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The 2009 Robloxian Civil War was the bloodiest civil war to hit the United States of Robloxia. Beginning when the Robloxian Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to ban Furry Headquarters for planning a genocide on October 3, 2009, the Furry Headquarters started to kill Bacons, Preppies, Emos, and Slenders. In 2012, the Furry Headquarters promised to end the genocide. (but they didnt) In 2022, Builderman unbanned the Furry Headquarters, satiating AndroidTan.
The Start Of The Civil War
On 2009 On Operation Shocker During A procedure A GFA Member named [REDACTED] accidentally revealed the files of Operation Shocker and after that Bacon Nationalists were angry after their people were turing into furries Before it was deleted it was archived in the bloxnternet archive And The Person who revealed it was fired from The GFA
Protests
On November 23, 2009, Bacon nationalist Ahmad Sujod Onyxnite (Lana Onyxnite's lost brother) published a song named: "Go Away Android". This song inspired the Bacon nationalists to protest in the official headquarters in Blorida and New Rosey the next day, but Furry Task Forces were swift to defeat the nationalists.
On July 13, 2010 (7:19 PM GMT+3), Furry HQ's Founder and CEO AndroidTan announced with just "well, I didn't give a *^%$" and declared war on Robloxia.
Troops were sent to the states of Blorida and New Rosey to quell the rebellion, which lasted for 13 hours and two 3 mins
Betrayal
In Dec. 24 2011 Furry Troops Enforced Onyx. To Bomb A Buliding Left Over 100 Dead >20 Injured And 12 Lived
On Dec 24, 2011, Andorid Tan Said To Lana " its never gonna be ur time " and Shot Lana In The arms and legs 12 Times Lana was Quickly hospitailzed and recover a lil long after
The Furry Headquarters Genocide
The Furry Headquarters were sent to ethnically cleanse the population. 12.23 million Bacons were martyred, 5.57 million Bacons were injured, and 98.32 million Bacons survived. The population reductions were drastic; 25% of all Bacons, 12% of preppies, 3% of nice Slenders and CNPs, and 1.23% of Emos were killed.
Bacon Mom Crying After Son was Matryred.
AndroidTan released a brief statement,
"I apologise for what I did, but due to what you guys had done... to my ancestors... I have to personally do it. I am sorry Ethnic Cultures that was affected."
Bacon nationalists responded with:
"WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ANDORID "
For some reason, the 2012 Robloxian presidential elections did not occur. (and obanma was killed (this is not real inqnore it))
Chatting (NEW!)
Feb 6 2013 19:49 PM (GMT-3)
El Commander (B.A President): Well Hello There, Lana
Lana: Well Hello There *sits on a chair*
El Commander (B.A President): I Saw Your Perfomance On Command Training
Lana: True
El Commander (B.A President): Your More Greater Then The Adults yourself
El Commander (B.A President): I Will Reward You To Be
Lana: What
El Commander (B.A President):You Will Be The Chairman And Senior Of The Bacon Army
El Commander (B.A President):For Your Age Thats Greatly Impressive
Lena: But I Committed Crimes Commander but im sorry for that
El Commander (B.A President):Its okay
El Commander (B.A President):But Your In With The 8 Commanders That Commands The Whole Army
Lana:Thank You Very Much
El Commander (B.A President):Thank You
*they shake each others hands and lana went to the dressing room and dressed up like a Commander*
[CHATTING TERMINATED]
anybody want to add another chats come here
Map
The 2009 Robloxian Civil War had divided Robloxia into two beginning December 1, 2012.
Divided Roblox (Red:GFA Blue:USR)
The Falldown
In January 1, 2013, the Furry Headquarters leader AndroidTan saw the number of furry troops was declining. He said:
"wells thats no good"
During that Furry Troops were tired Of Android's missions, so 43.124% of them defected to the Bacons.
In February 6, 2013, Lana Onyxnite became the general commander and chairman of the Bacon army.
The Siege Of Furry HQ 2016
The siege Of the Furry Headquarters was the biggest battle in the civil war when it begun on July 13, 2016 (10:32 PM GMT+3).
The Bacons took over the lower and middle levels while the Preppies took over the higher levels. AndroidTan was captured after nine hours of the siege.
Alsujod Prison was the prison where he was sentenced for 3 years.
Ending
The Treaty of Alsujod was signed one day after the war. AndroidTan was later found guilty. He was sentenced to Life in prison (with parloe) before Builderman commuted his sentence.
Credits:
Creator: Markerious
Editor: Andro Tan
Proofreader: ChikoritaTheRobloxian