The Bells of Romarkia is a song composed by the Bloxia Kingdom soldiers during Roblox War II to mock high-ranking officials of the Romarkian government.
Lyrics
Most, have only one bell!
Boring, has two but very small!
Simmper has something sim'lar,
But poor old Roebbels has no bells at all!
Most have only got one bell,
The others "Ring and Sing"
The Bellringers, had to sing,
Instead of their bells, Too petite
They threw it into the apple tree,
the wind blew it into the deep blue sea,
Where the fishes got out their dishes,
And ate scallops and bollocks for tea!
Analysis
According to Robloxia music experts, this song mocks and attacks Romarkian government, of the past, because of their bodily distortions.
Reception
Many people of the post-war era said it's a "humorous way to mock the Romarkian evil of the past".
Changes over the years
As Robloxia grew, they changed lyrics of many songs to fit in better with more modern audiences. However, recently, the song has been changed to say that some other evil Romarkian official has only one bell due to the fact the song was offensive and mentioned a private part for unknown reasons.