Bureaucrat's Warning! Any similarity to the actual 2021 United States Capitol Attack is purely coincidental.
The URC Headquarters before the Attack
On January 6th, 2022, Thai citizens would begin to plan protests against the United Roblox Countries.
| 2022 United Roblox Countries Headquarters Attack | |||
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| Part of No Greater Encompassing Movement | |||
| Date | January 6, 2022, 17:26:00 – January 6, 2022, 17:59:55 | ||
| Location | United Roblox Countries Headquarters | ||
| Caused by | Exile of City of Thailand in the United Roblox Countries | ||
| Goals | End the exile of City of Thailand in the United Roblox Countries | ||
| Methods | Raid, Lawsuit, Burning | ||
| Status | Stalemate | ||
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Prior to the 2022 United Roblox Countries Headquarters Attack
A Thai Robloxian (presumed to be the lead figure of the 8,965,922 Thai Robloxians garnered to form a party to the attack) called the United Roblox Countries consisting of "racist fuckass gays" and "simps" for exiling the City of Thailand in the United Roblox Countries at January 6, 2022, 00:48:24, stating they were innocent to the United Roblox Countries. A Vietbloxese accused the Thai Robloxian for using slurs and bigoted language against the United Roblox Countries on January 6, 2022 on 01:20:23. A Robloxian, presumed to be the lead figure of the United Roblox Countries, said to keep the discussion civil and discouraged personal attacks on other Robloxians and groups, bigoted language, and slurs which degrade another Robloxian or group of Robloxians based on gender, race, sexual orientation, nationality, religion, etc and later ended the discussion on January 6, 2022, 12:31:52.
During the 2022 United Roblox Countries Headquarters Attack
The Thai Robloxian returned with 8,965,922 Thai Robloxians that he garnered to form a party to the attack and instructed them to raid the United Roblox Countries headquarters as punishment for exiling City of Thailand from United Roblox Countries. If they do not want to raid, they have to demand United Roblox Countries to bring Thailand back to the United Roblox Countries. A Robloxian estimated that 8,965,822 Robloxians were in front of the headquarters at one time. The attack commenced on January 6, 2022, 17:26:00.
On January 6, 2022, 17:40:00, the Thai Robloxian "RBI/UIU opened up" the door to a classified individual's office, where a classified individual, presumed to be the founder and owner of the United Roblox Countries, was working. The founder was accused of exiling City of Thailand and are demanding them to end the exile or risk a lawsuit of 9.5 vigintillion ROBUX. A Vietbloxese commented: "Wow, 9.5 vigintillion... that's 9,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 robux.".
On January 6, 2022, 17:59:55, the United Roblox Countries has refused to end the exile, citing that the "exile will end if they accept to the new flag inspired by South Sudblox." . This led to a burning down the URC headquarters for ignoring demands. A fire was lit on the classified individual's office, spreading to the headquarters of the URC and eventually to West Brookhaven. East Brookhaven was completely consumed by lava and the water surrounding Lake Madison has been evaporated and Minecraftian obsidian/cobblestone deposits were created.
After the 2022 United Roblox Countries Headquarters Attack and A Return To Normalcy
A fire department in River City traveled north via Interblox 15/Highway 31 to put out the conflagration on West Brookhaven, causing West Brookhaven to survive unscathed. The unscathed area extends to the United Roblox Countries headquarters.
Following this, the United Roblox Countries decided to take polls to punish the lead figure of the Thai Robloxians, to which many Robloxians agreed that the lead figure of the Thai Robloxians needs to be arrested for one week. The lead figure is currently imprisoned for one week for arson, peaceless protest, and bribing and is administered the Miranda Warnings.
The United Roblox Countries up to this point believed the 2022 Brookhaven Peak Eruption was a natural disaster. However, after this attack, some countries began to believe the eruption was man-made, as the eruption coincided with the exile of City of Thailand from the United Roblox Countries. Some countries even wondered if this attack would prelude a series of precursory attacks, which, in turn, would prelude a greater conflict.
The United Roblox Countries later repealed Proposition I and readmitted City of Thailand to the United Roblox Countries to avoid paying what was called "an excessive bail". This sparked a second phase of controversy which was relatively mute by comparision by all countries of Robloxia because they were forced to use flags that are inspired by their Earth counterparts, but all protests were taken control of and all protests did not necessitate an arrest. The United Roblox Countries filed a lawsuit against the lead figure, demanding reparations, to which the lead figure had to accept.
The obsidian and cobblestone found in Lake Madison was mined by Minecraftian-Robloxian immigrants that were hired by the lead figure, and the lake was refilled to the brim shortly after by the lead figure. East Brookhaven was rebuilt from the melted by the lead figure, and Brookhaven once again became as peaceful as it was prior to the attack.
According to Roblox, "this is truly a date which will live in Roblox history". All flags of Robloxia, be a country flag or a city's flag, were reduced to zero mast following the end of the attack. Roblox Cities Wiki and countless web pages in Robloxia were forced to convert to Black and White (essentially greyscaled) for the remainder of the day to pay respect to all Robloxians that were injured during the attack.
Reprieving:
In March 2023, the United Roblox Countries leader decided to reprieve the defendant's capital punishment after an interrogation session revealed the true motive of the capital punishment. This was met with muted criticism as it is presumed that the lead figure is inactive.
Controversy and Criticism:
In 2023, User:RedWoolYT has criticized this event in his podcast. He said that it is an event that will would be permanently ingrained in the Roblox and City of Thailand history. He said that as a good Thai-Robloxian person, he said that he has both feeling for both Thai people in protest and Robloxian. Likewise, he does not want City of Thailand to get out of United Roblox Countries. He said that Robloxian government must have to do something to those bad Thai people like mass warning or ban. Because amongst those bad people, there were also a good people that was misunderstood as a bad people, which is bad. After that podcast was published, the Robloxian government did not do anything about that until now.