and initiated on January 6, 2026 as a part of the fraternity rush. The very next day, he would witness that implementation.

On January 19, 2026, as an 18th birthday present, he was finally able to be told by 18-21 year old robloxians to participate in his first mission. He would carry out the mission successfully.

Logs:

Thom Clack's call:

[TTS]: Caller identified.

Thom Clack. Age 57.

Picker upper identified.

Officer [redacted], Age [redacted].

Thom Clack is able to chat with 21+ robloxians, as well as the age group below him as part of the Age Check Executive Order. Verifying if picker upper is 21+. Verification complete. Picker upper is 21+. Establishing contact.

[Officer]: Brookhaven Police Department, what is your emergency?

[Thom Clack]: Call for help because someone held me at gunpoint... but I escaped... that is why I can make that call!

[Officer]: Do you know who held you at gunpoint?

[Thom Clack]: It was a 18-year-old male.

[Officer]: Are you hiding?

[Thom Clack]: I am hiding in my car.

[Officer]: And where is your car?

[Thom Clack]: In the neighborhood of Oaks.

[Officer]: Any other emergencies to note?

[Thom Clack]: He shot robloxians.

[Officer]: How massive was the shooting?

[Thom Clack]: It was a mass. I heard 23 gunshots and I think he might be killing me next with one.

[Officer]: Did he arrive by vehicle?

[Thom Clack]: He did arrive by vehicle.

[Officer]: Can you read me the license plate of that vehicle?

[Thom Clack]: I cannot hide much longer, in fact, I see hi-

[Cal]: You were right when I said I would kill you with the next one. Unfortunately, car glass would decelerate the bullet after the car glass shatters, and so it will just be an injury. As I can show you right now -shoots at the car window with Thom Clack hiding inside-, Thom Clack is clearly injured. It is simple classical mechanics really.

[Officer]: OH YOU ARE CHARGED FOR 24 COUNTS OF SECOND DEGREE MURDER AND DRIVING A VEHICLE WITHOUT A LICENSE PLATE. WE ARE SO GOING TO SENTENCE YOU FOR THIS... and in the meantime, maybe... just maybe, I can just give you community service (you can only protest the age checks peacefully)

[Bella Paris]: Thom, I cannot sleep.

[Officer]: WAIT A MINUTE WHY IS AN EIGHT YEAR OLD COMMUNICATING WITH A [UNINTELLIGIBLE, presumed to be >13] YEAR OLD THAT IS A VIOLATION OF THE AGE CHECKS EXECUTIVE ORDER AS PRESENTED -goes into unintelligible rage that hangs up-

It is presumed that the next thing the officer did was to arrest Bella Paris for communicating with an adult, but the officer later revealed the officer was also against the executive order and did nothing and allowed the conversation to proceed.